Road Rovers: Trouble in Tehran
Story by: Phoenix710
Summary: Now that the Road Rovers have battled their way into Ahmedinejad's palace, the only thing standing between them and victory are the dictator's most elite bodyguards, Ahmedinejad himself, and the huge bomber. The time has come for Ahmedinejad's final curtain call, and the Rovers are more than up to the task of escorting him off the world stage.
Disclaimer: I do not claim any rights whatsoever to Road Rovers, or to any of the characters. Road Rovers, and all associated characters, are registered trademarks of Warner Brothers, and were created by Tom Ruegger. All original characters are products of my imagination.
Song for this chapter: : 'Go!'-Flow
Chapter Seven: End of the Line
Hunter stared downrange at Ahmedinejad, getting a good look at the terrorist leader. Ahmedinejad said, "So…you are the ones responsible for all the trouble I have been suffering. Your interference will not go unpunished, infidels…once my guards have destroyed you all, I'll toss your dead bodies out into the desert as buzzard food, and then I shall bomb your sinful land of America off of the planet, and a new, clean state of Allah's envisioning will rise up in it's place. None of you American dogs will survive!" Hunter replied, "That's what you think, dirtbag. When your last goon is down for the count, I'm PERSONALLY coming for you, Ahmedinejad. Nobody threatens my home country, or my friends, and gets away with it. There's no escaping this time, Ahmedinejad…you're going down!" The madman screamed, "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME, MISERABLE HEATHEN CUR!! NOTHING CAN STOP MY PLANS NOW!! GUARDS, DESTROY THEM!!" The Iranian leader ran into a secret escape tunnel in the wall, hidden behind his chair, while his most elite guards began pulling out their weapons. Hunter said, "Rovers, spread out and nail these goons, and do it quick!" Hunter rolled under a volley of Ak-47 fire, before kicking the offending terrorist in the gut, launching him right into the dining hall. Colleen called out, "HIYA, FORD!! CHEVROLET!! PONTIAC!!", as she flattened six goons with a blindingly-fast series of jump kicks, bodyslams, and judo throws. She spotted another terrorist trying to bash Hunter over the head with a piece of debris from the ruins of the door, and she shouted, "HUNTIE, GET DOWN!!" Rolling under his attacker's swing, Hunter dodged a blow that would have easily knocked him into a coma, or even killed him. Colleen jumped in between her husband and the terrorist, and said, "Don't you ever try to harm my Huntie-Wuntie, you lousy blighter! You mess with him, you mess with me!" The goon replied, "If you and that…cur, are married…I feel sorry for him…and any children he might have. Not only is he as ugly as sin, but your heathen brat children are an offense to the heavens, and they deserve to rot in hell, along with his tramp of a mother." Colleen's body went rigid, and Sam said, "Oh boy…I think he's REALLY in for it now…Colleen's scary when she's angry." Blitz replied, "Ja…I'm glad she's on our side." Exile added, "So is Comrade Hunter…he is not dog to be taken lightly either, and he compliments Comrade Colleen perfectly. Nothing will ever force them apart."
Colleen grabbed the goon's shirt collar, and said, "Now you're gonna find out what happens when you insult my husband, my kids, and my family…or my friends, you bozo!" Colleen launched a furious assault, to the yell of, "HIYA…APPLEBEE'S!! UNO'S!! OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE!!" The goon received five broken ribs from a crescent kick, and Colleen followed up by ramming her knee into his elbow, before finishing with a reverse spinning judo toss, which sent the terrorist flying across the room. Hunter walked over and grabbed him, and said, "This is for insulting my mother, you piece of trash!" He decked the goon in the face, busting his jaw, and he then added a knee to the gut, and said, "That one's for my kids. Nobody insults my family, buddy…and I mean nobody!" Colleen walked up and hugged him, and said, "Nice job, Huntie…he's gonna feel that in the morning." Hunter replied, "Colleen, thanks for saving me…I don't think I'd be able to go on without you in my life…in fact, I know I couldn't." She replied, "I couldn't face the day without you either, Huntie…I love you more than I could ever say…and my love for you will never end…in fact, ever since the day we got married, I've loved you more and more every day." Hunter kissed her, and replied, "I love you too, Colleen…and I always will." They hugged once more, before turning their attention back to the battle against Ahmedinejad's goon squad.
'We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high
Fighting Dreamers not caring for our appearance
Fighting Dreamers believing in our way
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Right here right now (Bang!)
Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Go on a killing spree and get the fire!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
It's the middle of our spontaneous fighting path; where are you going with that person's map?
A painted crow took the map and threw it away
Well, open up the eye in your heart and take a good look at the present! (Yeah!)
There isn't a thing to lose, so let's go!
We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high
Fighting Dreamers not caring for our appearance
Fighting Dreamers believing in our way
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Go on a killing spree and get the fire!
Creeping in the shadows without a sound, we are never lead astray
A big wind rose up and blew us away
Blown wayward, open up your future with a sharp sword! (Yeah!)
