Robin: BEAST BOY!
Beast Boy: (Is seen cackling evilly)
Robin: (Comes out, face red. On his shirt is a picture of Starfire in a swimsuit) You did this to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY UNIFORMS!! I HAVE TO GO GET NEW ONES MADE! YOU ARE DEAD!
Raven: (Takes one look and laughs like a madwoman)
Everyone:...??
Robin: (eyes narrowing) RAVEN!!
Me: Jesus... (Robin begins chasing Raven)
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Wild Nature's Release
Normal Spell
Increase the ATK of 1 face-up Beast-Type or Beast-Warrior-Type monster on the field by an amount equal to its DEF. Destroy the monster during the End Phase of the turn that this card is activated.
"My Berserk Gorilla's DEF is added to its ATK to total 3000 (3000/1000)!" Beast Boy said. Settling his eyes on Cyborg's field, he commanded an assault on the mecha-teen's Cyber Dragon by his Gorilla.
"Sorry, BB, but I activate Limiter Removal! This doubles the ATK of all my Machine monsters!" Cyborg grinned.
Limiter Removal
Quick-Play Spell
Double the ATK of all face-up Machine-Type monsters on your side of the field, until the end of this turn. During the End Phase, destroy all monsters that were affected by this effect.
"Then it's a good thing your monster won't be in Attack Mode! I activate Enemy Controller!" Beast Boy responded.
Enemy Controller
Quick-Play Spell
Select and activate 1 of these effects:
● Change the Battle Position of 1 face-up monster your opponent controls.
● Tribute 1 monster. Select 1 face-up monster your opponent controls. Take control of it until the End Phase.
An oversized game controller appeared and shot a cable towards the Cyber Dragon, latching on. "I switch Cyber Dragon to Defense Mode," Beast Boy said. The joystick moved and buttons were pressed as Cyber Dragon was forced to defend. Berserk Gorilla easily tore through the metal dragon, leaving scraps behind.
Cyborg's mouth was collecting flies. "No! My baby!" He cried. "Oh no you didn't. It is ON, grass stain!" He cried. Beast Boy just grinned.
"That'll be all," Beast Boy said. As he said that, his Gorilla glowed red and was destroyed.
"Guess you forgot about that, eh BB?" Cyborg said, amused At least, amused until another beast came lumbering out. "What the heck?"
"Meet Green Baboon, Defender of the Forest! When one of my Beasts are destroyed, he Special Summons from my hand," Beast Boy explained as the large green monkey stood before him. Cyborg gaped again.
Raven was impressed. "Nice work," She said with a genuine laugh. Suddenly, Cyborg's Reflect Bounder began smoking, and soon blew up.
"I guess you forgot about that," Beast Boy teased.
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"Damn!" Cyborg swore as he drew. He played half his hand on his opening move, and Beast Boy Had taken a giant crap all over it! Seeing his drawn card to be a Dekoichi, The Battlechanted Locomotive, he halfway smiled. "I set one monster and one Spell/Trap card," He announced, ending his turn.
Raven drew a Mad Reloader, noting it for later use. No one had attacked her face-down Kisetai yet, which somewhat disappointed her. "I summon Slate Warrior in Attack Mode!" She said, summoning a blue man with no neck covered in gold armor.
Slate Warrior WIND
Level 4
Wind
FLIP: Increase the ATK and DEF of this monster by 500 points. The ATK and DEF of a monster that destroys this card as a result of battle is decreased by 500 points.
ATK/1900 DEF/400
"I attack Cyborg's monster with Slate Warrior! Gold Axe Strike!" She declared. The warrior ran forward, leaping with its axe raised.
Damn! Cyborg thought. His hand forced, he revealing his face-down Spell card. "I activate Enemy Controller! I'll sacrifice my own monster to take control of your Dark Ruler for a turn!" Cyborg said. The controller plugged into the Ruler and dragged in over.
"Then I choose not to attack. I end my turn," Raven stated shortly. The wire snapped apart, and her monster returned to its rightful owner.
