TITLE: Hogwarts Chatroom 2
PLOT: More chatroom-ness! I had soooo many requests for a sequel that I had to give in! I'm a sucker for a good argument. Some new characters, new stupid 'plot', and we're good to go! Not DH compatible.
DISCLAIMER: I own none of the characters, but I own their usernames D I actually do not own Twilfitt and Tatting's! It's in HBP.
-Hermi0ne84 has logged on-
-serpenttongue has logged on-
-BignBad23 has logged on-
Hermi0ne84: Well, if it isn't our dear friends Draco and Voldemort!
serpent-tongue: hi
BignBad23: hi mione. Didja get that owl I sent u?
Hermi0ne84: The one with the knitting patterns? Yes I did. Thanks, btw
BignBad23: No problem-o!
serpent-tongue: you sent her knitting patterns? Wait till I tell dad that ol' Voldy sent a
Mudblood a knitting pattern!
BignBad23: I can kill ur father, boy. Don't say a word
serpent-tongue: gulp
Hermi0ne84: violence is not the answer
serpent-tongue: it is the question, and the answer is yes
Hermi0ne84: shove off, snake boy
serpent-tongue: aren't we snappy
-AzkabanishtheMudbloods has logged on-
BignBad23: what's up, Bellatrix?
AzkabanishtheMudbloods: nuthin' really
Hermi0ne84: Would u mind changing ur username, lady? It's kinda offensive
AzkabanishtheMudbloods: ohh, did poor widdle baby Mudbwood get her feewings hurt by ol' bella's scweenname?
Hermi0ne84: shut up
BignBad23: don't be so mean, bella, she can knit
AzkabanishtheMudbloods: fine, master
-AzkabanishtheMudbloods has changed her screenname to Escaped8347-
Escaped8347: better?
Hermi0ne84: thank you
-chudleycannonfan4 has logged on-
Hermi0ne84: sup ron?
chudleycannonfan4: hey mione
Hermi0ne84: I got the note and flowers btw, it was very sweet
chudleycannonfan4: blushes I thought you weren't gonna mention it
Hermi0ne84: Well, I had to thank u know before Harry logs on and makes fun of you
serpent-tongue: but there's always me to make fun of him! Weasel and the Mudblood,
sitting in a tree…
Hermi0ne84: shut yo face, Malfoy
chudleycannonfan4: I don't get it
Hermi0ne84: nvm, ron, later
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BignBad23: Why, it's snapey-poo!
greaseface18: call me that again and I'll curse your face off
greaseface18: or what's left of it, at least
Escaped8347: Oooooooh, burn
Hermi0ne84: trying to stifle laughter that was a good one, professor
greaseface18: y, thank u
chudleycannonfan4: scuse me, professor, but shouldn't you be teaching Harry's
occlumensy lesson right about now?
greaseface18: I just excused him
-IlUvQuIdDiTcH5 has logged on-
Hermi0ne84: talk of the devil
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: hey y'all
Escaped8547: hi
chudleycannonfan4: hey mate
-dubbletrubble1 has logged on-
-dubbletrubble2 has logged on-
Hermi0ne84: It's the twins! Wait, which one of you is fred and which is george?
dubbletrubble2: He's fred
dubbletrubble1: He's george
dubbletrubble1: i think
chudleycannonfan4: ya know what, I'm just gonna use your usernames when trying to talk to you. it's easier
BignBad23: why if it isn't the twins! I saw ur shop- looked quite interesting. do you perhaps know anywhere that sells self-knitting needles?
dubbletrubble2: …
dubbletrubble1: er…
Escaped8347: awkward much?
serpent-tongue: hey harry! guess what ron did??
chudleycannonfan4: don't. you. dare.
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ahh, intrigue
Hermi0ne84: shut up, Harry
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: what, what?!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
chudleycannonfan4: later, stupid
serpent-tongue: blurts he sent mione flowers!!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: awww…so young…so naïve…
chudleycannonfan4: thanks a lot Malfoy
chudleycannonfan4: not a word to anyone
dubbletrubble1: if ur worried about us finding out, it's 2 late
chudleycannonfan4: crap
chudleycannonfan4: you have no idea how much I would like to rip you limb from limb, Draco
Escaped8347: well, Draco, you sent pansy that huge enormous thing of chocolates on valentines day and she ate them all and puked all over you
Escaped8347: that was entertaining
serpent-tongue: I am already scarred by that, thank you, I need no reminding
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: rotfl
chudleycannonfan4: mione do u know anyone who runs the school newspaper?? we gotta post this
Hermi0ne84: we can't, that's mean
chudleycannonfan4: fine sulks
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ahh, the ways a man will bend for the one he loves
chudleycannonfan4: not a word, scar-boy
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ron has a giiiiiiirlfriend! na-na-na-na-boo-boo!
chudleycannonfan4: you have no idea how much I'd like to burn your computer at the moment
-metamorphmagus987 has logged on-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: If it ain't Tonks!
metamorphmagus987: hello, Harry
BignBad23: helloo
BignBad23: say, do you know where I can get self-knitting needles? these guys don't
metamorphmagus987: I think you can buy them in the novelty section of Twilfitt and Tatting's
BignBad23: THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!
metamorphmagus987: er, why?
BignBad23: because Nagini ate my old ones pouts
chudleycannonfan4: doesn't that tell you anything?
