Hello! Sorry for the long wait. I've been piled with homework x[;;
Don't worry, my next update will be within this week.
This chapter is awful short in my opinion. It was longer but I split this into this chapter and the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders but I do own the embarrassing moments listed at the bottom :P
Whoot! It's gym day. Or physical education, whatev you wanna call it. And it's gym day everyday. So it's a school day!- … err… uhm.. unwhoot.
Today my class is doing yoga! That doesn't seem very exciting but we have a real secretive cool gym teacher. He seems like a grump, but he's an extreme guy. You'll find out why later. Hehe….
Anyways, let's start off with some facts. Pony and Naomi are in my gym class. We sit in alphabetical order and all have different last names, but we actually got the last seats in each row! We can chat it up, ya know?
Yeah, I really suck at being cool with all the lingo and whatnot. Moving on….
As I was saying, today is yoga day. After 'trecherous' stretching, we all ran to the supply closet to pick out the big bouncy balls. No one wants to get a small one because it makes you look fat and practically squash it with your… uhm… yeah.
I'm calling stretching 'trecherous' since all we do is jumping jacks and sit ups and physically stretch yet half my class can't get through those five minutes without getting tired or outta breath. And yet, the other half can't even reach their toes.
I got a medium red ball while Naomi, Pony, and Anami, our 'colored' 'friend' got large blue ones. Anami is colored brown, but I'm not racist or anything! I'm pretty tan myself so people look at me differently sometimes. And not to be mean, but Anami can make anyone look bad. Today, her target was Naomi.
We all pulled out mats to exercise on. The four of us were in a triangle type group, me, Naomi, and Pony in a triangle and Anami in the middle of us.
For our yoga warm-ups, we were told to lie on the ball on our stomachs and roll around without falling. Pony was already going back and forth and Naomi was heading forward when Anami pushed herself in front of her and went into a kissing position.
And Pony, Naomi, and I were like ew.
Dan, an annoying jock, saw and made a big commotion. And it was gross.
Now here's where the extreme part is. Our gym teacher told us to line up our balls and back flip over them. Honestly, I can't back flip for my life. But I attempted, since everyone else looked like losers trying. Naomi, who was on Pony's side, fell and landed on her knees, clutching him in the process. He seemed kinda weirded out, so I need to beat his head in for hurting her feelings.
He tried next. I wasn't sure what he was doing, so I went at the same time. Bad idea! Pony slipped and his ball hit mine outta the way so I fell on him.
In an awkward position that shouldn't be used unless you're married and trying for kids.
I was dizzy and confused as to what I was doing laying on a hard surface –dang, he had rock hard abs- but glory! His face went bright pink! He stuttered a sorry and I rolled off of him, still confused like an idiot. xP
When I finally figured out what happened, my first thought was, 'Crap! I hope he doesn't think I weigh a lot! I've been trying to work out!'
My next thought was, 'Darn, I wish it was Johnny!' I think my face went a little pink there too.
I glanced over to Naomi, who kept sneaking peeks at Pony. He on the other hand, was lying down, trying not to look at me or her. I wonder what was going through his head...
'Wow, gym's a real workout!' I thought as I walked to music class, my only class with Johnny, when I walked into Elvis.
Yes, it's Elvis. Elvis Presley. But don't worry; he's not the real guy. The Elvis in my school is a drugged up looking dude who I pity for having the same name as the rock star. Anyway, he looked at me and smirked.
And I almost threw up.
We were like an inch away from each others faces and the crowd had come already. There wasn't anywhere to go! This is so embarrassing, almost kissing the most idiotic jock of the school! I'm not being stereotypical, by the way.
A few days ago in gym, we were playing basketball and when he caught the ball three feet from the net and chucked it up. At least it hit the backboard. And then bounced off and hit him in the face. And then he brushed it off, skipped around the gym, and tripped onto his face again.
See what I mean?
I have a longer message but I don't feel like retyping it or copying and pasting so I'm going to send you off with a smile :D and a shorter message.
The embarrassing moments I own or have witnessed: This whole chapter is a true story but the names are changed x.x
This is a general message by the way. I would like to thank my reviewers and friends for commenting on my story and giving me the feedback that I very much appreciate.
