Hi minna-san!!! Disclaimer : I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON OR NARUTO!!! I OWN THE STORY PLOT AND OTHER MADE-UP CHARACTERS IF ANY….

I DO NOT PLAN ON HAVING MAMORU PAIRINGS IN HERE SO I'M SORRY IF

U DO…

PS, I ALSO CHANGED THE AGES OF GENIN, THEY ARE NO 16-17 YEARS OLD INSTEAD OF 12-13.

PPS, italics – thoughts

Naruto Reloaded: Usagi Style

Chapter Five – Who/He Is Our Sensei??!

HOURS after their lunch, Team 7 were still inside their classroom, waiting for their jounin instructor. The other teams had already left and they had long lost their patience. The normally impassive Uchiha Sasuke had a twitch on his head. Yes, a twitch!! Naruto got fed up and decided to pull a prank as punishment for being late. Sakura protested against Narutos prank but everyone could tell she was yelling out for joy inside. 'CHA!! Take that for being late!!' yelled Inner Sakura. Usagi and Mina were just chatting about random things like clothes, boys, yadayadaya……. A few minutes later, they both stopped in their actions and their eyes swiveled to the door.

"He's here," they said. Sasuke smirked as Naruto hurried away from the door after putting a duster on it. 'As if a jounin would fall for a trick like that!!' he thought.

The door slid open and as a foot stepped in, the duster fell in sloooooooooowwwwwwwwww motion……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… and landed on a silvery white haired person.

'He fell for it? I'm not impressed…" thought Sasuke to himself.

"YOU'RE LATE!!" yelled Naruto, Sakura, Usagi and Mina in unison as the jounin rubbed his head.

The jounin said, "Ah, what can I say? My first impression is………………………………….that I don't like you guys…" And everyone sweat-dropped, excluding Sasuke who had a twitch on his forehead, and fell on the floor anime style.

Usagi and Mina got up, took a good look at their new sensei, and smirked.

Kakashi, who recognized them now thought, 'Oh shit, they're back!! Why couldn't I recognize them when I was with Hokage-sama?!!'

"Hi, ero-aniki, long time no see!!" yelled Mina and Usa.

'I'm in big trouble now! So much for my cool image...' Kakashi gulped. "Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes." And he disappeared with a poof of smoke.

5 minutes later………………………….

"Alright, we'll start by introducing ourselves, our interests, likes, dislikes, dreams and whatnot. Let's start with you, meatball head," said the jounin who looked like he'd be anywhere than there with them.

"Who are YOU calling meatball head, you perverted aniki!!" yelled Usagi in outrage.

"USAGI!!" hissed Mina while Sakura told the jounin to introduce himself first.

"My name is Hatake Kakashi, I like reading the Icha Icha Paradise series, my interests, dreams and dislikes are none of your business, now carry on mea—"

"Don't call me that, you HENTAI!!" yelled Usagi. The others sweat-dropped.

"Eh, hehehe, sorry about that… My name is Tsukino Usagi, I don't like to fight but I would say my skills are alright… I like being with my friends, making friends and having fun, I dislike perverts, putting people down, and loath the people who step on others like doormats and treat them like crap. My dream is to bring peace and love back into this world where everything is almost corrupted. That's about it, I guess," said Usagi.

'She's still very neutral,' Kakashi thought.

"Next, the look-a-like of the—" Kakashi was just about to say IT when said person shot him a glare that could freeze hell thousand times over. "erm… Usagi."

"Oh hi, I'm Aino Minako and I like to defend my friends, dislike people who threaten my friends' well-being, and my dream is to see all my friends settle down with their boyfriends, who I will pair them with, of course, oh ho ho ho…" laughed Minako insanely while Usagi and Naruto paled considerably and sweat-dropped.

"Ano… Minako-chan?" asked Usagi tentatively.

'Still the same match-maker from back then, I see,' sighed Kakashi.

"Nani?" said Mina dreamily, as she was still in her wonderful dream of all her friends bowing down to her in thanks for their wonderful lovelife, chanting "All hail Minako, goddess of love………………………………………."

Usagi sighed exasperatedly. She looked at Naruto and he looked at her. They nodded and began to advance on Minako, while Kakashi, Sakura and even Sasuke watched on.

"LOOK AT THE SKY!! IT'S A FLYING CAT!!" yelled Naruto and Usagi in unison.

"Nani? Nani? Where is it, where's the flying cat? What are you laughing at?" demanded Mina at the two red-faced blondes rolling on the floor gasping for breath.

"Minako, tha---t wo--rks e--very time… Ano, Kakashi-sensei, I think you better get on with the - ahaha - introductions, hahaha," gasped Naruto.

"Right, next up is Pinky," said Kakashi. 'Probably a fan-girl.'

