Edgeworth the Kitten
Chapter 2
ShadowLexis: Yes, we is back for another round of happy kitten fun!
Launa: Yup, sadly Ula had to go away but we dragged Edgey here instead.
Edgeworth: Do you get pleasure out of inhumane torture?
Launa: Yes we do.
ShadowLexis: Disclaimer time, we don't own it. If we did, there would be a national holiday called Piss-off-Edgey-till-he-has-a-girly-fit.
Edgeworth: Oo, I want nothing to do with you anymore.
Launa: Tough shit.
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Phoenix carried the small kitten by wrapping it up in Edgeworth's jacket. He also had Edgeworth clothes under his arm and the cravat had somehow ended up on the kitten's neck.
Phoenix placed the kitten in his car (A/N: Whoever said Phoenix didn't have a car! But if he doesn't, I'm making it to look like he has. MY STORY, MY RULES!), and drove to his apartment. He stopped by a pet store, just to get a collar, something for the cat to sleep on, a bowl for food and milk, and to check what sort of food the kitten would eat.
After his quick stop, he drove straight to his apartment complex, and still carried the kitten in the same way. They got Phoenix's home and Edgeworth heard Phoenix sigh. He looked up to his new master.
"I guess I should be thankful they let small animals live here. My place is not as big as Miles' but at least I can call it home."
"Mew", that's all that came out of Edgeworth. But his thoughts remained in tact. And I expect you want me to pity you, or be thankful that you decided to care for me.
Phoenix opened the door and let the small kitten in. The kitten was put down on the floor while Phoenix went to his kitchen. Edgeworth quickly looked around. Phoenix' home wasn't that big, but wasn't too small. It was perfect for someone like Wright to live in.
Edgeworth was snapped out his deep thought by someone calling the words, "lil kitten? Lil kitten? Where are you buddy?" Edgeworth ran to see Phoenix, only to trip and fall on the, now large cravat that hung around his neck. He fell over in front of Phoenix and heard laughter.
"Poor lil guy. I should have taken that off you. But you remind me so much of Miles…I think that should be your name. Lil Miles. Do you like that?" Phoenix asked and he began to stroke the kitten. The small animal began to purr and lick Phoenix' hand for more attention.
What on Earth am I doing? Why can't I stop myself? And why does Wright's hand taste like chocolate? Edgeworth thought. He was enjoying himself too much, and Phoenix had named him.
Later, after Edgeworth had managed to somehow, eat a whole tin of tuna, he lay on Phoenix' bed, waiting for his new master. Phoenix had already eaten his dinner and was busy in his bathroom, brushing his teeth.
"Well, I think it's time we went to sleep. Just for tonight, you can sleep in my bed." Phoenix said after coming out of the bathroom. He was wearing a pair of track suit bottoms, and was shirtless. (A/N: Fan girls, start your shrieking!)
Normally, I would have started yelling at Wright for this, but he's quite well built and his abs are…wow…he's cute…wait, cute? WHAT?! BAD EDGEWORTH! DO NOT THINK THESE PERVERTED THINGS! Edgeworth started to shake his head, and Phoenix laughed, climbing into his bed. He brought the kitten close, and stroked it softly, trying to make it sleepy.
"Miles…where has he gone?" Phoenix said, Edgeworth noticed when he said that, he sounded upset and concerned.
"Lil Miles, I might as well come clean…I should tell you a very big secret about myself, if you promise not to tell!" Phoenix whispered to the kitten.
What sort of secret could an honest man such as yourself have? You're always honest and have such a kind heart…I admire you for that! Edgeworth thought.
"It's about…Miles…I-I think that I consider him to be more than a friend to me…I…really…like…him…" Phoenix start to say, and then he began to cry ever so softly.
Now what's wrong?"I…like…him…more…than...a-a…friend…I…I…" Phoenix was crying (A/N: Don't cha wanna go and hug him?).
Please don't cry…Phoenix…I hate to see you like this! It makes my heart hurt.
"I LOVE MILES EDGEWORTH!!" Phoenix shouted into the darkness around him in his room. Edgeworth just stared at him. That's all he could do, just stare in disbelieve.
Phoenix…is…GAY?! And he likes ME?! Oh dear god…Phoenix was sobbing like a woman, but he curled himself up in his covers, turned the bedside lamp off, and pulled the kitten form of Edgeworth near him. He was so sad, and lonely.
"I can only hope he hasn't don't something crazy, I love him with all my heart, and I'd do anything for him to be back again…"
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Launa: How long did that take?
ShadowLexis: A day, one whole day! All of my lunch break at school and some time at home, I think it's so sweet!
Launa: Yes it is! And we thank mochiusagi for the review!
ShadowLexis: It took me twelve attempts to try and pronounce that.
Launa: Sweet
ShadowLexis: Whatever, we are off to eat the left over Easter eggs, peace out!