ULTIMATE CRACKFIC:
Falling from the sky
So it was a sunny day… on wait… fuck… oh fuck you… go fuckity fuck fuc fuck fuck fjodiugfqjhvkejbwldkjahklrg… sorry I have hand turrets
So it was a sunny day when penises started falling from the sky L looked on in amazement and went out to grab one and keep it as a dildo… but enough about candy corn. And so matt and mello saw the commotion and went out to see L fucking himself up the ass… waddaya know … it is possible xD
"DA FUCK IS WRONG WIT CHU BITCH?!" mello yelled out L only cummed all over his face and collapsed on the ground with glee so as revenge mello got out his gun and shot L in the face
"THAT'S FOR THE CUM BITC!! Wow… its tastes like chocolate…… yuuuummmmmmm" and mello stated sucking L's dead cock
This made matt jealous so he hit L for stealing his fuck buddy then mello saw his fuck buddy was upset and went of with him some were… and it was good.
Okay we really got to lay off the sex… this isn't a pornfic… it's a crackfic… so on with the story
Random escapades are fun… have you noticed that?... well mat and mello did… so they went on a random escapade and it was all good until a giant kitten popped out of nowhere… but enough about candy corn. So they fought the giant kitten until it pee'd all over them and the pee tasted like candy corn… but enough about candy corn. Anyway when they got back they rook had lots of chocolate and PSP'S taped to the walls so they went to find out who has sent it to them so they went to L but he only tried to cut their internal organs out so they went to roger who was still dead… but somehow fucking watari still so they went to near and near was on top of L who was also still dead with a massive hole in his face… and near was screwing L through his penis hole… yes… that's how small nears penis is …. If he even has one. So they couldn't find out who sent them the gift because the7 were too lazy so mello just ate all the chocolate and matt got all the PSP's down and sold them all except one on the black market and bought lots of new games and lots of chocolate for mello and mello liked it so much that he kissed matt and they ended up sexing a lot and it was good… then nothing of interest happened for the rest of the day… but enough about candy corn