Robin frowned. All he had was Elemental Hero Clayman and Skyscraper on the field, plus Skyscraper on the field. He drew his card, hoping for something good. Hero Signal? Great... "I play a face-down Spell/Trap and end my turn..." He said dejectedly.
Beast Boy drew, concerned because he had no hand except Conscripton before his draw, After seeing the draw, though, he grinned. "I summon Enraged Battle Ox!" He declared as the familiar beast rose up. Robin swore. With that card, his Baboon would not only obliterate his only monster, but do damage as well.
Green Baboon, Defender of the Forest EARTH
Level 7
Beast
When a Beast-Type monster you control is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, you can pay 1000 Life Points to Special Summon this card from your hand or Graveyard
ATK/2600 DEF/1800
I attack! Green Baboon, attack Elemental Hero Clayman with your Jungle Roar!" Beast Boy cried. The monster let loose with a primal roar, shattering the clay warrior.
Raven: 7200 Robin:6150
Beast Boy: 8000 Cyborg:8000
"I'm not completely toast! Activate Hero Signal!" Robin declared as his Trap revealed.
Hero Signal
Normal Trap
Activate only when a monster on your side of the field is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard. Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower "Elemental Hero" monster from your hand or Deck.
"I Special Summon-" Robin was cut off. His trap wasn't appearing. "Uhm..." He said. Beast Boy smiled and pointed to his Warwolf, who was glowing.
"Damn!" Robin exclaimed. Beast Boy just laughed.
"Well, I attack Cyborg with my Ox!" Beast Boy declared. Cyborg growled until the Ox knocked hum backwards with its axe.
Raven: 7200 Robin: 6150
Beast Boy: 8000 Cyborg: 6300
"That HAD to hurt," The green boy teased. "And don't forget about my Wolf! I attack...hmmm. I'll attack Robin, to be fair," He said. The wolf came forward and bashed Robin with its staff. "OW!" Robin cried.
Raven: 7200 Robin: 4550
Beast Boy: 8000 Cyborg: 6300
Cyborg growled. "I end my turn by placing a card face-down," Beast Boy said happily.
Cyborg drew, hoping for sweet revenge. Monster Reborn? Oooh... Let's check the Graveyards, He thought. He brought up the displays on his Disk, seeing Beast Boy's Berserk Gorilla, Raven's Newdoria, Robin's Marauding Captain, E-Heros Avian, Burstinatrix, Flame Wingman and Clayman, and his own Cyber Dragon, Reflect Bounder and Dekoichi. Smiling, he said "I play Monster Reborn, Special Summoning Robin's Flame Wingman back! Now, Wingman, attack and power up through Skyscraper to take down that monkey!" Cyborg exclaimed, pointing to the Baboon.
Beast Boy looked at his down card. Is there any chance in hell...? I won't know until I try. And I have faith in this deck, "I reveal Conscription!" He said.
Conscription
Normal Trap
Pick up the top card of your opponent's Deck. If the picked up card can be Normal Summoned, Special Summon it to your side of the field. If not, add that card to your opponent's hand.
Cyborg gave him a weird look. "Erm... Ooookay," He said. Cyborg took the top card off and put it in the Field Zone so it would display. Raven and Robin gasped and Beast Boy grinned.
"What the hell, Beast Boy?!" Raven demanded, laughing and staring at him in utter shock. Cyborg looked up, and all color drain of his face. The card he had picked up was Spell Canceller.
"Alright, Spell Canceller! Get over here!" Beast Boy commanded.
Spell Canceller WIND
Level 5
Machine
As long as this card remains face-up on the field, all Spell Cards cannot be activated. The effects of all face-up Spell Cards are also negated.
ATK/1800 DEF/1600
Instantly, the city surrounding them crumbled to pieces. Cyborg's monster turned to him, awaiting command. And Cyborg was not happy.
I concur: WHAT THE HELL?! I either have to attack with my Wingman, and take out the Canceller, or cancel the attack and not be able to attack! Either way, the Wingman is fair game next round...damn! "Wingman attacks Spell Canceller!" Cyborg declared. The hero easily blew away the machine monster.
