X-Files Musical
X-Files Musical
Chapter 2:
SCENE 4: Paperwork… Who's Right? Who's Wrong?
Agent Scully: You can't put UFO's in an official report?
Agent Mulder: Why not?
Agent Scully: Because they don't exist
Agent Mulder: They do
Agent Scully: No they don't.
Teens Disappearing In The Sky: (Taken off Ghostriders In the Sky)Mulder&Scully
MULDER:
Young teenagers went into the bush one dark and gloomy night
Young Billy Miles saw something, something that gave him a fright
When suddenly out of the night sky, there came a UFO-oh-oh-oh.
Descended upon the clearing, to take Billy Miles, he had no choice but to go…
The light glimmered off the UFO and it shone a light down.
Poor Billy Miles was stuck, there was no way back into town
A bolt of fear went through him as he was lifted to the sky
For there was nothing he could do, but go with the light and cry
SCULLY: No Mulder Noooo… No waaaaay. Teens, don't disappear in the sky.
MULDER
Billy Miles was dropped back off, but how stranger can it get?
He was scared with no memory, typical abduction story not hard to forget.
You'd think that he'd remember being taken up in the sky
Who are you to say that he is a li--ar.
Yes teenagers disappear in the sky-y.
SCULLY:
I'll only admit one thing and that this case was stra-ange.
Billy Miles is back, one other thing, you put an X mark in Orange
How's that going to look in the future if we ever go by
I tell you Mulder, Teenagers don't disappear in the sky
MULDER:
Teenagers will come and go but that X will mark the spot
People will stop and pay attention to that X a lot.
Why can't you believe in UFO's and Abduction?
I'm sorry Scully that I don't understand your Reluctance.
SCULLY: No Mulder noooo… No Waaaay. Teens don't disappear in the sky.
SCENE V REGULAR BAD GUYS: Krychek, CSM, and the Consortium Choir.
CSM:
We are the regular bad guys, out to screw Mulder in every wa-ay
We think of a new tactic to mess with his head every day!
But don't tell my colleagues that I secretly want Mulder to succeed.
But to protect-my-self-from-all-my colleagues I must appear to impede.
Krychek:
Yo Yo yo. You all listen up, listen to me. Old Cancer man has nothing on me.
I came in as a rookie and a little green… Unlike old Cancer man, my deeds get seen
Yo, won't you listen to me… I'm as tough as a villain should be.
To prove I'm tough, to show you I'm not a character stuck on the shelf
I had people cut off my arm just to save myself. Yo-man-yo.
CONSORTIUM CHOIR:
We are the group that protects everything… From the truth to our skin.
We are known by our own characteristics not by names. We really need to win
Because if we don't, mankind's going to lose and there'll be nothing
We are the heroes of this story, though nobody will believe what we sing.
We may do things that would really make you question our sanityyyyy
But we all do these things to save our lives and save humaaaaanityyyyy
Scene VI: Tooms/Squeeze: Characters: Eugene Tooms/Scully/Mulder/Tom Colton
Agent Colton: Scully, I need your help working on a case.
Agent Scully: You want me to call in Mulder
Agent Colton: Sure if he owes you a favor, but this is my case
Agent Scully: Don't be afraid, Mulder won't piss on your territory. What are you doing here Mulder?
Agent Mulder: Since you were having lunch with an old friend. I thought I'd spy on you.
TOM COLTON:
Agent Mulder you can't solve this case, you may believe in everything I know
But this case is mine and you must understand take your beliefs and just go
Inside there's no sign of entry for the killer, nobody saw any man
No, Mulder… Don't look there, this wasn't done by a little green man.
MULDER:
You're one stupid man Colton, and I don't think twice about what I say.
Because everybody knows that the typical Zeta Reticulian is Grey-yay.
But I don't see any evidence that would point to the suspect being Alien
However, to piss you off, I'll keep going on about Liver and Onion
SCULLY:
Mulder, oh why Mulder do you continue doing this to people?
Can't you see, by acting like you, that you're alienating people?
I wished you hadn't peed upstream in Colton's territory, and made fun of his "POLE"
But I don't know, Mulder, it seemed to me that you're acting territorial.
MULDER:
Yes I was being territorial… But Colton's friendship is no big loss
To give viewers a hint about the notsodistant future I'll fiddle with your cross
But one thing, I can't believe my ears, you see from what you were stating
I can't believe my ears, but you a skeptic mention alienating.
COLTON:
This I must ask Scully… Who's side are you on? I thought you were really fine
But right now, I know you're at the X-Files I could get you re-assigned
This case is mine, not yours, I don't care what you have to say
Because I'm a prick with ambition who wants to be in charge someday
SCULLY:
I'm not on your side, I'm not on Mulder's side… I'm on the victim's side.
But I must say this, I'm staying on the X-files because I respect the ri-hi-hi-de
And nothing you can say will change my mind.
Now go away and grow some spine
EUGENE TOOMS:
Hey there, I'm a liver eating mutant who reappears every 30 years to feed then sleep
Who would've thought that I would be the first re-appearing monster? I'm a creep
Mulder knows the truth but nobody believes him, so he stalks me
But guess what? He's not the only one who has a thing for Scullyyyy
I'll abduct her, I'll try and kill her, but Mulder will stop me not once but twice
Tell you what though nothing beats a meal of human liver and rice
But I'm sad, I'm about to be killed, guess I should have taken the Elevator
Because now I've been squished by the god-awful Escalatooor
A/N: Thanks for the couple of reviews... This is just a thing I'm having fun with. Hope yous get a good laugh at it.