Omg its been such a long time since I have updated this story. Hahaha recently I checked my email and read that someone had reviewed this story and so yeah. I took that as a wake up call to update this sad excuse of a story.

I know that ppl are like not reading this but I just wanted to say that its so weird to remember that there was once a time my fanfiction username used to be theprocrasinator. Hahhaa

Oh and also forgive me because I believe that my storytelling skills have become a bit rusty after not using them in anyway for the last 5 months. ..so sorry if this sucks or if this chapter is confusing.

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Previously: Neji is following Naruto/Sakura.

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"Damn! I think I lost Naruto!" Neji was following Naruto's trail for the last 5 minutes. And about at this point Naruto had made to many turns or zig zags… or whatever that Neji was so very confused of where he went.

To top this all off he had to lose Naruto at a place where there were many turns!

Hm….did he go left, right, or straight?? Neji contemplated these 3 options carefully like any normal person would. But then an idea went into his head. OMFG. Ugggh. I, Neji Hyuuga am not a normal person! I am a ninja for crying out loud! … A high bloodline ninja to be exact! I can use byakugan! Stupid Hiashi! Your stupidity is rubbing off on me!

"Byakugan!" Neji called out.

Veins bulged out from the sides of his eyes and spread out like wildfire along them. Blood was beating rapidly through them and he could feel it as he was anxiously trying to find Naruto's chakra.

He looked to left and he saw various chakra types but not Naruto's. His blood was buzzing more to find out where Naruto was. "Damn damn damn!"

He tried searching for him in the path that went straight. "Oh nice, the root of konoha." The root of konoha was where all the shopping and people hung out during the day. And so the thought going through Nejis head was that he was… Well it wasn't even a thought it was a feeling of pain because of the hassle its going to be to pick up Naruto's chakra.

As expected, Neji felt a swerve of many chakra signatures. It hit him like a dull wave and he was straining himelf to look through the thousands chakra…

His bulging veins were trying to pull back from the major emotions of anxiousness running through. His eyes were pulling and his byakugans vision was faltering. Neji 's heart raced more as he felt that his byakugan was trying to deactivate. "Shit, I have to calm down!"

Still his byakugan was still fading on him and he was cursing all the four letter words you can think of right now in a string like there was no tomorrow. "What the hell is going on? Why is my byakugan going high wire!"

Neji hated this shit and his impatience was taking its toll and so finally he turned his byakugan off.

Crap without the byakugan what was he going to do! Passerby's were coming and going as he was standing in the same place as when he realized he lost Naruto. Gosh! Why did his curiosity have to feel like he was going to die if he didn't find out!

He watched the people passing him and wondered when did they all multiply?? When he came there was only like 5 of them coming at 2 minutes at a time. Now there was practically a crowd.

Wow. God must hate me. Neji thought.

Neji clenched his fist. DAMMIT this only makes one more of a reason to find out what Naruto is up to! It seems like God didn't want him to find out so he kept on putting obstacles in his path! This must explain why there were so many turns and why his Byakugan went out on him!

DAMN YOU GOD! GAAH!

His anger and insults came into pleading. OH cmon I must find another way to find Naruto! Tell me please tell me!

Then it came to him, he could ask the people around him. Atleast someone mustve seen Naruto that he could ask!

But oh before I look for Naruto I have to pick a direction. I know that its definetly not left. And so the choices left were either right or straight. Damn. Lets also put reason in here.

Its reasonable that Naruto didn't go left because it leads to a dump or land fill.

It's reasonable that Naruto wouldn't go right because it leads to the big lake where there is many flies and dead feces infesting it.

So now the only option is to go straight…where there are many…MANY people there…to ask..

GAH. Okay!! Hopefully he truly went straight! Or else I would be pretty pissed! So Neji charge toward the root of Konoha and used his superspeedy ninja run thing to arrive there in a jiffy.

He stopped when he knew he was at the center of all the shopping malls and all the little markets and shacks. Crowds of people were there and as he was looking around he didn't see Naruto.

"OH SHIT"

Panic settled him as he saw his little fangirls buy some smoothies at a smoothie shack. There were atleast 5 of them and he was ready to just turn back. But then that damned curiosity tackled his gut and he was then filled up with the drive once again to stalk Naruto.

So in secret, without trying to be caught by his fangirls he was going to ask the people where Naruto was.

So was going to start with a nearby shop keeper whos shop was near the entrance of the root of konoha.

"Uh…Sir,sorry to interrupt anything but have you seen a boy with blonde hair and with 3 whisk-"

Then like being hit with an arrow, he remembered that it wasn't just Naruto he was looking for, it was Sakura! Well the body anyway. Neji winced at the vision he was getting of Sakura's fugly face. God I have to find that?! And describe her nonetheless!