"My name is Haruno Sakura, there's someone I like and he's..." looks at Sasuke and giggles, "My dream is to…" peeks at Sasuke again and giggles, "I dislike Naruto's bakaness!!"

"……"

'Definitely a fan-girl…'

Naruto looked put-out but got over it. Usagi and Mina were looking at him and Kakashi and Sasuke were silent.

"Well if that's all, next one is the whiskers one."

"FINALLY, it's about time!! I like ramen, my old friends, hokage-jisan, I dislike the amount of time it takes for cup ramen to fully cook and…."

'Does he think of any more other things than ramen? He used to show promise before……that incident…' thought Kakashi.

"MY DREAM IS TO BECOME THE HOKAGE TO MAKE MORE PEOPLE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!"

'Well, if isn't that interesting… Will have to clarify with Hokage-sama about what happened that time… Or is he, like Usagi, pretending and also like her friends, hiding a secret?' Kakashi thought, eye narrowed. His visible eye looked at Sasuke and said, "You're up, broody!"

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I don't have any likes, I don't have a dream, just an ambition, that is to avenge my clan and rebuild it." said Sasuke.

Usagi, who could read any aura if she wanted to (A/N: I know, I forgot to put this in, let's just say she knows a lot of skills which she doesn't show, and may reveal them at the appropriate times in the following chapters!!) focused on Sasuke and instantly saw a very dark cloud around him.

'He must hate whoever killed his clan a lot…' she thought.

Inner Sakura, on the other hand, squealed, "Sasuke-kun is so cool!!"

Naruto and Minako, pretended not to care.

Kakashi eyed them for a moment and said, "Tomorrow morning, meet me at the bridge near the training grounds at 7 am. I'll give you guys your proper genin tests and—"

"What d'ya mean, proper genin tests? We graduated from the academy already!!" yelled Naruto with Sakura nodding fiercely.

Sasuke just scowled and Usa and Mina didn't say anything. They knew what Kakashi was trying to do.

Kakashi laughed evilly. "This genin test has a pass rate of 33." Sakura, Naruto and even Sasuke, though he didn't show it, panicked. "Yes, it means out of nine teams in your graduating class, only three teams………..pass."

Naruto and Sakura nearly died there. Sasuke, still no emotion and the other two blondes smirked.

"Meet there 7 sharp. I advise you to don't eat breakfast, you might throw up." and with a POOF!! Kakashi disappeared.

"Ja, we'll meet you guys tomorrow morning. We have to catch up with ero-aniki… If we're correct, he'll be at the Hokage's office or that place…" chorused Usa and Mina while running at super speed, leaving a faint trail of dust.

"Well, I'll be seeing you tomorrow too, bye!" And off ran Naruto. Leaving Sasuke and Sakura together.

"Sasuke, do you want to have dinner with me?" asked Sakura nervously.

"No." replied Sasuke. "I'm going home."

"O—okay, then see you tomorrow!!" and then the rosette also went home.

Elsewhere in Konoha…in the Hokage's Office…

"Ah, I see, so that is what happened to him. So all the ramen thing and hyper-activeness is just an act, just like Usagi and Mina?" said Kakashi.

Sarutobi sighed. "Yes, it is… Ahh, just the people who want to see you!!"

And right on cue, Rei, Mako, Usa, Mina and Ami appeared (A/N: hey, usa and mina messaged them via telepathy and in short, all the girls went to look for their beloved ero aniki!! Mwahaha, Kakashi is so screwed!!) and glomped him.

"KAKASHI!!"

Hugs

"Are you still into Icha Icha?"

"You are?"

Punch

"How could you?"

Slap

"Why couldn't you give up these four years?"

Pummel

And it goes on…

Behind his desk, Sarutobi looked on with compassion and caressed the top drawer in his desk. 'It wouldn't do to let those girls know about me…' he thought.

When Kakashi was all but a smoking heap, the girls stopped 'attacking' him.

After a while, or should I say a disapproving but amused look from Sarutobi, Usa relented and healed Kakashi.

"Now, let's all go out for a reunion dinner, ero-Kaka!!" said the girls.

"Alright, alright!! Sarutobi-sama, when will it awaken?" replied Kakashi.

"Soon, Kakashi, soon…" sighed Sarutobi.

And with that, the elite(PERVERTED) Jounin and five Huanin level girls left, chatting happily, exchanging stories of what happened in the four years apart, and their new senseis and team mates.

After that, they all went home and slept.

Thanks to all the gang who gave me their reviews!!

Mwahah, sorry for not posting sooner, I'm such a lazy author!! Please review, tell me what you guys think and what I may need to improve on…

Arigatou gozaimasu for reading!!

Next chapter is on the bell test!! (Duh, OBVIOUSLY!! haha)

Until next time!!