Prince charming

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It was sometime later and Scully had never seen such an 'inexperienced' student yet. Now Agent Harp may be smart, resourseful and the biggest gossiper in the FBI but Scully was sure she had never seen an autopsy being done before. She had just gotten off the phone and came back to one gigantic mess.

"Agent Harp, put the scalpel down, he doesn't need anymore holes in him" Scully stared at the body which was now unrecognisable

"But I'm not finished with the stomach and intestines" Scully moved next to her and placed a hand on hers

"Believe me you're done" Scully took the scalpel from Harp and placed it next to the others. Harp looked at her work

"So now what do I do?" she asked, Scully moved to the other side of the table

"Now you weigh the parts you have managed to disconnect from the body and write them down" Scully looked at Harp who was covered in mess, her safety glasses were barely see through and her face was smudged with blood. She was about to say some thing when the phone in the other room rang again. Scully pointed at Harp "Just weighing, do not pick up that scalpel ok?" Harp nodded

"Ok" Scully left and went to answer the phone closing the door behind her. Harp looked at the body and then proceeded to weigh the parts. First she picked up the heart she had placed on a tray next to the other parts and placed it on the scales

"Ok so I think this was the liver and it weighs… maybe 2kg? No wait 2 grams or is that 2 and a half?" Harp looked at the scales confused before shrugging her shoulders "Ok, next large intestines" She pulled the heart off and picked up the small intestines and tried to put them on the scales, only to have them slide off. Harp tried to catch them before they hit the ground but they just slide over her arms and hit the floor anyway

"Oh!" Harp bent down and started to pick up the intestines when the door behind her opened and the Prince walked in, he stopped and stared at her for a moment. Smiling he slicked back his hair and straightened his tie before clearing his throat and leaning against the door frame

"So, what is a beautiful lady like you doing in a…" He stopped and looked around the room "…a rather disgusting place like this?" he finished staring back at her. Harp was startled by his voice and stood up quickly, she turned with the intestines in her arms

"Hi!" She said breathing heavily. The Prince looked at her and realised what she was holding. He held up a finger

"One Minute" In a split second he ran out the door gagging. Moments later he returned with a folder in hand and placed it up to the side of his face. He took a breath and swallowed before stepping towards Harp, careful not to move the folder that was blocking his view of the body and mess. He cleared his throat as he came next to her.

"So Dana, if you're…"

"Oh, Your Highness I'm not…"

"Please call me Andrew" The Prince smiled he noticed something was a little different about Scully but just assumed it was the blood that was smeared on her. Harp nodded, turning she placed the intestines back on the table smiled up at him

"Your High…"

"Ah…" Harp stopped then continued

"…Andrew, I'm not Dana" the Prince looked at her

"You're not?" Harp shook her head.

"No, she's on the phone in the other room." The Prince looked at the door

"Oh well excuse me miss" The Prince pushed passed her when he suddenly slipped on some blood that was covering the floor and landed on the tray with a crash, sending the body parts flying…

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Meanwhile…

Scully walked over and answered the phone

"Hello?"

"Scully! Hey what's going on?"

"Mulder, this really isn't a good time"

"Oh why's that?"

"Well, Agent Harp seems to be able to not only do an autopsy but to paint the walls as well" Mulder laughed

"So Harp is the new student?" Scully rubbed her face

"You have no idea, at least our 'John doe' was donated … So when are you coming back home?" She asked changing the subject

"I thought about staying another week, the bureau made it clear that I was to have a few weeks off or they'll cut my pay, why? Do you miss me?" Scully laughed

"I don't know that all depends on…" Suddenly there was a loud crash from the other room. Scully closed her eyes

'What now?!'

"Mulder I have to go, sounds like Harp has just killed the dead" Mulder laughed

"Ok have fun" Scully hung up and rushed back out to the autopsy room

"What is going on out here? Is…" she started but stopped when she saw Harp bending over another agent that was laying on the floor in a pile of mess

"Agent Scully, I think he's hurt" Scully walked over to the pair and knelt down as the Prince sat up holding his arm which was now sprained and had a large scratch down it. Scully turned to Harp

"Can you go and get a wet towel please" Harp nodded and left the room. Scully looked at the Princes face and realised he was the rude agent who she had ran into earlier but for some reason she couldn't take her eyes off him. Then she noticed he was bleeding from his forehead, she gently touched his face and moved a strand of hair. The Prince looked up at her and caught his breath. Scully didn't seem to notice until he touched her face with his hand

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and I have seen many" Scully looked him in the eyes

"Excuse me?" She asked confused. The Prince smiled slightly then leaned in closer and for some reason she didn't pull away then suddenly Harp came through the door and stopped when she saw the closeness between the pair

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt" Scully jumped at her voice and stood quickly

"It's ok Agent Harp, you weren't interrupting anything" Scully said taking the towel from her hands. "You can go wash up now, I'll finish here" Harp looked at Scully then at the Prince and smiled

"Sure you will" Harp said winking at Scully before turning and leaving. Scully pursed her lips before she turned around and helped the Prince up

"I'm sorry about that, she can be very…"

"Excitable?" Scully smiled slightly before tabbing the wet towel on his arm

"You don't know the half of it… now hold still" The prince grimaced in pain as she touched his face "Sorry" Scully finished fixing him up an placed the towel down. The Prince looked at his arm

"Has anyone told you, you should have become a doctor?" Scully smiled

"I already am a doctor" The Prince looked shocked

"Really? Well that would explain the good job you did on me, Dana" Scully smiled before speaking

"So you know my name but I have no idea who you are" The Prince looked at her shocked

"You don't know who I am?" Scully shook her head

"No, should I?"

'She doesn't know!' The Prince thought for a moment then held out his hand

"I'm Agent Andrew Philip" Scully looked at him then took his hand

"Pleased to meet you Agent Philip" The Prince smiled then turned her hand and pressed it against his lips, kissing it gently

"Not as pleased as I am"

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A/N

Hey hope you like it

Sorry if it seems a little slow

I have to built it up for when Mulder comes home lol

I promise it will get better!

Anyways let me know if you like and want me to continue

Thanks for reading!