The chubby man who was the shopkeeper looked at him with confusion as he saw the embarrassed look on Neji's face.

"Oh sorry nevermind what I said earlier, Im looking for this girl who has pink hair and green eyes and she wears this red dress that has a circle on skirt part."

The chubby shopkeeper raised his eyebrow. "Are you…perhaps having bad intentions once you find her?"

"EH!?" Neji turned red in disgust.

When Neji spotted the suspicious glint in the shopkeepers eyes he saw that the shopkeeper was thinking that he was looking for Sakura/Naruto to rape him or something! HAHAAHA… hmm.. thoughts of doing "it" with Naruto flooded his mind. He blushed again for a whole different reason.

"No! Of course not sir! Never! " Neji quickly said.

The shopkeeper still had a suspicious look and he then said. "Whats the reason?"Neji clapped a hand to his head. "Please sir, I promise you that I have no intention of doing anything…to harm this girl. I just……OH!!"

Neji was in complete surprise as he spotted in peripheral vision the pink of Sakura's hair.

"Uhh… Thanks…for your help." Neji said sarcastically as he followed the blinding pink.

The shopkeeper shook his head and went on with his business muttering "lousy stalker kids."

He was behind a shop corner as he watched Sakura sitting down with Sasuke in a ramen stand.

"Now ive found you." Neji thought. He snickered. But then it suddenly hit him that he was thinking those words aloud not saying them. He turned around and he saw the same 5 fangirls at the smoothie shack.

"Oh shit."

The fangirls jumped him.

Neji was indeed successful fleeing the wretched fangirls. But do so he had to leave the area where Sakura/Naruto was WITH SASUKE and now he was at the stop of where there was the 3 turns again.

Neji reviewed that Naruto was hiding in a Sakura look alike and he was with Sasuke while doing so.

So the ideas why Naruto was like that with Sasuke came to the conclusion is that Naruto is trying to prank Sasuke with Sakura's body.

As he was thinking all this, mindlessly as he was also walking his legs steered him over to where the dirty lake was supposed to be but when Neji noticed this, he stopped and saw that instead of a dirty lake it was surprisingly clean and beautiful.

It seemed like it was cleaned out and taken care of now. And the result of that was the lake was shimmering and sparkling and the grass around it was so fresh…all of it practically screamed healthy.

"Wow." Neji said out of astonishment of the lake but of the scene of Sakura and Sasuke MAKING OUT. Both of them were naked holding each other close in the water. Bot of them looked angelic and so involved in eachother that they looked as if they weren't thinking of anything else but them together.

Neji's felt a knife stab his heart as he watched frozen the Naruto/Sakura being eaten out by Sasuke.

Neji felt like as if someone punched him in the stomach and slapped him in the face so hard that he was in doubling over in pain.

It came to him why Naruto wanted to impersonate Sakura.

Sakura of course likes Sasuke and she of course being her fangirly self has this weird right (in her head) that she could touch/hug/squeeze Sasuke… but she does this so much to him that its like it doesn't matter if she does anymore so Sasuke just lets her do it.

So if Naruto turned into Sakura he could have the pleasure of touching Sasuke all he wanted.

It made PERFECT FUCKING SENSE. All this time the Sasuke gazing Naruto would do during missions. And all the touching he secretly tried to pull off as being "friendly". And all the nervousness Naruto had when there was this one time during a mission Sasuke disapproved of this homosexual couple they passed.

IT ALL MADE FUCKING SENSE. Such PERFECT FUCKING SENSE.

"MMm…Sakura…you act differently lately…" Sasuke said as Naruto/Sakura was leaving soft trails of wet kisses on his chest up to his neck and ear. Sasuke moaned.

"Yeah Sasuke? And what do you think?" Naruto/Sakura smiled.

"I…I like this different. Its nice… "Sasuke said. ' It reminds me of someone...' Sasuke thought.

"dddd

Now Neji was left here with a broken heart and pain running through his whole entire body and soul. IT burned him that his longtime crush didn't even think about him the way he did about him and…it just tore him apart to know that it wasn't really Sakura, Sasuke was making out with…but with Naruto.

He could see clearly the body of NARUTO not Sakura kissing the lips of Sasuke in his mind.

TOO FUCKING CLEARLY. The burn in his head was soaring through like a slice… Neji clamped down his teeth and was digging his head into the ground to try to stop the pain that was so unbearable that you couldn't put into words.

Neji smirked of the cruel thought that passed his head. 'Naruto.'

He looked at the Sakura who was on top of Sasuke kissing him, his neck and ear, and his lips once again.

Neji eyes grew insane looking and the once love turned into hatred. 'If you wont love me, you wont love no one else.'

'I will spill your secret. YOU ARE NOT SAKURA!"

