Authors Note: There are no actual FMA ppl in this dream, but it was just as screwy as the last. This is the type of dreams I will get if i go to sleep after eating oreos and coca-cola. Please, at least read it. Its majorly messed up, just to warn you.
First of all, my friend crystal's and my 'sonic' characters that we made up were doing something. Like hanging out at the house, where they live.
Then somehow, it was me(normal me), two guys, and another girl were in this house running away from this giant, evil, angry rabbit that was trying to eat us. Literally, it had blood red eyes, and it roared! Like an evil monster...No, a dinosaur! Thats what it sounded like. So were all running around the house trying to stay as far from the windows and doors as possible. So we go down into the basement which is all old and weird.
So then, we were going up these stairs, and there were like fishing lines high enough to hit you in the neck, and if you didnt get it out of your way it would eventually choke you. And lucky me, i run into every line, which started to get on my nerves. But the other girl had them all around her neck but it wasnt choking her. There was like a force sheild or something! Anyway, then we got to the top of the stairs that went around this post, we were on this thing that was shaped like the top of a paintbrush...like the kind you paint walls with(not a roller one). So it was swinging, and someone said something about scissors, and the swingy thing fell(with us all on it) because it was hanging by a rope and the scissors cut it. We fell into a mini crib(like for lil girls to play with their dolls in) and there was a crab in the crib who was apparantly our uncle, or something. This crib was in a gym, where we were supposed to play a game of basketball against these really bitchy girls.
We were talking to our "uncle" he turned us back to our normal sized people, so we wernt the size of barbies anymore. Then I was doing some pretty awsome basket ball moves, like a slam dunk and hangin from the hoop. Then I jumped down and some girl was like 'What a slut!' and another girl pulled out a thesaurus and was looking up 'slut' for its different terms. And shes like 'slut...' while flipping through pages.
I walked past them and I'm like "Its a trollop, you idiots." (which is another word for it btw. I looked it up once...yeah back to the dream) They looked at me weird, and I said "But, at least I'm not a bunch of Strumpets." (strumpet...aka, whore.) (do not repeat these words in front of your parents, they probably know what they mean!!!).
Then for some reason, we were playing a soccer game in the gym, against the same girls of course. (my mind is not very creative sometimes).
All of a sudden, I'm running up to the walls, jumping up, and kicking off from them. I kicked off from this one wall, and flew to the other side of the gym(widthwise, not lengthwise). Anyway, I barely tapped the wall on the other side, where my old computer teacher was watching the game. Then I gentlly dropped to the floor. My ex-teacher, Mr. Olorenshaw --real teacher! Said "your still to quiet!" And I'm like, um...okay then...
And then, I woke up.
Yeah, I decided that this fic-thingy will be for my really weird dreams that I can actually remember. 0.o
So, yeah...
Later Skater!
RavynRox
