Well, this is the last chapter
Well, this is the last chapter. I know it was fast, I don't want to talk about it. Now, I might not put up another Akatsuki story for a while except for updating Project Akatsuki, but I do have ideas for, I think, three other ones. I just have to write them, but I'm occupied by two other stories so I do not know when they will be posted. I hope you'll all bear with be though. Happy reading.
P.S. This is also my first Sasodei lemon, so bear with me please.
My Life as a College Whore
"God, what's going on over there?" Deidara asked Sasori, as the walked over to their usual table for breakfast the next day. They were a little late (Sasori: I couldn't get Deidara's lazy ass up) and it looks like something had already started. Hidan was singing Gay Bar, apparently to Kakuzu and judging by the evil smirk on Itachi's face, he was the cause of this. By the time Sasori and Deidara reached the table, Hidan had stopped singing because after the 'I want to spend all your money line', Kakuzu passed out.
"Dammit Itachi, you bastard, give me a fucking dollar to wake him up! You're the fucking cause of this dammit!" Hidan was yelling at Itachi.
Itachi sighed and handed the man a five dollar bill, which Hidan held over Kakuzu. The money loving man immediately grabbed the bill and shoved it in his pocket.
"Aww, we missed it, un," Deidara said, he and Sasori sitting down next to each other at the end of the table.
"That was absolutely priceless," Kisame said, "Too bad you missed it. Good one Itachi."
The Uchiha smirked and Sasori glared at him, until he noticed Deidara talking to Itachi like nothing was wrong.
"So is anyone going home over winter break, un?" Deidara asked and everyone shook their heads no.
"Most of us don't really have any family," Sasori said.
"You're not going to see your grandparents Sasori?" Pein asked.
"Yeah right, like I would want to see those dinosaurs," the redhead replied.
"What about you Itachi? Not going to see your family?" Kisame asked.
"My parents are going on vacation, which means Sasuke and his boyfriend are probably going to be screwing on every possible surface of the house," Itachi said, "And I might be cruel to Sasuke at times, but even I'm not evil enough to get in the way of their fun."
"You're only saying that because you're going to be doing the exact same thing," Konan said. Itachi glanced at Kisame and smirked, letting her know she was correct.
Kisame coughed, embarrassed, "Is Sasuke still with Naruto-kun then?" he asked.
"Two years," Itachi replied, "He's fourteen and their relationship is more serious then any I've ever had."
"Zetsu-san, what does Itachi mean by 'screwing'?" Tobi asked.
"Um…I'll tell you when you're older Tobi. Goddammit Itachi!"
-Break-
"Well, this has been an interesting week," Deidara said to Sasori after they returned to their room.
"A good kind of interesting, or bad?" Sasori asked.
"Both I guess. I got dumped which isn't that great, but I got move in with you," Deidara said, hiding his blush.
"Yeah, same here," Sasori agreed.
"We should go out and do something. So we have a good close to this weird week, un," Deidara suggested.
"Yeah…I know what we can do! We can go to the karaoke bar," Sasori suggested.
"Karaoke?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah, we do it all the time. Do you want to?" Sasori asked.
"Yeah," Deidara said, nodding, "Let's go get everyone, un."
-Break-
In the end, only Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzu ended up going to the bar. Pein was over at Konan's so there was no way to get them because there weren't any boys allowed in the girls dorm (nobody knows how Pein manages to get in) and there was no answer at Tobi and Zetsu's room.
Anyways, they had already been there a few hours. Itachi and Kisame sang Beauty and the Beast, which was creepy but somehow sweet and Kakuzu and Hidan couldn't agree on a song to sing.
Deidara was at the bar, getting Sasori and himself something to drink when the 'Zombie Twins' popped up next to him.
"Hey Dei, Itachi tells us you like Sasori," Kakuzu said.
"Oh…um…well," Deidara sputtered and blushed, "Damn Itachi."
"Holy hell, it's fucking true," Hidan said, seeing how flustered Deidara was.
"Don't worry, we won't tell anyone," Kakuzu assured, "…for a price."
"For the love of Jashin Kakuzu, can you not think of money for two fucking seconds?!" Hidan yelled.
"Dammit Hidan, I was kidding!" Kakuzu yelled back. The two began arguing and Deidara took this opportunity to slip away.
-Meanwhile-
Sasori sat waiting for Deidara to return with their drinks, wishing he would hurry up because the look Itachi was giving him was making him uncomfortable and Sasori knew he had something up his sleeve.
"Hey Sasori,"
Too late.
"You like Deidara, right?" Itachi asked.
"Quit being such a fucker, Itchy. You know I do," Sasori answered, looking annoyed.
"I was his boyfriend remember? He's a great fuck," Itachi said with a smirk and Sasori blushed. (This is Itachi's way of helping Deidara, scary no?)
