Disclaimer: See Chapter One!
Previously in chapter five (because I'm sure you forgot.):
"Well Harry, I didn't get to tell you about the Lawrence twins last night," at this both Harry and Ron both turned to glare at Remus,
"What it was late, you all needed to go to sleep!"
"So how about tomorrow, I tell you about Isabella and Amelia?"
"Oh God!" moaned Remus and oddly enough, Severus who said,
"Black, must you be filling his head with your disgusting nighttime escapades?"
And on went their bickering until everyone got up and left for lunch, and to their other engagements.
Chapter six:
After dinner, and an involved discussion between Harry and Ron about who would win The World Cup; the Canons or the Windborne Wasps (guess who said the Canons) Sirius, Remus, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and surprisingly, Severus and Sybil were all gathered comfortably in the Gryffindor common room, and when I say comfortably, I mean that everyone but Severus was lounging on a couch or in an armchair, while Severus was openly cringing at the huge display of Scarlet and Gold.
"So, you want to hear about 'The Lawrence Twins' do you?"
"No Sirius, we wanted to hear about you expedition to the London Zoo… of course we want to hear about the Lawrence twins!"
"Geez Harry no need to be testy."
"Trust me Potter, once you hear this, you will never sleep again, take it for someone that hasn't slept since their nighttime escapades in the late seventies," said Severus, shuddering while clinging to Sybil.
"Well, Then why are you here Severus, and not down in the dungeons with your fiancé doing whatever it is you do, certainly not each other."
"I'll have you-"
"Ew, ew, ew! I don't to know what the Hell you teachers do in your spare time! And no Sirius, you don't count. Now talk!"
A tired voice quietly asked "must he discuss this with young children? Haven't you already corrupted them with you just being you Sirius?"
"Ah Remus, you were always such a spoil sport! If they want to know, I have no problem telling them. Now if you have a problem, then why don't you just spit it out and spot dancing around like a little girl," said an exasperated Sirius as he waved his arms around his head while bouncing up and down in his armchair.
"Did you just call me a girl?" All tiredness had left his voice and Remus sat upright with a feral look in his eyes. All the noise in the room seemed to evaporate into thin air. The only sound that could be heard was that of the fire crackling in the grate, but even that seemed to go from being a merry sound to sounding slightly devious.
"Uh, maybe, hey Remus how's that Furry Little Problem been on your health lately, because you look a little um, well, ill, uh right now. You might want to lie down, and rest, don't you think so Harry? Sirius had caught Remus' look and had quickly tried to draw attention away from himself. It didn't work.
"No Sirius, Remus looks fine to me. What do you think Ron?"
"Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about Sirius."
While this was happening Sybil had pulled out her orb and was trying to tell the outcome for the scrimmage between the group, so far, she said that it would end in bloodshed, and Sirius would attack Remus, but miss him and cut Harry's head off with a sword. Severus was happy with the prospect of Potter being dead. Then he wouldn't have to deal with his abysmal potions making. In fact, this made him so happy, that he cracked a smile, which brought everything to a halt as soon as everyone saw it.
The first was Ron, "oh my God! The apocalypse has happened! The world is going to end! NO! I'm going to die a virgin!"
"Ron, the apocalypse hasn't occurred, Professor Snape just smiled. On another note, I don't care if you die a virgin; I just don't need you to scream it."
"Well Ron, I think you were just 'DENIED!'"
Everyone on the room just rolled their eyes, as they were getting used to hearing Harry's favorite phrase.
"Shut up Harry!" Was the only thing they said.
"So now I will tell you about The Lawremnceemm-"
Dramatically Remus put his hand over Sirius' mouth while exclaiming "They don't need to hear this Sirius!"
After pulling Remus' hand off his' mouth, Sirius continued, "it was the end of October of third year. Your parents had just started being civil to each other Harry, and I was left all alone-"
"I was there too, you idiot. Cut the dramatics or I'm telling the story."
"Fine Remus have it your way… So it was October and I had just broken up with my- err- girlfriend-
"Shag buddy" inserted Severus,
"Shut up Snape, when I went into charms…
Charms Classroom
"… Right, so then I said to her, 'I think that we should keep our options open,' and then she started crying all over me! I didn't know what do to! You know how I am with tears mate! But, yeah, it's over between us."
"How could you do that to her Sirius? You two were so good together!"
"Lily, Sirius doesn't keep a girl for more than three weeks, he was with Maggie all summer long and through September!"
"But James, women are not possessions! We can't just be used and then thrown away like, like, a toy! If you think like that than you and I are going to have a HUGE problem! Just because I started talki-"
Lily's tirade was broken by a calm voice from behind her, "Lily, I think you are forgetting that this is Sirius we are talking about here, not James, who I might add, has been after you since he was eleven. I don't think that you will be able to get rid of him when you are through being nice to him. Sirius on the other hand, well he's afraid of commitment, except when it comes to sports, and eating, and sleeping, and his goal to have sex with ninety-five percent of the female population of Hogwarts before he graduates"
"Only ninety-five percent, why not one hundred percent of the population; or is that so you don't overlap in your girlfriends? And we aren't together I'm just humoring him!"
"For one, at least ninety-five percent because James would have killed Sirius if he had even thought about asking you out, much less than that. And two, we have all swapped girlfriends once or twice, for you information! Oh and for a third thing, you and James-"
"Shut up Remus!"
"I didn't need to know that Remus. Thank you for that James. "
"Hey, is it just me or is that girl over their staring at me? Oh look there she is again… wait, there two of them! Oh no, I'm seeing double!"
"That is Amelia, and her twin sister Isabella."
"Twins in Hufflepuff, when did that happen?"
"Three years ago when we were sorted you dolt."
"Well, I was busy and I wasn't paying attention to the other people! What should I do?"
"Oh my God! Did he just stutter? He's turning into Peter!"
"Hey! James!"
"Oh sorry dude. Wave you moron!"
"I waved and they waved back and giggled. And so started the year and a half of entertainment with the Lawrence twins."
"All that drama and you aren't even going to tell us anything good?!"
"Well Harry, I' m sure you can use your imagination to come up with something." Chortled Sirius.
"I'm surprised that you didn't add anything about your huge conquest Black, it's almost responsible of you."
"Well Snape, I don't need to keep them up at night do I? And it's far from responsible, I just don't need Remus going all werewolf on my ass now do I?"
"Hey!"
"It's true!"
"I think it's time for bed."
"Hermione you not my mother, I don't' need to do what you say!"
"I'll walk you up there."
"Done."
With that Ron picked Hermione up and practically ran up the stairs to his dormitory.
"Well, it looks like I'm not going to my room for hours.
With that, they sat there and speculated what Hermione's ulterior motive for getting Ron to his room was for.
Author's Note:
It been almost two year since I last updated, I don't even know if I want to continue writing this story anymore. I didn't really start with a plot so I have had to come up with one as I go and so that makes writing really difficult for me. Besides that, review and tell me what you think of the new chapter.
Sorry for the inexcusable wait,
OMJessie