Raven: 7200 Robin: 4550
Beast Boy: 7700 Cyborg: 6300
"That is bull to the shit, Beast Boy," Robin told him. Beast Boy just grinned. "I. End. My. Turn." The machine man ground his teeth as Raven drew, still laughing at Beast Boy's move as the city shot up around them again.
Drawing a Mystical Space Typhoon, she said "I set one face-down Spell/Trap. Now...let's see. Both of you are wide open...tough choice." .Wait...Oh, that's just humiliation...heh She thought. " First, I flip Summon Kiseitai! She said.
Kiseitai DARK
Level 2
Fiend
When your opponent's monster attacks this card in face-down Defense Position, this card becomes an Equip Spell Card equipped to the attacking monster (No damage calculation is conducted). During each of your opponent's Standby Phases, increase your Life Points by half of the ATK of the monster equipped with this card.
ATK/300 DEF/800
"I attack Robin directly with all of my monsters! Slate Warrior, Dark Ruler of Hell, Axe Hellfire double attack! Kiseitai, Choke Crush!" She commanded. The Ruler shot flames at Robin, and Slate Warrior threw its axe, covering it in flames. Finally, the worm flew onto Robin and wrapped around his neck, forcing him to his knees.
Raven: 7200 Robin: 0
Beast Boy: 7700 Cyborg: 6300
"Oh, now that's just a bad way to go, " Cyborg commented as Robin's Disk went offline. "Two on one? Crap." Cyborg summarized. Raven nodded, ending her turn. Since Robin was out, Cyborg played in his place.
He drew his card, hoping for something VERY good. He got it. "I play Card of Sanctity!" He grinned as he got a second chance at life. Oooh...Cyber Dragon, Jinzo, Dekoichi, Premature Burial, and...POWER BOND?! AWESOME "I Special Summon Cyber Dragon, then play Premature Burial to Special Summon another Cyber Dragon. Next, I play Power Bond!"
Power Bond
Normal Spell
Send, from your hand or your side of the field to the Graveyard, Fusion Material Monsters that are listed on a Machine-Type Fusion Monster Card, and Special Summon that Fusion Monster from your Fusion Deck. (This Special Summon is treated as a Fusion Summon). The Special Summoned monster gains ATK equal to its original ATK. During the End Phase of this turn, the player who activated this card takes damage equal to the original ATK of the Special Summoned monster.
"I merge my monsters together to form Cyber Twin Dragon!" Cyborg cried happily
Cyber Twin Dragon LIGHT
Level 8
Machine
"Cyber Dragon" + "Cyber Dragon"
A Fusion Summon of this card can only be conducted with the above Fusion Material Monsters. This card can attack twice in the same Battle Phase.
ATK/2800 DEF/2600
"And with my Power Bond, his ATK shoots up (5600/2600)! And I attack that Baboon and Ruler! Eat it, Beast Boy!" He yelled as the heads fired twin beams.
The Baboon was easily killed, as was the Ruler.
Raven: 4050 Robin: 0
Beast Boy: 4700 Cyborg: 6300
"Shit..." Raven said.
"We're not out yet," Beast Boy said.
"I end my turn, taking 2800 damage due to Power Bond," Cyborg said.
Raven: 4050 Robin: 0
Beast Boy: 4700 Cyborg: 3500
"It's my move," Beast Boy said as he drew. He looked at his new hand. Hmm... Wait... Exchange, Crush Card, Sangan, 2 Berserk Gorilla, Ultimate Offering, Rising Energy and Call of the Haunted? "I play...Exchange," Beast Boy said hesitantly. The card came up in front of him.
Exchange
Normal Spell
Both players show their hands to each other. You both select 1 card from each other's hand and add it to your own. When the cards are sent to the Graveyard, they are sent to the Graveyard of the original owner.
Cyborg began to walk over, but Beast Boy shook his head. "I'm trading with Raven," He said, praying. Raven looked surprised, showing her hand. Beast Boy smiled.
