This story is going to be the shortest one ive ever going to write on fanfiction. I know that this will consist of 3 chapters so just note that the next update will be the last and final :D
"No one gets away from me like that,I Neji Hyuuga!" Neji said aloud.
"And no one stops cleaning the grounds until I your cousin Hanabi tells you so."
No,not that brat again.
"Hanabi,why dont you go run along and play with the fake fishes in the pond in the back?" Neji seethed, soo hard trying to keep his anger from being interuppted cool.
"Hmph! Well im going to tell father about this!!" Hanabi stuck her tongue out and trotted away back in the main compound office.
Finally she was gone! If i had her here any longer i know i would start smacking her across the face with this broom any second now... I swear that girl mustve been dropped several of times. I obviously am doing my "cleaning" and i dont see any reasonable reason that i should be told on,especially its going to go to that dumb git Hiashi. What will he do about it?
The thing i dislike most is annoying moronic girls/ppl. I say girls, first (any girls out there reading the so called self named "theprocrasinator"s work i assure u i do not mean to offend )that mainly i am surrounded by them. They come in swarms or something.Or maybe its because i have a little magnet that just attracts them to me,and yeah just them living and breathing irratates the hell out of me.
Now onto what i was thinking before... Damn that Hanabi! Grrr. i hate little cousins!! Why couldnt she just twiddle her fingers and stutter every time she talks like that one cousin of mine!! Who i also hate...
You know what im not even going to start that, its enough said of what i did to her in the chunin exams! IT wouldve been better off tho if she just wouldve fell unconcious forever...
Then maybe i wouldnt have to listen to her buzz around the compound all the time.The girl needs to stop talking to herself aloud and learn to just ...hahhaa do what im doing yes.
Actually,you know what i dont care! I dont care if she talks to herslef i dont give a-
"N-Neji-k-kun???Wh-what are y-you d-doing-g??Y-you loo-ok fl-flustere-erd??"
Not as flustered as you i wanted to say. But i decided to just glare at her instead. "Im alright. (I did not want to use her name ever to endear to use that sama sufix in her name will kill me.This girl is weaker than me mentally and physically i do not appreciate this command being roped around my neck like i was some sort of dog.Not saying her name at all has been going on for awhile.) ... ... " There was nothing else to say to this girl too.
I dont want her near me. She might give me the stutter attack or something. Hm,did i just make a joke? Funny. I dont like it. I didnt know it but i was walking away.
Neji looked like he was enjoying the mild weather little gray clouds puffing in tid bits around a little bit of blue hanging there,and the temperature was nice and chilly. Hinata watched Neji slip away from the gates.
Hinata twiddled her fingers togther. 'Neji seems to be spacing out again...I d-dont know!' Hinata blushes. She covers her cheeks and runs after Neji.(A/N: Hahaha Hinata stutters in her mind too btw. Hinata always feel pressured like it had to be someonelses answer for it to be correct.:/)
Hanabi stepped outside again holding a fake chubby goldfish that dripped of water in her soaked hand. "Hinata its time for you to leave! Misssion time!! Go Go Go!"
"O-oh.Th-thanks H-Hanabi-chan" Hinata smiled.
Hanabi scrunched her shoulders up in the american gesturely way. (lolz idk wat ims aying) "Yeh whatever."
Hinata bowed before she left and jogged to go to her team.
Neji too realized that he had to meet up with his team and went ahead to the meeting place
Tenten nodded when he got there he nodded back.
"wO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Lee greeted. "WELCOME NEJI,my rival!"
Neji abd Tenten sweatdropped. Even though he heard this so many times every morning he can never stop the shudder digustedly whenever he heard that shrill voice Lee had.
"Yes,Hello Lee."
Oh no here comes the other one...
"AWW!THE YOUTHFUL JOYTIME EVERDAY BRINGS US!!IT MAKES MY HEART POUND WITH PRIDE!"
it makes my heart die is more like it! Neji thought
"Hai.Gai-sensei." Neji sweatdropped again.
"Hmm."
When Lee shot a look at Gai. The atmospher became unsteady...Neji felt uneasy...oh god,he knew wat was coming...
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!!!"
"GAI-SENEIIIII!!!"
and so forth the tears and the sunset and the fat bone crunching hug.
A few minutes passed by.
Neji raised an eyebrow to this. they dont do that all for nothing.Somethings wrong.
"Well...?" Neji asked crossing his arms. "Whats going on?"
