A/N: You think I have something to say?
Disclaimer: Do I look filthy rich? No? Then what do you think I own.
"My turn!" Ryan shouted quite randomly. "Sakura, truth or dare." Sakura, who eventually wised up to Ryan's perverted tendencies, chose truth. "Why are you a complete and total bitch until shippudden, then expect everyone to love you?" She stared blankly at Ryan until shrugging. "Blame the writers, I just do what they say and whore myself out." She turned a bright red when the words left her mouth.
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Somewhere else, Jon sat in a dark room at his computer typing this and grinning. Then Darcy-chan appeared behind him and beat him over the head with a frying pan numerable times. Once she was done, she muttered that he was a baka, and vanished in a puff of smoke.
Now back to the semi-related story. Jonathan still wanted to fight Naruto, but the others wouldn't let him so he sat in a corner. "Sasuke, truth or dare." Sasuke answered dare. Blushing slightly, Sakura told Sasuke to ask her out. He promptly put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger. "Sasuke no!" Sakura follow suit. Ryan laughed histerically. "This fan fiction has lost any rhyme or reason, hurrah!" He pulled out a nuke, then stuck it in the ground.
THE END
Or is it??/??/??/?/?/
Yep, it is.
Or is it??
Okay stop that.
……………………………………………………………………..or is it?
BAM
And now to change outa these bloody clothes. Doo dee doo dee dooooooooooooo.