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Chapter Two

Last chapter"Yes Hermione, you can be Ron and My therapist, because god knows I'm gonna need one now that I've seen my two favorite teachers sucking face. And with that, they continued to walk down the stairs until…

… Until Ron tripped and fell… on Hermione. "RON, GET OFF YOU IDIOT!"

"Sorry, wait Hermione what did you hit?" Harry rolled his eyes.

"The wall you sod."

"No Harry, there is a door."

Sure enough, the castle wall seemed to have a groove in it and with a slight push from Ron it reviled a passageway.

"Come on we have to go meet Moony and Padfoot, I can't wait to see their faces when they hear this!"

And with that Harry Potter and Ron Weasley began to plot ways to inform the marauders of this bit of 'enlightening information' as Harry put it, until they were in the great hall.

"… And then we tell them what we saw." Harry told Ron who was laughing.

"Oh Harry you can't be serious."

"Of course he isn't Sirius, I am!"

A man with black hair and blue eyes said jovially.

"Oh god Sirius, can't you lay that down to rest like the other things in our school days?"

"No Remus, I can't, because the snivillus is still among the living."

"Well then, why don't we have a vampire bite him, then he wont be among the living."

"Speaking of Snape," Harry stated casually,

"him and his 'snookyputins' are getti-"

"who the hell is this 'snookyputins' my dear godson?"

" I was getting to that Sirius, now as I was saying him and his 'snookyputins' as in our wonderful divination teacher, Prof. Trelawney are getting..."

and here Harry paused for dramatic effect, (and was squirted with water from Remus)

"… married."

"What!"

both men yelled

"yep, they even have pet names for each other." Confided Ron.

"Wait, what kind of names?"

asked a bewildered Sirius.

"More importantly why are you prying into your teachers lives?" asked Remus.

"Because Remus" said both boys, " we have nothing better to do."

" Do you to know of any passage ways that open from the base of North Tower?" asked Hermione who had finally entered the conversation.

"Hmmm and why would you want that highly confidential information Hermione? Is there something you want to tell us?"

Sirius asked with wiggling eyebrows.

"Yes Sirius, Ron fell on me and I hit the wall then a door in the wall opened." She said irritably.

"RON! You don't do things like that with the possibility of people seeing!" "Well Sirius, if I remember correctly, that never stopped you."

"Shhhh, Remus, they don't need to know that!"

" Alright, I confess, it was my intention to fall on Hermione, knock her down, and then jump at her in a desperate act of attention, in which I am not getting at home!" Ron sighed dramatically, putting his hand up to his forehead as if fainting.

" I knew you had a thing for her mate, 'bout time you came out of the closet." Harry said, sarcastically.

"Now, about this passage way, lets go and investigate." Sirius said as he bounded out of the hall.

"Come on," Remus said tiredly, "before we lose him."

As they neared the place where the door was, they heard voices moving their way,

"Albie, what about our vacation in Aruba?" Whined a woman in a pink sundress with black hair that fell to her hips.

"My Darling pussy cat, don't sink your claws into me, if anything, be angry at Tom for not just dying when that curse bounded off of Harry." Said a man about 6'4, wearing a bright purple robe and white beard and half mooned spectacles.

"B-b-but Albieeee…."

"No, darling, we can't go to Aruba for Christmas, we have to be closer. Maybe Paris, but not Aruba, Sorry babe." At Minerva's pout, Albus said,

"come, let's go to my office and talk about this more privately." And so the Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress took a left and were completely oblivious that five other people overheard their conversation.

"Albie? That's scary as hell!"

"I know Ron, and I have a meeting with him tomorrow! How am I going to concentrate on what he's saying if all I can think on is that those two were going to Aruba together and now they're going to Paris together! WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS?" Yelled a frantic Harry.

"I don't know POTTER all I know is that you will have detention for every last day you're here at Hogwarts' said a new voice. All five of them turned to find…