"I'll take your Executor," He said. Raven saw what he was going to do, and her jaw dropped.
"I'll take your Gorilla, I guess," She said. Beast Boy walked back over.
"I play Executor-Makuyrya in Attack Mode, and attack your Dragon!" He said. Cyborg's eyes widened as the monster was brutally destroyed.
Raven: 4050 Robin: 0
Beast Boy: 700 Cyborg: 3500
"With Makurya's effect, I play Ultimate Offering!" Beast Boy declared.
Ultimate Offering
Continuous Trap
You can pay 500 Life Points to Normal Summon or Set 1 extra monster. You can only activate this effect during your Main Phase or your opponent's Battle Phase.
"I pay 500 Life Points to Summon Sangan," He said
Sangan DARK
Level 3
Fiend
When this card is sent from the field to the Graveyard, select 1 monster with an ATK of 1500 or less from your Deck, show it to your opponent, and add it to your hand. Then shuffle your Deck.
ATK/1000 DEF/600
Raven: 4050 Robin: 0
Beast Boy: 200 Cyborg: 3500
"Now, I play one of the most sentimental cards in my deck... Crush Card Virus!" He said.
Crush Card Virus
Normal Trap
Tribute 1 DARK monster with 1000 or less ATK. Check all monsters your opponent controls, your opponent's hand, and all cards they draw (until the end of your opponent's 3rd turn after this card's activation), and destroy all monsters with 1500 or more ATK.
Sangan exploded, the remains covering Cyborg's hand, deck and his Dragon. Cards in his hand melted away, as did his Dragon. "NO!" Cyborg almost literally cried as his Dragon was no more. Raven shook her in admiration.
"Now I play Call of the Haunted, bringing back Berserk Gorilla!" Beast Boy Boy smiled confidentially. It's going to work! He thought excitedly.
Call of the Haunted
Continuous Trap
Select 1 monster from your Graveyard and Special Summon it in face-up Attack Position. When this card is removed from the field, destroy the monster. When the monster is destroyed, destroy this card.
A gravestone appeared, and suddenly a fist shot from the ground. Berserk Gorilla lifted itself from its tomb and stood before Beast Boy (2000/1000).
"One final card, Cy. You played well, man. But it is so over. Go, Rising Energy!" He declared.
Rising Energy
Normal Trap
Discard 1 card. Select 1 face-up monster, and it gains 1500 ATK until the End Phase of this turn.
"I discard my final card," Beast Boy said, sliding the card in his hand into the Graveyard slot. "Now my Gorilla gains 1500 ATK points (3500/1000)! Go, Gorilla! Attack with Blind Rage Fury!"
Raven and Cyborg's jaws both dropped, for different reasons. Holy shit... Of all the ways to play that hand, he's going to win with it! Raven thought.
Cyborg didn't even have time to think. "Ungh!" He grunted as the primate slammed him.
Raven: 4050 Robin: 0
Beast Boy: 200 Cyborg: 0
Cyborg's Disk automatically shut down as the match ended. All eyes were immediately on Beast Boy.
"Okay, what the hell? First you pull out some random-ass card that SOMEHOW makes my own damn monster work against me. Then, you play a hand that I gave you to defeat by an exact amount! What gives?" Cyborg demanded.
Beast Boy laughed. "First of all, Conscription is not a 'random-ass card.' I built this to sort of match me, y'know? Conscription is a good representation of my heightened sense. Crush Card, well, pretty obvious there. I have a few ATK modifiers in there to represent the power fluctuation I feel when I morph. And the monsters, well...obvious," He laughed.
"And Exchange?" Robin asked curiously.
"Er... This is gonna sound corny beyond belief..." Beast Boy muttered. Hearing something that sounded suspiciously like "It already does," coming from Cyborg, he threw a dirty look at his friend. "Exchange is... Let's just say that I put it in here because of one person and leave it at that," He said. Everyone cocked an eyebrow, but nodded.
"Alright everyone, now we just wait until this thing takes off," Robin said.