BignBad23: like what?
chudleycannonfan4: like maybe she should die? she's killed enough people, thank you very much
serpent-tongue: yeah, like he would do that, the snake is a-
BignBad23: remember what I said about ur father, boy
serpent-tongue: er, right, the snake is a very kind little pet who would never do anything of that sort (?)
BignBad23: that's right
Hermi0ne84: say, Bellatrix, why are u on a computer? I thought u were in azkaban
Escaped8547: first, durmstrang had a school sponsored event to get laptops and wireless for all the prisoners in azkaban, and second, because I escaped. der, Hermione
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: er, okay?
chudleycannonfan4: no wonder why vicky was all weird, it was his schools fault!
Hermi0ne84: shoots daggers with eyes
chudleycannonfan4: o, come on Hermione, you still side w/ him even after I sent u flowers? you went to the freakin yule ball w/ him tho, don't kno wat I was thinking…
Hermi0ne84: shut up ron, I do like u, I really do, but that doesn't mean you can go and trash talk people! I didn't even like him!
serpent-tongue: aww how sweet
Hermi0ne84: YOU HAVE SENT serpent-tongue A VIRUS. serpent-tongue, PLEASE BE PREPARED TO STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
Hermi0ne84: that oughta get rid of him
-serpent-tongue has logged off-
chudleycannonfan4: I love you, Hermione, I really do
Escaped8547: why did you wait till NOW to send Draco a virus?
dubbletrubble1: yeah, we could have gotten rid of him ages ago!
chudleycannonfan4: at least before he found out I sent you flowers…or told my brothers…
dubbletrubble2: grins
dubbletrubble1: grins
greaseface18: No one's talking to me…i think i'll log off and cry…
BignBad23: poor widdle snapey-poo…
greaseface18: YOU HAVE SENT BignBad23 A VIRUS. BignBad23, PLEASE BE PREPARED TO STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
-BignBad23 has logged off-
Hermi0ne84: you're so mean, snape! he can knit!
chudleycannonfan4: will you shut up about the knitting, herm? seriously.
Hermi0ne84: But he can!
Metamorphmagus987: I think we all knew that Voldemort can knit.
dubbletrubble2: well, i didn't, but that puts a whole new spin on things
dubbletrubble1: i can see it now, george… Voldemort's Knitting Needles! made of sugar and come with a ball of licorice yarn! Learn To Knit Like Voldie- Instructions included!
dubbletrubble2: brilliant! we'd better go work on this. see y'all later!
-dubbletrubble1 has logged off-
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chudleycannonfan4: finally, they're gone
Escaped8547: i don't think master's going to like this new novelty candy
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: i don't know about that, ol' voldie didn't really seem to mind those edible dark marks when he was browsing the store
Escaped8547: well maybe you're right
Hermi0ne84: …as long as that virus snape sent didn't blow up voldemort. i'd hate to lose a good knitting buddy
chudleycannonfan4: …ix-nay on the itting-knay…
Hermi0ne84: sorry ronnie L didn't mean to
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: hey "ronnie" maybe if u learned to knit she'd luuuuuuuv you
chudleycannonfan4: whips out knitting needles
Hermi0ne84: oh ronnie you are so funny
greaseface18: …okay, the "ronnie" thing is getting a bit sickening. 203539845 points from gryffindor for PDA.
chudleycannonfan4: :(
Hermi0ne84: -big public display o' affection-
Hermi0ne84: wat now?? how ya like THEM apples, huh, professor??
greaseface18: 90348952 points from gryffindor!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: just cuz YOU can't get any…
greaseface18: don't make me send u a virus, potter
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: gulp
metamorphmagus987: oh dear, do we really need all this violence? really the world would be so much nicer if we could all live in peace -coughSEVERUScough-
greaseface18: -sticks tongue out-
metamorphmagus987: o, u wanna mess?? lets take this outside!
greaseface18: ur on!!
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chudleycannonfan4: really, i'm a bit disturbed. normally grownups do not ask each other 'do u wanna mess'
Hermi0ne84: yeah but are tonks and snape normal grownups? i think not
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: i do believe it's just us 3 left.
Escaped8547: hey! what about me!!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: idk, what about you?
Escaped8547: -cries- im leaving! i don't wanna talk wif you guys no more!! :(
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chudleycannonfan4: ……………….and normally bellatrix lestrange does not break down crying and baby-talking if she is forgotten…if that's what voldie has to deal with 24/7 i totally don't wanna be a dark lord
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: well, that's a given
Hermi0ne84: now it really is just us
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: is this where I log off and u and ur luuuuuuuuuuver exchange sweet nothings via chatroom?
Hermi0ne84: oh shut up
chudleycannonfan4: oh shut up
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: a likeness! what fun! guess I'll leave you to your sweet nothings! i wonder where ginny is…hmm…
-IlUvQuIdDiTcH5 has logged off-
chudleycannonfan4: well this is awkward
Hermi0ne84: -insert sweet nothing here-
Hermi0ne84: -cheeky grin-
chudleycannonfan4: goodnight, my love, off to go battle the potions homework
Hermi0ne84: -sarcastically- yes, Sir Ronald. do not perish. love ya :)
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Well, thus ends the sequel of Hogwarts Chatroom! I'm sorry if it wasn't as good as the original, but I'm not running a 104 degree fever this time, although it is 1:15 in the morning. Goodnight, fair readers!
Starry