Totally Random Chapter 3, a x-overs fanfic

A/N: recap so you all know who the hosts are if you don't know look at the other chapters. Well…… lets start Totally Random

Allison: welcome back to Totally Random! I am your hostess Allison

Naruto: Naruto here and I am your host

Fred and George: Fred and George here we are your host to

All the hosts and hostess: And welcome to Totally Random

Allison: we are going to play truth or dare

Sakura H: that sound safe………..I mean fun

Naruto: not when Allison plays it

Sanpe: we are going to die aren't we?

Allison: it not that dangerous……..can you get any more Emoer

Harry: is that even a word

Allison: nope

Everyone: ok has a sweat mark

Allison: Anyways here is the first true or dare question

Random person#1: Sasuke truth or dare

Sasuke: Dare………..whatever

Random person #1: ok……….DACE TO SOULJA BOY!

Allison: this will be good drinking her 5th coke

Naruto: you know you will be hyper again………Believe it

Allison: twitching no

Sasuke: can I get my dare over with

Allison: ok just one min

Soulja Boy's music comes on[Chorus
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo xxxxx Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 2:
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That xxxx Was Ugly

Sasuke: dace to soulja boy I am done there walks to sits

Allison: trips Sasuke

Sasuke: owiwe

Fred: ok then sweat mark

Naruto: next persson

Random person #2: Hey Allison turth or dare

Allison: Dare

Naruto: why don't people pick ture any more

Sakura H: maybe……it will explode there secents

Naruto: Jezz

Allison: can I do my dare

Random person #2: hit Sasuke with your time hammer

Allison: ok takes out timer hammer maybe this will teach you for not being so emo

Sasuke: ……………………………………………RUN

Allison: I won't hurt you …………….much hits Sasuke with hammer

Sasuke: fozen in time

Naruto: Next person Belive it

Random person #3: Naruto turth or dare

Naruto: Ture

Random person #3: ok do or don't like Sasuke or Hinanta

Naruto: I hate Sasuke

Allison: hits Sasuke

Naruto: What are you doing

Allison: Sasuke! Naruto said he HATES YOU

Sasuke: sould I care because

Naruto: good

Allison: oh yeah he also said if was between the gourp of fan girls or you he will pick fan girls

Sasuke: for what

Allison: to get save by

Sasuke: ME AND SAKURA H SAVE HIS BUTT 10 BEEPING TIMES

Random person #3: so Naurto do you like Hinanta

Naruto: No

Hinanta: starts crying

Allison: Naruto you hurt Hinanta feelings go to your sit and wirte 1000 lines of I wouldn't hurt any ones felings

Naruto: if I don't

Allison: I will get Voldmort to kill you

Naruto: you can't kill the main charater Believe it

Allison: wacth me

Naruto: ok ok sits down and doing lines

Allison: anyways any more truth or da-

Ino: Sasuke is mine you big forhead girl

Sakura H: yours? you pig he's mine pulls Ino's hair

Ino: pulls Sakura H's hair

Sasuke: Fan girls has a sweat mark

Allison: anyways turns to Harry are you really a three timer

Harry: nnn-oo

Allison: by the sound of your voice you are

Harry: ii-aa—mm- nn-oo-tt

Allison: Hinanta are you in Harry body

Harry: NO

Allison: So it is you Harry

Darco: why am I are with a buch of Mud bloods

Allison: why am I here with Darco

Fred: I don't know maybe you brougth him here in the first chapter

Allison: hey we need some people here and anyways gets pie

Darco: what are you doing with that pie

Allison: puts pie on Darco's face

Darco: Aw my eyes mud blood food

Pansy: my Darco-poo runs over to Draco

Allison: who lets PANSY PRAKASON HERE

Pansy: because I am. Mud blood

Allison: two things. One I am not a muggle born. I am a half blood. And two picks up cellphone Secrity!

Kaskashi: what do you want

Allison: get Pansy out of here

Kaskashi: I can't do that

Allison: why

Kaskashi: because she on the list

Allison: great

Kai: Great just what we need a crazy fan girl here

Allison: stut-up Emo

Naruto: I wants some Ranman

Allison: are you done your lines

Naruto: yy-ee---ss

Allison: gets lines really good Naruto gets Ranman

Naruto: YEAH GETS ranman

Inuyasha: I want some Ranman too starts crying

Allison: no! you don't get any Ramen do happy dace

Some random person #4: Are we still palying true or dare?

