A Summer's Vacation
A Summer's Vacation
By: ShadowMaster9109
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I destroy him. (Lame Joke.) Please don't sue Masashi-taichou.
UPDATE: Haha. I really have to say guys…It's been about a year because this story was made in the summer of 2007 as a little project. But I took so damn long that it turned out to be a year long project and it's probably going to be longer judging by how lazy I get. To all my fans, if I have any, thank you for staying loyal and I will try not to let you down in this chapter. This will clear up some of the confusion and flames I've been getting. Just believe in my writing. : By the way, I said airport two chapters ago but I meant dock. Goumenasai for the careless mistake.
WARNING!! Mild Language.
"You can't possibly be thinking that, Sasuke. Anything BUT that. Please please…I'll do ANYTHING BUT THAT!!" Naruto pleaded bowing down to him.
"The deal was that you would do anything that I wanted you to do, and this just happens to be what I want you to do." Sasuke said with a smirk. He leaned down and whispered, "Besides, I can always tell Sakura what you said about her last Saturday at Ichiraku Ramen."
Naruto's eyes began to widen. "Okay okay. I'll do it. But you can forget about me teaching you the sexy-jutsu." Naruto said, failing at trying to convince Sasuke to change his mind.
"Alright, Naruto. Here's the panda suit you'll be wearing. I hope you enjoy Gaara's company since he's going to be joining us on this trip." Sasuke said with an evil grin.
Gaara made his way to the dock and noticed Naruto approaching him, wearing a ridiculous panda suit. Naruto looked back and saw everybody staring at him. Naruto sighed and continued inching toward his demise.
"Hello Gaara. My name is Pachako. I am pleased to meet you." He gave a fake smile and began dancing, making no attempt to perfect his routine. "I will be your companion for the next hour." Naruto mouthed, "D-O-N-T K-I-L-L M-E, I-T W-A-S S-A-S-U-K-E-S I-D-E-A."
Gaara crossed his arms. Playing along with Naruto, he spurted out "Is this some kind of sick joke Naruto?" He glanced at him and approached the side of his head. Naruto panicked but did not move. "That's not Sasuke, just so you know." He said, pointing a finger at the raven haired shinobi, laughing too hard with the group to notice what was going on.
Naruto's eyes widened. He turned and gave the fake Sasuke an angry look. He stomped over and punched him in the face with all his might. Sasuke flew backwards and slammed into a building, causing it to crack. Sasuke looked at him and began to cry.
Everybody was clueless. "Sasuke crying?" and "Oh my god…what a baby", was the topic of the groups hushed chatter. A small puff of smoked surrounded the fake Sasuke and Konohamaru appeared, tears in his eyes and all. Naruto stomped over, ripping off his panda suit on the way there.
"KONOHAMARU!!" He bonked him on the head and the shook him while saying, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!" Konohamaru, attempting to stay conscious, began thrashing around.
"YOU JERK! I WAS TRYING TO PRACTICE MY HENGE JUTSU!" Naruto bonked him on the head again.
"YOU JUST HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THAT! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE ANYWAY?!" Naruto screamed, shaking him harder. Then dropping him on the ground. Konohamaru quickly propped himself up and started yelling.
"THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL!" Konohamaru dusted himself off. "So what are you going to do to me, boss? Whack me some more? Torture me?" Konohamaru said smirking at him. "I know what you do, and I can stand it. Go ahead. Try your best."
"Oh, it's not going to be me that's doing it." Shadows covered Naruto's face and all that was seen was red eyes. Konohamaru gasped.
"Boss your scaring me…" Konohamaru then scratched his head. "If you're not going to do it the who is?" He said confused.
Naruto used his thumb and directed his attention toward the group of shinobi. There she stood, angry as hell and ready to strike. Sakura tightened her gloves and breathed deeply. When she opened her eyes, she dashed at the both of them.
"I suggest running like hell." He said with a smirk. Konohamaru jumped up, and ran screaming bloody murder. Trails of dust followed the both of them and destruction of booths, stands, and people being pushed over.
Gaara sat himself on the ground. "If I know Sakura, she should have Konohamaru right about…Now." Gaara crossed his arms as chaos, moved swiftly past him, blowing his hair sideways. Konohamaru screamed as Sakura picked him up by the neck. Konohamaru was knocked unconscious by the punch that Sakura had thrown.
Sasuke walked toward the crowd of shinobi, his hand in his pockets, sitting back and watching the one sided fight. "I'm not even gonna ask." He said as he slowly and coolly walked over to the bus stop.
Ten Minutes Later
The ferry arrived at the dock, picking up the shinobi. Hinata walked up to Sakura. "So what did you do to Konohamaru? I hope you weren't too hard on him…" She said twiddling her fingers.
"Let's just say he's wrapped up in his own business." Sakura said with an evil smile on her face.
Later on that day with Konohamaru…
Konohamaru thrashed, trying to get out of the ropes. He was tied to a tree and was hanging over a pack of hungry sleeping wolves. He gave up trying to get out and waited for someone to come around, helping him out of this mess.
Back with the shinobi…
As they began to approach their destination, a beautiful remote island came into view. Everyone ran to the rails and admired the view. It was truly a sight to be seen. The sun was set perfectly that there was a lavender sunset in the back of the cliffs.
Bing-Bong!
"This is your captain here, we will be arriving at our destination shortly. Please ready your things at the gate. But before you go, I have to warn you…"
What's the captain's warning? What's going to happen to Konohamaru? Where is Temari and Kankurou? All will be answered on A Summer's Vacation: Part 4.
So tell me what you guys think, 'kay? Please comment, and be constructive with your criticism. No flaming. Thank you. :D