A Summer's Vacation

By: ShadowMaster9109

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…Only at Halo 3 on Thursday nights. Please don't sue Masashi-taichou:[

UPDATE: Hi guys…Or whoever's left of my fans. Sorry I haven't updated in like forever, it's just that I never really got to it and then I completely forgot but I decided that every now and then when I am supposedly doing homework, I will update just for you guys to keep you satisfied. Again, please pardon my absolutely long absence. Just a quick word before I begin. My writing style has slightly changed so don't expect small vocabulary and idiotic plot lines like I used to have before.

WARNING!!! A lot of swearing will occur in this chapter as I have acquired a much more colorful vocabulary.

"Wait wait guys, you don't want to hurt me! The bus is nearly here and it was an honest mistake! I'm sorry!" Naruto said in panic. He continued to plead for his life. "I'll do anything! ANYTHING! Just don't go berserk on my ass! I'm too pretty!!!" (Suddenly this story turned from K to…Oh wait. Sorry. It's always been T. My mistake)

"Hold it guys. Naruto…Did you just say anything?" Sasuke said with an ominous look on his face. Naruto began to tense up.

'What is this bastard up to? I can't possibly think about what he's going to do to me with Sakura clenching her fist and gritting her teeth. I have to buy myself some time.' Naruto stood up. "Um…Just what exactly does anything mean? Define it."

Sakura lunged at him and gripped his shirt. "DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! EITHER YOU DO WHAT WE SAY, OR WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!" She began to shake him a little.

Naruto curled up into a fetal position. 'Don't kill me…Don't kill me…Don't kill me…' Sakura dropped him and kicked him as he hit the ground. "Okay! Okay! Anything. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it!" He dusted himself off and glanced at Sakura. "Just make sure that you make her control her menstrual mood swings!"

Sakura took a deep breath clenched her fist and punch the ground. The street shook and cracks began to form. A vein on her forehead popped out and her face turned red. Naruto whimpered in fear. "What…did…you…SAY?!" Sakura said with a facial expression nearly indescribable. It seemed like a combination of a "murderous intent" kind of look combined with a "psychopath maniacal plotting" expression.

Sasuke sprung up and grabbed Sakura and kissed her. Sakura began to lose tension and her murderous facial expression. Sasuke cupped her chin and whispered, "Don't say anything rational or we could lose this golden opportunity." He then turned around and mouthed "You sooo owe me one", while Sakura began to blush. She swooned and ran over to Ino where they began to giggle. Sasuke walked over to Naruto and whispered in his ear.

"No…NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

At that moment in Konoha…

Iruka sensei walked out of the Hokage's office with a stack of papers. "Urgh. Why do I have to carry these papers?"

"NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

Iruka dropped all of the papers. "Wow. That sucks." He looked at the papers then looked to where the screaming came from. "Naruto…" He clenched his fist. "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!"

Next time on "A Summer's Vacation": What's Naruto going to do? What are Sasuke's intentions? Find out next chapter!