"Itachi…" Kisame said warningly, he knew Itachi planned on 'helping' by dangling what Sasori wanted most in an obnoxious way.
"It's okay Kisame, I'm just letting Sasori here know how good Deidara is," Itachi said, "He'll even beg if you tease him enough."
Sasori narrowed his eyes at Itachi, "I don't appreciate you talking about Deidara like that," he said, still blushing.
"Oh sorry, do you like them sappy? Deidara's like that too, always wanting to cuddle and shit like that," Itachi said, "But still, he-oh hey Deidara."
Deidara had just returned and sat back down next to Sasori, handing the redhead his drink. "Are you ok Sasori-danna? You're all red, un," Deidara said.
"Yes, I'm fine Deidara," Sasori said, avoiding his eyes.
"Where are Kakuzu and Hidan?" Kisame asked.
"Oh, they were arguing about Kakuzu's money obsession or something," Deidara said, thinking back to their conversation. The blonde looked back to where the two were arguing but they were gone.
"Angry bathroom sex," Itachi predicted.
Apparently, he was right because when the two returned, Hidan's shirt was ripped and Kakuzu was counting his money.
"Hey Kakuzu, why do you always count your money after sex?" Deidara asked.
"That's because once Hidan stole my wallet when I wasn't paying any attention," Kakuzu said, satisfied to find all his money still there.
"Dammit Kakuzu, I just needed some money to buy Pein a damn birthday present," Hidan yelled. This caused the two to start arguing again.
"Hey, Sasori, Deidara, why don't you two song something?" Itachi suggested, ignoring the bickering couple.
"Ok, do you want to Sasori-danna, un?" Deidara asked.
"I don't know…" Sasori said, unsure.
"Come on Sasori, I'll pick the song if you want," Itachi said.
"Fine, but there's no way in hell I'm letting you pick the song Itachi," Sasori said to the Uchiha. God knows what Itachi would pick.
Itachi looked very satisfied as he watched the two go through the necessary steps to sing. Sasori looked kind of scared to be on stage, but Deidara looked very excited.
"Here we have Sasori and Deidara singing Sunday Morning," the MC announced.
(A/N Use your imagination)
Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew
That someday it would bring me back to you
That someday it would bring me back to you
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave
Fingers trace your every outline
Paint a picture with my hands
Back and forth we sway like branches in a storm
Change the weather still together when it ends
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave
Oh yeah
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
Sunday morning rain is falling and I'm calling out to you
Singing someday it'll bring me back to you
Find a way to bring myself home to you
And you may not know
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
Driving slow, yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah
Flower in your hair, I'm a flower in your hair
The two returned to their table, both a little embarrassed from singing together.
Itachi smirked, "You know, you two looked really good up there," he said, a pleased glint in his eye. Kisame nodded in agreement.
Both turned red, Sasori shrugged and Deidara ran a hand through his hair.
Itachi smirked again, "Those two will be together by the end of the night."
-Break-
When the two returned to their room that night, Deidara promptly sat on his bed with a happy sigh.
"That was fun, we should do it again soon," the blonde said.
"Yeah," Sasori agreed, sitting down next to Deidara.
Deidara took out his hair tie and laid back, his blonde hair fanning out on the bed.
"Hey Dei?" Sasori asked.
"Yeah?" Deidara answered, sitting up again to look at Sasori, his blonde hair in his face. The redhead couldn't resist running his hand through Deidara's hair.
"Sasori-danna?" Deidara questioned, his voice shaky from nervousness and excitement.
Sasori looked Deidara in the eye and smirked, the hand in the blonde's hair tightened and he pulled the other artist closer to him. The redhead paused when their lips were a breath apart, before crashing them together. Deidara gasped in surprise and Sasori took this opportunity to let his tongue wander into the other's mouth, deepening the kiss. Before Deidara could respond, Sasori pushed him down onto the bed and straddled him, still ravishing the blonde's mouth. When he pulled away, both of them were breathing heavily.
"Sa-Sasori…wha-."
"No," the redhead whispered, not wanting to talk about what was now happening between them. After Deidara got over the shock, he wrapped his arms around the other's neck to bring him closer. Sasori broke the kiss and began kissing down the blonde's jaw.
"Sa-Sasori-danna, I love you, un," Deidara murmured.
Sasori quickly pulled away and looked into Deidara's eyes, that where looking back into his lovingly.
"I love you too," he whispered.
-Break-
A few days later and it was the last day of winter break. However, Sasori was a bit frustrated to say the least. Things were going great with Deidara, but Itachi's words kept echoing through his head. "He's a great fuck." Believe it or not, they had not gone that far over the last few days. Deidara didn't want to, though Sasori didn't know why. Since it was the last day of break, the two would have less time to screw around, and Sasori wanted to back Deidara his completely before then.