"OHHH NEJI! boo hooooo booo hoo!"
Lee let go of the embrace he was in too dangerously close in Neji's personal space much to Neji's dislike.
Lee;s crying face was close to Neji's. Neji's scrunched up his nose in distaste trying to politely refuse this contact from it getting any further.
"We wont be having any missions for 2 days!! All of the teams have been stopped from helping! Our youthful souls...why must they be tormented in this way?!!!" Lee weeped shaking Neji's shoulders rattically.
Neji dizzily plucked Lees hand off his shoulders. In his little dizzy trance he tried to register what Lee said. 2 days...no missions..."2 DAYS!! No missions?!!!"
"Why?" Tenten asked.
"Tsunade has kept that in further secrecy as far as i know.." Gai rubbed his chin. "Well it was time you guys got a break! Dont forget to use your youthful spirits to guide u!!" Gai dissapeared as her ran off.
Neji and Tenten both looked at eachother and in agreement sought that Gai was crazy.
Tenten was first to leave the meeting place. "Bye guys, im going to go do my hair or something."
Lee just sat there like a kicked puppy. "N-No!!"
GODAAMIT not another stuttering baffoon! I dont need this! "Bye :Lee." Neji hopped from tree to tree to get out
Lee held a trembling hand out in the direction Neji fled. "Waa...ddont leaave mee!!"
Lee then found his place in feilds of flowers...just sitting there... with a happy smile.
Gaara was in Konoha today and decided to eat flowers. He spot sight of the young green clad ninja and decided to keep him company.
They both then smiled at eachother. Grateful for eachothers precense. No questions were asked from Lee. Lee at all didnt need to know why Gaara was here as long as he was there it didnt matter. He didnt feel like being lost again :
Little did he know... hahha gaara thought. (Lets jsut say our Gaara can read minds)
Gaara and Lee exchanged knowing heartfelt glances every now and again when they picked theyre share of pink petaled flowers.
im srry i love that pairing.back to neji
Grrr what are they up to??!!
Why do they look soo suspicious!
I Neji Hyyuuga was up in a tree...watching Team7 talking...
just talking...
but it was suspicious.
I didnt know where to actually find the culprit of this feeling...
IT was somewhere!!!
Eyy...Naruto shouldnt be that close to Sasuke when he's talking!
...No..Dont you dare put your arm around Sasuke while your talking with that charming grin of yours! No..Dont you dare!
aww...
No.He did it.
Damn you Uchiha! Damn you to hell! You dont deserve his touch!
O.-
Thats right walk away Uchiha!! You didnt deserve it anyway!!
Now its just Naruto and Sakura...
Goddamit, i can see but i cant even hear what theyre saying!!
Lets me give it a try to read theyre lips...
Ugghh Sakura has a that dumb slutty look on her face again eww!
Naruto backs away rubbing his foot in the dirt in nervousness.
He asks her something. ...Will you go out on a diet with me? huh???
Sakura has that bitchy skank look that says no way! She needs one!! hahah shoulda said yes!
Hahaha. hers was easy.
Hmm...But he was blushing?!! OMGZ he did ask what i think he just asked her!!
I almost tipped off of my branch. I held myslef back into place and leaned forward straining myself to hear.
Sakura puts her hands in front of her waving them. "Thats right bitch,say no.Saaay no." I smirked.
WOAH! i lost my balance so now i was only handing my legs i continued to watch them upside down.
Naruto punched her out! "woo hoo hoo!" sheesh!! that was wild!
But why did he do that??
Naruto looked grim at first but shrugged as he dragged the fugly bitch behind rotten trees covering her with the dead leaves... he henged into sakura.
Neji's eyes widened.
Whats going on now?? He did it again?!
What the hell?
Naruto/Sakura left.
Neji fell out of the tree.
What is he hiding?!!
Neji brushed himself off and went to follow Naruto.
10 minutes later...
Kiba and Akamaru were training on theyre day off and passed by a stack of dead leaves...under a rotten tree.
Akamaru yipped in pleasure peed there.
Kiba whistled as he looked around.
Sakura groaned.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Akamaru barked and barked.
Wehn Sakura came out soaked with pee pee and covered with dead leaves on the spot Kiba got startled at its ugliness and ordered Akamaru to sick it.
"Oh fuck!" Sakura held in her scream as she saw that Akamaru grew 10x (now he just is like a bear) that was ready to maul her in mid air.
It twas random and very easy hopefully pplz like it and will REVIEW
-theprocrasinator