The Contract

It was a beautiful night in Konoha until someone kidnaps Neji and wakes him up. He was in the Hokage's office at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Neji said, "Uh. I wanna go to sleep. Someone gimme my blankey and who was the one that woke me up?"

Kiba said, "That would be me. You were suppose to sleep early!"

Neji said, "I could have if someone told me!"

Kiba whispered to Ten-Ten, "Sorry. I forgot to call Neji because I lost my dog Akamaru so I left him at home."

Ten-Ten said, "Idiot. So what is the mission?"

Tsunade said, "I want all you to find out what is the Snow Country up to and here is a bonus mission. I want you to kill Barry. Here is a picture."

It showed a old man with a beard, white hair, and is wearing a red shirt, pants, and a coat.

Kiba said with courage, "This is going to be a walk in the park. You know why?"

Ten-Ten said, "No. Why?"

Kiba said, "Because I know water bending!"

Neji fell asleep.

Ten-Ten whispered to Neji, "Sleep tight my little angel."

Neji said, "Shut up and lets get on with the mission."

Ten-Ten said, "Fine! Good thing you didn't get enough sleep."

Neji said, "Ok ok ok. I'm sorry."

Ten-Ten said happily, "Wanna hug?"

Neji said, "No. I'm allergic to girls."

Ten-Ten thinking in her head, "What a lame excuse.Do I offend?"

Tsunade said, "Just to make sure you complete your mission."

Tsunade showed a legal document to Kiba. Kiba started signing it.

Ten-Ten said, "Are you going to read it first?"

Kiba said, "Shut up! No I am not going to read it."

Ten-Ten said angrily, "Why does everyone tell me to shut up!"

Kiba said , "Shut up! We're leaving."

They go to the gate.

Neji said, "Ten-Ten. Can you cover me? I wanna go to sleep."

Ten-Ten said, "No! Since you told me to shut up."

Ten-Ten hugs Neji. Neji started coughing (faking it).
Neji coughing, "Look what you did. I thought I told you that I'm allergic to girls."

Ten-Ten said, "Uh! You'll be fine…. . idiot."

Neji said, "Did you say something?"

Ten-Ten said , "No."

Kiba said to Ten-Ten, "Stop flirting! Lets move!"

Ten-Ten said, "I am not flirting!"

Neji said, "Shut up."

Ten-Ten said, "UUUHHHH!"

A few hours later.

Ten-Ten said, "So Kiba. What did it say on the contract?"

Kiba said, "I didn't read it. But I saw the word academy."

Neji said carelessly, "Maybe we might get sent to the academy."

Kiba said, "Or maybe we have to go back to the academy."

Neji wakes up quickly, "What! But Kiba was the only one that signed it. Lets fail on purpose."

Kiba yelled, "No, Don't! Or else."

Neji said, "Or else what?"

Kiba said with anger, "Or else I'm gonna rip your balls out."

Neji said, "I like to see you try."

Kiba said with disgust, "O my gosh! Are you a union or something?"

Union means that a guy likes a guy.

Ten-Ten said, "Eww! Disgusting! I think I'm gonna hurl.(Saying in her head) I wish Kiba will do it."

It became dark later in the day.

Kiba said, "Lets set up camp. I'll go gather fire wood. Tsuuga!"

Kiba started attacking the trees and made a pile of logs as big as the empire state building. Kiba lighted a match and burned all the fire wood.

Kiba said, "We have Fire!"

Ten-Ten said, "Just one thing. How can we cook our food when it's extremely hot!"

Kiba said, "Easy. You just sit in front of the fire and Wow! It's hot!"

Ten-Ten said, "See. I told you."

Kiba said, "Shut up!"

Ten-Ten was done setting up camp. Kiba was forced to take out the fire. Neji started sleeping.

Shinobi from the Snow Country started an ambush.

Kiba said, "Aha! I knew you were here! Now fear because I know water bending."

Ten-Ten said, "You are so dumb and where did you get the word waterbending."

Kiba said, "I just watched a new episode of Avatar. It was so cool. You should have seen Ang kick Zukko's whoopee cushion!"

Ten-Ten said, "Uh! That's useless."

Kiba started spitting water on one of the bandits.

Kiba said, "Ha! Had enough?"

Ten-Ten yelled at Kiba, "You ran out of charkra because you collected logs as big as the empire state buiding!"

Kiba said, "Man! Stop yelling. Who are you? My mom!"

The Avatar Ang appeared. The shinobi gasped.

Kiba said, "There's an arrow on his head!"

Ang said, "Yeah I know."