Allison: yep

Some random person #4: Kai truth or dare

Kai: True

Some random person #4: you are gay

Everyone looks at Kai

Kai: I am not gay

Allison: All the fanfiction I read you are gay

Kai: there are all lies

Allison: no there not

Kai: Yes they are

Allison: no there not

Kai: Yes they are

This goes for five hours

Ron: can you two get a room. You sound like you are married

Allison and Kai: gets time hammer gets beyblade you have five seconed to run chase Ron

Fred: gets radio

Naruto: What are you doing with that…….Believe It

Fred: since it is a chase sence puts on chase sence music

Kaskashi: this put of the show have bined block for a lot of volince

Allison: Attack

This goes on for ten second

Ron: looks bloody and hurt ouch

Allison: what have we learn

Ron: not saying that Allison and Kai where married

Kai: good

Allison: any more true or dare

Random person #5: Sasuke truth or dare

Sasuke: Truth

Random person #5: do you like Sakura or Ino

Sasuke: Is this a trick question

Allison: yeah we all know who he likes……………………himslef

Sasuke: no I don't

Allison: Yes you do

Sasuke: Ok I like …………………………SAKURA H

Sakura H: Ha Ino pig he likes me

Ino: maybe you are closer too him

Allison: poor Sasuke

Fangirls: Must kill Sakura H

Allison: gets cell phone Secrity

Kasashi: I have a break

Allison: I know who should I get

Sasuke: who gets gun

Allison: you will see clap hands

Then there was a a boy with white hair and a guy with orange hair

Everyone expected me: O.O

Sasuke: who the hell is that poniting at both of the boys

Allison: one of them is my BF

Everyone: O.O

Allison: just kidding

White hair boy:……….

Orange hair boy: my name is Ichigo and that shorty over there is name Toshiro pointing the white hair boy

Toshiro: It is captin Hisugaya to you

Allison: shut up shorty

Toshiro: what the hell I am a little taller then you

Allison: no you are not

Ichigo: so what you need now

Allison: get all of the crazy fangirls out of here

Toshiro: smick My pleaser Ally-san

Ichigo: takes out sowrd

They swing the sowrd at the annoying fangirls

Fangirls: Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allison: any more truth or dare questions

Sasuke: I have a question

Allison: Ok Sasuke

Sasuke: who the hell are they

Ichigo: I told you ours names

Sasuke: how do I know that you are enimes to the leaf

Ichigo: I am not

Syoran: sigh here we go again

Allison: should I birng the rest of the guys here

Toshiro: sure

Fred: ok I need more chairs

Geroge: you aren't the only ones

Naruto: Believe it

Allison: clap hands and some of the blech charaters came out of no where

Ruika: what the hell

Reji: where are we

Allison: hey guys

All of them: hi

Allison: any qusiton for the BLECH CHARATERS

Random person #6: I have one

Allison: ok asked away

Random person #6: I thougth this is a Harry Potter/ Cardcaptor sakura/ Beyblade/ Naruto/ Inuaysha not bleach

Allison: I thougth this story need for fun

Fred: yeah rigth this palce already fun already

Allison: how exactly

Fred: well ther is um…um….i don't know

Allison: see

Sakura K: now I know who is Emo in my gourp

Harry: yeah

Everyone: who is it

Sakura K: it is

Everyone: yes

Sakura K: I forgot

Everone fall down anime style

Tyson: lets play with kero

Allison: sure

Kero: runs away

Allison: sigh I think this chapter is done

All of the hosts and hostess: see ya

A/N:

Allison: that took a little too long

Fred: a little

Geroge: really Allison it took longer

Naruto: yep believe it

Allison: here is some letters form our viwers

Geroge: there is only one

Allison: oh well lets open it

Sabby14

Random person: Sasuke how do you like it when people pair you up with your bother or Naruto

Allison: why did you asked this question

Random person: I am just wondering how he felt

Allison: ohLOL wow ahhahaha! Plz update soon :D

Allison: wow good letter

Naruto: why do you keep making fun of Sasuke? Allison

Allison: because I could

Everyone: see ya