Somehow with all of this his Byaguyan had activated and the bulging veins were pumping blood so fast that you could see it move. His eyes were bloodshot.

Neji was still smirking as he was hiding himself quite well this whole time behind the many trees. He could feel and taste Naruto's and Sasuke's tasty chakra.

A low laughter emitted through his throat, quiet enough for himself only to hear.

"Naruto this is revenge."

With a snap of his fingers Sakura's naked body became NARUTO's naked body. Sasuke gasped and jumped back in surprise. Naruto gave him a look of confusion and prodded closer as he wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck.

"Whats wrong?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke gasped of the feeling of breath so close to him.

When Naruto speaked it then clicked that it was no longer with Sakura's voice but his own!

Naruto jumped back and looked down and confirmed that he was in his own body.

"Oh my gosh. Uhh.. Sasuke.."

Sasuke was trying to get out of the lake.

"Sasuke…!!!" Naruto hurriedly tried to swim to Sasuke.

"Please Sasuke, WAIT!" Naruto swam eagerly faster.

"NO!" Sasuke growled putting his shorts back on.

"UGH! GOD NARUTO!"

"Why the fuck did you …UGH!!" Sasuke started to talk facing the hurt Naruto and then stopped turning back to put on his shirt angrily.

Hidden in the grass Neji was snickering evilly. 'Yes Sasuke leave Naruto! Make him cry! Make him feel like how I feel!'

As Neji wanted Naruto was tearing up. "S-Sasuke.."

"GODDAMIT NARUTO! I don't even want to look at you!"

"Please Sasuke…I can explain.."

"WHAT! I BET THIS IS JUST A TRICK RIGHT?! JUST A STUPID FUCKING TRICK TO BLACKMAIL ME?!" Sasuke growled his eyes turned red.

"No..Sasuke! Its not… Its not… I…" Naruto was finally on land at the edge of the lake, his toes touching the water as he was sitting on his knees.

"If its not a FUCKNG TRICK then WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THEN?!" Sasuke screamed.

"I...was afraid." Naruto breathtaking blue eyes were making crystals of tears. He looked so lost and confused and almost like remorseful.

Sasuke saw this and somehow his Uchiha anger subsided a little but his demandingness was still there when he said. "Afraid of what, Naruto."

Naruto looked down on the grassy ground while he spoke. "Afraid that you wouldn't want to be with me because I am a boy... I remembered that you didn't act to well during a mission when we passed by a gay couple …and so…I thought…you would be disgusted by me.."

"I am disgusted by you." Sasuke said in monotone.

Naruto's eyes went wide as he looked up at Sasuke. Tears were flowing freely now. Naruto was about to go into a full hearted sobbing cry until Sasuke spoke.

"Im digusted that you chose a fugly body to seduce me."

Naruto started to blush with embarrassment. Neji was choking on his spit as he couldn't believe to where this was going.

" Naruto I have always had feelings for you. You are my best friend and the only person who knows who I really am. To tell the truth the only reason why I let Sakura or an impersonating one come so close to me is because …while you were Sakura you acted…like Naruto.. like yourself.. and so…"

Sasuke's eyes hid behind his bangs and his handing was squeezing his arm as he said this " Naruto.. Nar…"

"Sasuke?" Naruto crawled over to him.

Neji was still attracted to Naruto and in the pretending of hating naruto he was having a major hard on watching the naked Naruto crawl on his hands and knees.

He had the most nicest view of Naruto's ass… Neji was drooling..

AHEM BACK TO THE STORY.

Naruto pulled on Sasuke's arms having Sasuke fall on his knees on the ground with Naruto.

Naruto hugged him. And instead of crying because of remorse he was crying because he was so happy.

The one he loved , loved him back. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto and then…

DUN DUN DUN

More making out , buutsex, then they date then Neji is soon later found out that he had made Naruto transform. And instead of him being beaten to death, he is rewarded with Naruto kissing him on the lips many times in thank you. And so then Neji died happy when Sasuke threw him in the lake trying to drown him in jealousy.

Sakura is also the jealous one too because if she ever were to find out that Naruto was impersonating her she could've put the moves on Sasuke herself and maybe would have a chance of being together with Sasuke instead of Naruto!

But that's not how the story goes. What actually happens is that when Akamaru started to maul her he wasn't pulled back until, it put her in a full body cast so that she is like paralyzed and can't move and is and always will be for the rest of her life bed ridden. :D

Hehehehe. And guess what, Kiba and Akamaru are not sorry. The whole village rejoiced... Especially Neji and Sasuke hahahaa.

SO YEAH. THE END.

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I suck. Im sorry I didnty go in detail in the end. Its just I didn't feel like doing this crappy story anymore. Anyways I hope Neko-chany is happy that I updated because you're the reason why I did and yeahp. This chapter was written just for you :D…so yippee skippee.