Lord Voldemort was angry. He had not only lost his spy at Hogwarts, but he had also apparently impregnated the man. The Dark Lord's thoughts were interrupted as he squeezed a few more turds into the toilet. Feeling that he was done, he quickly cast a cleaning charm before replacing his undergarments and robes. He flushed the toilet, and left the bathroom. A thought occurred, and he wasted no time in summoning Bellatrix.
After she had knelt and kissed his robes, he led her to his supposed child's corpse. His suspicions were confirmed when she burst into tears.
"Why?" wailed Bellatrix as she looked at the corpse.
The Dark Lord felt no sympathy. "What do you have to do with this?"
Bellatrix did not respond and continued to sob. Voldemort considered the Cruciatus Curse, but decided that legillimency would be less painful for himself. He grasped Bellatrix's chin and met her eyes.
Voldemort fought the urge to vomit as he withdrew from her mind. Creating a horcrux was less foul and disgusting than this! Green light flashed and Bellatrix fell like her daughter.
"MALFOY!" Two terrified men immediately appeared before the Dark Lord. Lucius was wearing his Death Eater robes, while Draco was wearing leather pants and silver chains. Draco looked at the Dark Lord defiantly.
"I don't serve you anymore Voldypants! Mudbloods are just as good as Purebloods! I love Hermione!" Draco looked dreamily off into space.
Lucius, who was smarter than his son, was trying to disappear.
"You had sex with Snape." Voldemort stated it plainly. Legillimency confirmed that both Malfoys had indeed did so. Voldemort briefly considered whether immortality was worth it anymore.
Both Malfoys began screaming and writhing on the floor. Voldemort decided that he would take his time with these two.