Kiba said, "No literally there's an arrow on your head!"

There was an arrow sticking out of the skull. There was no bleeding . It looked like he was a immortal. Ang disappears. There was 10 shinobi surrounding Ten-Ten and Kiba. Neji was still sleeping inside the tent.

Ten-Ten said, "Neji! We need your help!"

Kiba started swinging his arms around and he suddenly hit Ten-Ten.

Ten-Ten said, "OW! Watch it. It will never happen."

Water splashed on one of the shinobi.

Ten-Ten said, "What! I don't believe it! Kiba how did you do it?"

Kiba said, "Its all in the technique Ten-Ten."

Bandit said, "Tell us the secrets of Konoha and we will go easy on you."

Neji appeared with a empty bucket.

Neji said, "Come on! Can I get some sleep around here?"

Neji started attacking the shinobi on Ten-Ten's side.

Neji said, "I'll save you! 2 palms times 2 palms equals 4 palms times 2 palms equals 8 palms times 2 palms equals 16 palms times 2 palms equals 32 palms times 2 palms equals 64 palms times 2 palms equals 128!"

Ten-Ten said, "You know you didn't have to mulpity while your attacking the bandits you can just-"

Neji said, "Ok I get it."

Kiba said, "Neji what about me?"

Neji was asleep.

Ten-Ten said, "I'll help."

Kiba said, "No wait!. Ok bandits. I'll show you Hyuga Style. 2 palms, then more palms, then some more palms, few more palms, more palms, and finally more palms."

While Ten-Ten was laughing, there was a cracking sound.

After Kiba defeated the shinobi he gave a thumbs up to Ten-Ten.

Kiba said, "We're done!"

Kiba fingers were broken and you can tell because the bones on Kiba's finger was sticking out.

Ten-Ten said in disgust, "Ewww! That gross! Lets wrap it up for now and when we reach Konoha, you have to go the hospital."

Everyone started sleeping.

Neji sleep talking, "Ten-Ten."

Ten-Ten said, "What."

Neji said, "I love you."

Ten-Ten said happily, "Me too."

Ten-Ten started hugging Neji.

Neji said, "Don't touch me! (Fake Cough) Look what you did! That was just a test dumb. Now shut up and go to sleep."

Ten-Ten said, "Uh! Stupid."

It was 6 o'clock in the morning. Everyone woke up and ate food they packed in their bags such as bread.

Ten-Ten said, "Did everyone sleep well?"

Neji and Kiba said, "Yeah."

Kiba said, "Is there more shinobi?"

Neji said, "There can't be because we defeated all of them."

More shinobi appeared on their way to Konoha.

Ten-Ten said, "I thought you said that there was no more shinobi."

Neji said, "I did. Weren't you listening."

Barry said, "Hi. I'm Barry."

Kiba said, "Do evil people introduce themselves?"

Ten-Ten said, "Yeah I know you sound nice."

Barry yelled, "Shut up!"

Ten-Ten said angrily, "Ok! That's the last straw!"

Barry said, "What!"

Ten-Ten started hitting all the shinobi that was with Barry including Neji and Barry.

Neji said, "What! What did I do?"

Kiba said, "Hey wait! I wanna help!"

Ten-Ten said, "Shut up!"

Neji was battling Barry. Kiba attacked Everyone including Ten-Ten.

Kiba said, "That's it you asked for it girl."

Ten-Ten said, "Oww. Why didn't you save me Neji?"

Neji said, "Because I didn't feel like it. Kiba he was mine."

Kiba said, "Gotta be faster next time."

They all went to the Hokage's office.

Kiba yelled to the hokage, "How come you didn't tell us that the shinobi were in the forest!"

Tsunade said, "Because of the contract. See. It's in fine print."

The contract said that the hokage would say no more information about the mission.

Kiba said with amazement, "I can't believe it!"

Ten-Ten said, "See! You should have read it first."

Kiba said to Ten-Ten, "You know what?"

Ten-Ten said, "What."

Kiba said, "Shut up."

Ten-Ten said, "Errrrr. You want me to beat you up."

Neji said, "Stop it! Both of you!"

Kiba said, "Ok so what happens after that?"

Tsunade said, "Kiba gets sent to the academy."

Neji said, "Just Kiba, right?"

Tsunade said, "Yes."

Ten-Ten said, "Phew."

Kiba said, "What! Where does it say that?"

Tsunade said, "Here. It's in the fine print within the fine print."

There was words between the gaps of each sentence.

Kiba said , "What! From this day forth I will now read the contract instead of signing it."

Neji said, "HA! I knew we should have failed on purpose."