There isn't a place where your future isn't guaranteed, right!?
We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high
Fighting Dreamers not caring for our appearance
Fighting Dreamers believing in our way
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Right here right now (Bang!)
Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Go on a killing spree and get the fire! (Repeat)
We are Fighting Dreamers with our friends by us
Fighting dreamers dragging in everyone
Fighting dreamers with high goals
Oli Oli Oli Oh-!
We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high
Fighting Dreamers not caring for our appearance
Fighting Dreamers believing in our way
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!
Go my way!
(Don't forget your first impulse ever)
(Let's keep your adventurous ever)
(Don't forget your first impulse ever)
(Let's keep your adventurous ever)
Right here right now (Bang!)
Let it out like a straight bullet!'
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Go on a killing spree and get the fire! (Repeat)
Blitz slammed his fist down on top of one Iranian soldier's skull, and the terrorist dropped like a puppet without strings. He then sank his fangs into another one's tender rear, and the idiot ran screaming, right into Samantha's outstretched arm. After she clotheslined the dumb fool, she said, "That'll teach you to mess with the Road Rovers, punk!" She then turned her attention to six more of Ahmedinejad's troops, who were trying to escape. She charged the first one from behind, using her incredible speed. At full tilt, Samantha could easily keep pace with Hunter, and she and Colleen would often spar one another to a draw in practice sessions, due to her amazing agility. She snapped her foot out, and kicked the terrorist in the back of the knee, shattering the bone. The idiot fell over, clutching his injured leg and screaming in pain. He reached under his flak vest for a pipe bomb, but as he was about to arm it, Blitz hurled the device through a window, where it exploded seconds later in a bright flash. Blitz growled out, "That wasn't very smart, little boy. I'm going to have to unleash my favorite punishment for you trying to kill my wife. LET THE BITING BEGIN!!" Blitz's fangs hit right on the mark, and the Iranian soldier screamed as if a beartrap had latched onto him. He said, "Now, are you going to apologize, or do you want to go round two?" The terrorist replied, "Burn in hell, American pig…and take your little cur of a wife with you!" Blitz punched the man in the head, and he went flying like a truck had hit him. Blitz said, "Don't call my wife a cur, you warmongering pig!" Samantha hugged Blitz, and said, "Thanks, Blitz…you're always there, watching out for me." He replied, "Sam, I love you, and you've saved me so many times, both from danger, and from my own insecurity…I'm not going to let some terrorist pig take away the woman I love." Sam and Blitz kissed lightly, before heading back over to help mop up the other goons.
Exile and Kasha both iced at least twenty Iranians, Shag bashed another five goons in the head with a nine-iron, and then Hunter unleashed Muzzle. The Rottweiller unleashed his raging fury on the last of the idiots, and the result was absolute carnage.
With Ahmedinejad's goons down for the count, Exile said, "Comrade Hunter...I find way to secret escape tunnel, behind terrorist's seat. I going to toss seat out of way, and then blow open tunnel entrance." Hunter replied, "Do it, Exile. We've gotta catch that scumbag, before he gets that bomber airborne." Exile and Kasha both lifted the terrorist leader's seat, and hurled the heavy oak chair across the room. Moments later, Kasha slammed her fist through the wall, opening the escape tunnel. She said, "Path is clearski, Comrades. Let us go and hunt down rest of bad guys." Colleen smiled, and then she said, "Nice job, Kasha. Huntie, we're ready to go." He nodded, and then he led the way into the tunnel. The lights were off, so Hunter said, "Rovers, let's shed some light on this situation. Helmet lights on." They all turned on their flashlights, and within five minutes, Colleen said, "I can hear that goon yelling from right above us, Huntie...he's frantic." Hunter replied, "Well...he's too late. I'm about to clean his clock. Rovers, cover me. I'm going after that dirtbag." Colleen replied, "I'm going with you, Huntie. I won't allow the one I love to take on an armed terrorist without me being there to back you up." Hunter smiled at her. She was so loyal, and she'd always been there for him, whether it was for support, someone to talk to, or a shoulder to lean on. In every way, she was his perfect soulmate, and he loved her with every fiber of his very being.
