Edgeworth the Kitten
Chapter 3
ShadowLexis: ' Miles stayed by Phoenix's side till morning, not taking his eyes off him…' That is what I WANT to start typing, but due to the fact I have been struck down with the cold virus…AGAIN…I have decided some pointless filler in needed.
Launa: Say required, it sounds much better.
ShadowLexis: Well, required then! This is my form of punishment to you, reviewers of ! Plus, I get kicks out annoying people. This does not apply to my fave reviewer, mochiusagi, as she reviews every chapter we have submitted (okay, it's only two), but we like her postivity a lot, so thank you once again.
Launa: This, sadly, will be the shortest chapter and will not removed unless we decide to. Until that time happens, I'll just walk around like a moron wearing my Legend Of Zelda t-shirt, that is way too big for me. I'm actually glad you bought it.
ShadowLexis: Yes I did. And that's MY t-shirt. I had to wait, like 20 minutes, because of a simple fault with the code! But it was a good 20 minutes since I got to look at GameStation's Gamecube games that were on special offer, I bought a set of Legend Of Zelda badges AND a lil Super Mario keyring that makes noises whenever you push a button. Oh! And my Nintendo bag with a NES controller on the front.
Launa: It's official, ShadowLexis is hereby obsessed with all things Nintendo ever makes, that includes SSBB, that isn't even out over in England. I hate it when companies delay their awesomest games!
ShadowLexis: Is awesomest even a word?
Launa: Lets check…
ShadowLexis: You can't have the dictionary! Last time you had one, you set it on fire claiming it was a bible of words and it was preaching bad things and was trying to kill you.
Launa: Oh yeah…check for me?
ShadowLexis: This is written on a computer, it has spellchecker you twat!
Launa: Oh, right! looks at the word awesomest Nope, it says it's wrong.
ShadowLexis: It's a word, half of this was written at school, the spellchecker there said it was right.
Launa: Yeah, but your HOME computer is a shitty Windows 98 system. It's never heard of awesomest before, or swear words for that matter, watch,
Launa: all swearing was bleeped out due to racist and horrible things. Yes, Launa is a bit racist and bitchy, but aren't we all at one point
ShadowLexis: Okay, point proved…and I'm gonna end this thing here! If my fave reviewer could kindly leave her email address, I shall send you a copy of a secret alternate ending I have planned, you lot shall get it later than her (if she accepts of course)
Launa: We're leaving to try and hoax Dan into lending us 'Duelist of the Rose' (I think that's what it's called).
ShadowLexis: He'll say no.
Launa: Damn