Happy halloween!!!

to commemorate this wonderful holiday, im back with another wacky chapter. this time it's green day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Peach and Marth go for a drive... and get lost, ENJOY:)

Chapter Five: Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Because the weather was so nice, Peach and Marth decided to go for a drive. Marth insisted on driving, since women were such terrible drivers. He started up the car and pulled out of the parking lot. Soon, they were lost.

"Marth, we're lost." Peach said, annoyed.

"No." He retorted. "We're not.

"We should stop and ask for directions." Peach suggested.

Marth frowned. "I don't need directions! I know exactly where I'm going."

Peach gave Marth a skeptical look. "Yeah?"

"Yeah. I always walk down this lonely road. It's the only one that I have ever known."

"Then where does it go?" Peach asked.

"Uh… don't know where it goes..." Peach groaned. "But it's home to me! And I walk alone."

"If you wanna walk alone, you can get out of the car and I'll drive." Peach grumbled. "Where are we anyways?"

"An empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams." Marth informed.

"Why's it empty?" Peach asked as she looked out the window. She didn't recognize any of the buildings. "Where are we?"

"Where the city sleeps. We're the only ones, and we drive alone." Marth explained.

"Oh…" Peach said.

"We drive alone, we drive alone."

"Yes Marth, I get it…" Peach said.

"We drive alone, we drive a—"

"MARTH! I'm not a retard! I get it. Stop repeating everything a million times like Dora the Explorer."

Marth frowned. "Dora's awesome."

"Dora can kiss my ass." Peach declared.

Marth rolled his eyes. "Why are you always so irritable?"

Peach didn't answer.

"Well?" Marth asked testily.

Peach looked away. "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me."

Marth gave Peach a perplexed look. "What are you trying to say? You're lonely?"

Peach nodded. "My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating."

"What's so shallow about your heart?" Marth asked. Peach shook her head.

"Sometimes… I just wish someone out there will find me… 'til then I walk alone…"

Marth was a little surprised. Just out of the blue, Peach was spilling all her emotions out on him. He had no idea what Peach was going through. Why had she chosen now, of all times, to tell him? Marth finally came to the conclusion that Peach was suffering from PMS. And Marth new the only cure for PMS was tea. And lots of it. He turned the steering wheel and made a U-turn.

"Why don't we head on back and I'll make you a cup of tea?"

Peach gave him a murderous look. "NO!" She growled. "That's f---"

"CENSORZ!"Cried Pikachu.

"—ed up!"

Marth gave Peach a queer look. "What's f—"

"CENSORZ!"Pikachu cried again.

"—ed up?"

Peach rolled her eyes. "Nothing. Everything's all right." She spat. "Can't you read between the lines?" She muttered under her breath. Apparently, Marth didn't hear her. For him there was no denying it now. These moodswings were a telltale symptom of PMS. Suddenly, Peach lost consciousness, collapsing onto Marth and causing him to slam the brakes. With Marth's Honda now stuck in a ditch, he pounded the steering wheel.

"Curses Peach!" He heaved the princess off of him, and checked to see if she was all right. "I should check her vital signs…" And so Marth checked Peach's vitals. Somewhere in the distance, a frazzled Nurse Angie screamed "VITALS DROPPING!"

Slowly Peach roused, blinking in the light. "I'm still alive!" She cried. Marth was fuming.

"YOU'RE WALKING ALONE! Do you have any idea how much you scared me?" Peach sighed and got out of the car. Marth was surprised that Peach had taken him seriously, so he followed. His Honda wasn't going anywhere fast in the state it was in anyways. He ran up to the Peach.

"I'm walking down the line." She said. And indeed, she was walking down the center line of the road. The two passed a sign that marked the border between Nintendo City and the Boulevard of Broken dreams.

"On the borderline." Marth added.

"And I walk alone." Peach sighed sadly.

"I walk alone, I walk alone." Marth repeated. "I walk alone, I walk a---"

"Marth!" Peach said sternly.

"Sorry."

The two solemnly walked back to the mansion where Marth would make Peach a pot of tea and call for a tow truck.

not the best ending, but i didnt know what else to do.

anyways, im off to work... yes, im working on halloween... aren't my managers mean?

ttfn, ta ta for now!

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