Hunter kicked open the door, and said, "Ahmedinejad, as I said before, you're under arrest. Surrender right now, before I come over there and MAKE you surrender." The terrorist leader replied, "Drop dead, infidel mutt. I am going to burn your pathetic nation under a veil of holy fire, and all of the sinful pigs that desecrate it's soil will perish in the wake of Allah's wrath...especially your tramp of a mother, and those botched lab experiments that you and the British fleabag call your children. First...I am going to burn that walking throw rug of yours!" Hunter growled savagely, and shouted, "DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY MOTHER A TRAMP, YOU SAND-SUCKING PIECE OF TRASH!! MY MOTHER HAS MORE HONOR THAN ANYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN, AND MY WIFE IS NO FLEABAG...AND AS FOR OUR KIDS, THEY MAY BE MIXED BREEDS LIKE MYSELF, BUT THEY WERE BORN OUT OF LOVE, NOT JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE A CHEAP FLING WITH COLLEEN. WE LOVE EACH OTHER, AND ANYBODY THAT THREATENS OR INSULTS MY FAMILY...YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!" With blinding speed, Hunter charged Ahmedinejad, and cracked a rising left hook into his jaw, sending him flying. He jumped on top of him, and began pummeling him all over his body. His fists were a blur of motion, and as Ahmedinejad tried to defend himself, he realized that it was hopeless. Hunter was easily twice as fast, not to mention far stronger. He picked Ahmedinejad up by the collar of his shirt, and said, "One more thing...THIS IS FOR THREATNING MY FAMILY!!" He kicked the goon in the gut, and Ahmedinejad sank to his knees, clutching his stomach. Hunter's kick had shattered several of the man's ribs, and he also had a broken arm, along with a shattered jaw. Colleen was absolutely livid. Not only had Ahmedinejad insulted her, but he'd insulted her adoptive mother, and her children. The goon was trying to pull himself up to go another round with Hunter, so Colleen said, "Excuse me, Huntie...I've got a bone to pick with him. He's not gonna get away with calling your mother names like that, not to mention our kids." Hunter said, "Listen up, twerp...it's bad enough that you made me angry, but now you're gonna deal with my wife." Colleen waited for the idiot to get up, and then she slammed a powerful spinning kick into his solar plexus, to the yell of "HIYA...HURRICANE!! SPITFIRE!! METEOR!!" (Three of Great Britain's best fighter aircraft of World War Two…the Hawker Hurricane, SuperMarine Spitfire, and the jet-engined Gloster Meteor).
Colleen wasn't done yet, as she was still seething with anger over Ahmedinejad's insults against her family. She landed a powerful rising uppercut that smashed out five of Ahmedinejad's teeth, and then she grabbed his arm, bashed her knee into his elbow, and then she tossed him over her shoulder. He landed in a quivering, barely conscious heap, and Blitz finished him with a bite to the rear, and a punch in the head. He said, "That's for insulting my two best friends, you lousy girly-boy!"
The Rovers walked over to where Ahmedinejad had landed, after Colleen had finished pummeling him. Hunter hauled him up, and Blitz slapped handcuffs on him. Hunter, Colleen, Exile, and Samantha then boarded the giant bomber, and Hunter said, "Exile, disable the cockpit controls. Colleen and Sam, I'll need your help with the nuclear bomb." Exile headed for the cockpit, and his first order of business was to fry the radar/navigator station with his heat vision. He slammed his fist through the console for the bomb bay controls, before heading around the interior of the giant aircraft, planting bombs inside the ammunition drums for all of the gun turrets. Finally, he planted C-4 charges around the cockpit. With that task completed, he headed down below to join his friends.
Down in the bomb bay, Samantha had finished disarming the conventional bombs, and she joined Hunter and Colleen around the nuke. Hunter said, "Colleen, have you isolated the nuclear payload yet?" She replied, "Yes, Huntie...but the bomb's detonator could still set it off, and that would still be an absolute disaster." Hunter replied, "Yeah, I know...let's get this nuclear core unit out of here, and then demolish this flying death factory." Exile came down into the bay, and he said, "Cockpit is all kaputski, comrades." Hunter said, "Great work, Exile. We could use your help with the bomb." Exile nodded, and within minutes, he had totally gutted the weapon. After they had all exited the hangar, Exile triggered the detonator switch for the explosives that he'd planted inside the Iranian bomber, and the explosion was massive. It blew a hole in the ground that was easily forty feet deep, and thirty feet wide. Hunter said, "Nice going, team. Let's head on home...we're all done here." Colleen wrapped her arm around Hunter's shoulders, and said, "It's your birthday tonight, Huntie...and I've got a couple of special surprises for you when we get home." Hunter smiled, and said, "As wonderful as you are, my English Rose...I know I've got a really special night ahead of me." Colleen kissed him, and before long, the canine heroes had returned to the Stealth Rover. Hunter and Colleen were exhausted, and so they both headed into the rear of the plane, showered, and then they climbed into the bed for a nap. Colleen snuggled herself up against Hunter, and he gently embraced her. Blitz stowed the unconscious Ahmedinejad in one of the cargo hatches, and then he buckled himself in, while Exile and Kasha took the controls. Their mission accomplished, the Rovers headed back to America.
Next Chapter: The Rovers make it back to the United States safely, with another successful mission chalked up. Ahmedinejad is turned over to the United Nations Security Council, and then the Rovers return to headquarters for debriefing. After being congratulated by The Master, the canine heroes head out to view the Independence Day fireworks show, and then Colleen takes Hunter out to dinner. After they get back, Hunter is treated to a wonderful party by his friends and family, and then he and Colleen share the best present of all…their undying love for one another. Be here next time for the conclusion: Chapter Eight: Happy Birthday, Hunter!