Just Another H.P. Love Triangle

Harry: Eh…um…eh…ih...um…eh….

Harry's Thoughts: Hermione! Why Hermione! If I kiss her, Draco will kill me. And so will Ron.

Hermione: Harry?

Harry looked around the room and saw Ron's fist getting tighter. He also saw Draco making that signature Malfoy smirk.

Harry: Hermione, I'm sorry. I can't do this.

Hermione: Harry, if you don't kiss me I won't get my turn.

Harry: You want a turn?

Hermione: Yes! Now please hurry up.

Harry: Okay then…

Harry looked at his hands, they were all sweaty.

Hermione: Will this go on forever?

Hermione rolled her eyes, grabbed Harry and gave him a smooch.

Harry: Hermione?

Hermione: Yes?

Harry: It's your turn.

Hermione and Harry laughed.

But Harry on the other hand, still felt scared.

Hermione spun the bottle which landed on Draco.

Hermione: This'll be easy.

Draco: Piece of cake.

Hermione took Draco by his tie and started snogging with him.

Hermione stopped…about…8 minutes after.

Ron watched them, his face turning all red.

Pansy: Ronald? Ron…Ron?

Ron: Hermione!

Hermione: Oh I'm sorry Ron…do you want to spin the bottle?

Ron nodded.

Hermione: Away you go then.

Ron spun the bottle, which landed on Hermione.

Hermione gave Ron a wink, and leaned in to kiss him when-

Poof went his daydream.

Pansy: Ron…are you okay?

Ron: Um…yeah…I'm okay, don't worry about me.

Pansy: Okay.

Harry: Erm…I think I'll get some punch…

Cho: Yes…you should.

Cho gave Harry a look, like he was unfaithful.

Cho walked up to Harry.

Cho: Harry?!

Harry: What?!

Cho: How could you?

Harry: Cho, don't be so harsh. It was just a game.

Cho: Harry, how can I be harsh? I'm your girlfriend. You MADE OUT WITH TWO OTHER GIRLS!

Harry: I DID NOT!

Cho: Oh really? Tell that to Luna and Hermione!

Harry: Cho, it was just a game.

Cho: Just a game…just a game…oh you must think everything is just a game.

Harry: Cho I didn't mean it that way!

Cho: Harry, I can't love you like this anymore.

Harry: Why not?

Cho: Because, we're over.

Cho left with mixed emotions left in her head.

Harry sat down with his head facing the ground.

Ginny sat beside him.

Ginny: Hi Harry.

Harry: Hi Ginny… (Sighs)

Ginny: Harry, what's the matter?

Harry: Broke up…with Cho…

Ginny: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, I thought you two would be perfect for each other.

Harry: I guess not.

Ginny: Well, I can grab you some food if it will make you feel better.

Harry: No it's okay, I'm not very hungry.

Ginny: Suit yourself.

Ginny left going to the food table.

Harry: Why am I so…so…pathetic when I have a girlfriend?

Cedric walks by.

Cedric: Because you have to know how to treat her.

Harry: Oh, hello Cedric.

Cedric: Harry buddy, you have a lot to learn.

Harry: What's that supposed to mean?

Cedric: It means I have to teach you about, girls/women.

Harry: Oh.

Cedric: You love Cho don't you?

Harry: Yes…

Cedric: And you'd kill for her wouldn't you?

Harry: Well…I guess-

Cedric: And you want to marry her don't you?

Harry: Marry her? Whoa, off topic…

Cedric: Sorry, I get caught up.

Harry: Yes…you do…

Cedric: Anyways, the first thing to learn is: Girls love sensitive guys.

Harry: Am I not sensitive…enough?

Cedric: Well…it's just that…um…no…your not.

Harry: Why not?

Cedric: Dude, you kissed 2 other girls. And you had a girlfriend at that time.

Harry: Oh, right.

Cedric: Anyways, girls love…love…You!

Harry: They do?

Cedric: Have you not seen the, 'Harry, I love him!' group?

Harry: Well…erm…no.

Cedric: Well you my friend, need to get out more often.

Harry: And I will…

Cedric: Well that's all I know.

Harry: THAT'S IT?!

Cedric nods.

Cedric: Sadly yes.

Harry: Well thanks for the, information…

Cedric: No problem buddy.

Cedric pats Harry on the back and leaves.

Harry: Ow…that dude pats hard.

Luna comes walking by with Neville.

Luna: Oh, hello Harry.

Neville: Hi Harry, I'm sorry about what happened to you and Cho.

Harry: How do you know?

Luna: Harry, everybody is talking about it. Haven't you heard?

Harry: Well…no…I've been sitting here all day, as in, after we broke up.

Luna: Well I'm sorry to hear about everything. Why don't you play some spin the bottle to get your mind off everything.

Harry: Well, I guess I-

Luna: Great!

Luna pulls Harry to the game before he could even speak.

Luna: Everybody! Harry is back in the game!

Cho looks at him, like she hates him.

Cho: May I spin the bottle?

Luna: Go ahead.

Cho spins the bottle which lands on Cedric.

Cedric: Um…Cho

Cho: What is it?

Cedric: If you do this-

Cho gives Cedric a kiss.

Cedric: CHO!

Cho: What?

Cedric: We all know!

Cho: So what?!

Cedric pulls Harry aside.

Cedric: Harry, she's trying to make you jealous.

Harry: I think I figured out by know. Since she gave me that look.

Cedric: Okay, I just wanted to let you know. Anyways, MY TURN!

Cedric spins the bottle which lands on…Ginny!

Cedric: Eh…erm…um…ee…

Ginny: Oh shut up already.

Ginny pulls Cedric closer and kisses him.

Cedric: Um…um…

Ginny rolls her eyes.

Ginny: Okie dokie then, my turn!

Ginny spins the bottle…and it lands on Harry.

Harry: Ginny, if your nervous or anything…just…um…you know…erm…um…tell…um…me?

Ginny: Harry…I'm scared…if I do this Ron'll kill me.

Harry: Same, same.

Ron: Do I hear 2 chickens?

Ron looks at Harry and Ginny and makes chicken noises.

Ginny: Stop it Ron!

Ron: I can't help it, I must speak chicken language for you to understand!

Harry: Ronald it's not funny!

Ron: And the chicken's talking!

Ginny: RONALD! Stop It!

Ron makes chicken noises.

Ron: Do you u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d now?

Ginny: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'm sorry Harry this is the only way to end Mr. Bird over here.

Harry: Yup…

Ginny and Harry share a gentle kiss together while Ron is in awe.

Hermione: Ronald! Keep that jaw up! Nobody really wants to see you drool.

Ron looks at Hermione in an 'OMGSHE'SSOHAWT' manner.

Hermione: Ron, I'm sorry I took Draco to the dance. I wish I was with you.

Ron: Yeah, I wish too.

Hermione: Though, I will still be able to be with you. If you ask me on a date…

Ron looks at Hermione shocked.

Hermione takes Ron by his tie and kisses him.

Daydream over.

Hermione: Ron, RON!

Ron: Yes!

Hermione: Were you listening to me?

Ron: Yeah…I think.

Hermione: Watch out, there's a puddle of drool on the floor.

Ron: EW! Who's is it?!

Hermione: It's yours.

Ron: EW!- Wait…what?

Hermione: Ron could you please help me!

Ron: Sure sure-

Cedric: Guys! Something happened to Harry!

Ron: Yeah, he kissed my sister.

Cedric: NO! After he did that, he felt all sad about his break up. So he went flying off on his broom and-

Hermione: HE FELL OFF DIDN'T HE?!

Cedric: Exactly.