After dinner in the cafeteria with their friends, the two loves went back to their room. The door was barely close before they were kissing heatedly on Sasori's bed. Sasori's hands were on Deidara's hips, but were slowly moving to play with the buttons on the blonde's jeans.
Deidara shivered in delight, but still pulled away from Sasori. "Danna…" he said, nervously.
"Why do you not want this so bad?" Sasori asked, slightly hurt, "You did it with Itachi right?"
"That's sort of the problem," Deidara admitted, "After I had sex with Itachi, that's all he would do. I don't want that to happen with us."
Sasori frowned, "That's it?" he asked, "Listen, did Itachi ever tell you he loved you?" Deidara shook his head no. "Did you ever tell him you loved him?"
"I never did love him, un," Deidara said.
"And that's where Itachi and I differ," Sasori said, running a finger along the blonde's jaw, "We love each other."
Deidara smiled, "Now that you mention it, you're right," he said, "I love you Sasori."
"I love you too," Sasori said and recaptured the blonde's lips.
As they kissed, the sounds of Deidara's light moans slipping though, the blonde began unbuttoning Sasori's shirt. When the last button was undone, Deidra slipped off Sasori's shirt and ended the kiss.
"Oh!" Deidara said in surprise, on Sasori's chest was a tattoo with the kanji for 'scorpion' on it (A/N Thanks anbu of iwa/anonymous?).
"Like it?" Sasori asked.
"Actually…" Deidara said, and slipped off his t-shirt, revealing a realistic looking mouth with its tongue sticking out tattooed on his chest, "I have one too."
To Deidara's surprise, Sasori pushed him to lie down on the bed and straddled him. "My, my, baby, you just got even sexier," he murmured and Deidara giggled. The redhead licked up the blonde's chest and neck until their lips met once again. Sasori grappled with Deidara's hair tie and freed his blonde locks, while Deidara opened his legs for Sasori to rest in between them.
"Oh god Sasori, unnnnn," Deidara moaned as he felt Sasori's hard member press against him.
"God, you're so beautiful Dei," Sasori whispered, pressing kisses against the other artist's neck, "A real work of art."
The two rocked their hips together sensually as they littered hot kisses over each other's necks and faces. "I need you now, Sasori-danna," Deidara said. Sasori moaned at hearing Deidara's nickname for him said in such a lustful voice.
Now a little more urgent, Sasori swiftly unbuttoned Deidara's jeans and slid them, along with his boxers, down the blonde's long legs. Sasori smirked, seeing Deidara fully exposed and all his below him. The redhead reached for his lover's hard length, but Deidara stopped him.
"Forget the goddamn foreplay. In me, now," he demanded.
"It that any way to talk to your danna?" Sasori asked, but still reached into the nightstand for some lube. He found his prize and squeezed a generous amount on his fingers. "Up," Sasori said to the blonde, patting his thigh. Deidara obeyed and spread his legs wider, lifting his bottom a little. Sasori smirked and moved his lube covered middle finger to tease Deidara's pink hole. "You're so sexy, I could come from just looking at you," he murmured.
Deidara could do nothing but groan, especially when Sasori finally stuck his middle finger through the tight ring of muscles. "Sure is tight, are you sure you did it with Itachi that much?" Sasori asked, adding another finger.
"Well, it's been a while, unnnn," Deidara moaned.
Sasori deemed Deidara prepared enough, figuring he'd be fine since he had been with Itachi. He removed his fingers and handed the lube to Deidara before straddling the blonde's chest. The blonde took the lube and put a copious amount on his hands then proceeded to massage Sasori's length. Sasori pulled away after he thought he was ready to enter Deidara. The redhead moved back down and put Deidara's legs over his shoulders. "Are you ready?" he asked and Deidara nodded. Sasori teased the other artist's entrance with the head of his member before thrusting full into Deidara. The blonde screamed in pleasure and just slight pain.
"Sasori, move, please move," Deidara asked, clenching around Sasori's manhood. Sasori groaned and pulled out slightly and then thrusted back in violently. He continued pulling farther out and then thrusting harder and harder back in, trying different angles until Deidara screamed. "There Sasori there," Deidara said. Sasori smirked and thrusted into that spot repeatedly as hard as he could. Deidara screamed Sasori's name and came into their stomachs. Sasori groaned as Deidara's muscles clenched around him and buried himself as deep as he could and came hard into the blonde.
Sasori caught his breath and pulled out. He cleaned them off with the bed sheet. Deidara was lying still, panting. When they were both clean, Sasori lied down next to Deidara.
"I love you Sasori," Deidara murmured.
"I love you too," Sasori said.
"You know, for some reason. I've felt like I was some college whore or something. Don't really feel like that anymore."
"You are a whore. My whore."
"Hey!"
The End
Sorry for the long wait, I've been procrastinating. It's here now though. Hope you liked the story. Please review.
Song: Sunday Morning be Maroon 5