This is going to be based on the public newspaper. Should be interesting! Hope you enjoy! Sorry so short, but it fits! officially the shortest chapter i have ever written.

Disclaimer: DNON

The newspaper is an important part of our lives; it informs us of our communities doings and whereabouts.

Did you read the paper?

Did you?

Can you believe it?

It's the paper, it's always full of lies.

Ya, you're right, there is no way that happened.

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

Has the Uchiha finally found someone to be with?

The most eligible young bachelor, Uchiha Sasuke age 19 was said to be spotted with a flash of pink from a bystander. A flash of pink that was said to be that of a girl. Has the Uchiha finally found love?

No of course not, he wouldn't.

I heard he was gay.

(Gasp) never say that about Sasuke-kun

How dare you think my future husband is gay!?

(much squabbling going on)

Shut up…I'm trying to read says the red haired one completely immersed in the paper.

(The accuser was tied up and tossed in a corner)

A bystander was said to have spot the couple walking hand in hand. This information cannot be confirmed as the source was known to be unreliable in the past. But if this scandalous information is true, is this the end of all woman kind?

No…that's not possible, Sasuke-kun would never betray his love for me.

(He-Llo! the information is unreliable!)

Psh, who says he loves you? He obviously is in love with me!

(muffled sound of the tied up)

Both of you are wrong, he's in love with me, he once touched me!

Liar, you purposely ran into him.

So?

A four way glare.

Hush you gaggling idiots and let me read!

Who is this mysterious girl that is said to have stolen the Uchiha's heart? She has never been heard of up until now. When asked, the childhood friend of the Uchiha, Hyuuga Neji, answered by saying no comment, but his 21 year old wife, who was standing next to him, let some information loose. In her exact words, "Oh Neji-kun, don't be an idiot…you know that Sasuke and Sakura have been friends ever since elementary school…" No more information was released for the husband of the girl clamped his lips over hers closing her mouth from any other comments from being released.

No way…

It can't be…

It is…

Is it?

...

...

...

(silence)

Haruno Sakura?

Wanting to know the opinions of the public, we interviewed a girl who was wearing an "Uchiha Sasuke Rocks" shirt. She is the red headed, four eyed girl called Karin. She responded to this astonishing information by saying, "It can't be her, I've known her since pre-school and I know for a fact that Sasuke-kun doesn't like, let alone, love her, because he loves ME!" That was a bold statement of her to make. Such scandal.

Ooo! Karin-chan! You're in the paper!

Haha! Four eyes!

(rolls eyes) How many times do I have to tell you? He doesn't love you, he loves me!

I was not wearing the Uchiha Sasuke Rocks shirt! I was wearing the I Love Uchiha-kun shirt!

…

Hey! I do not have four eyes!

We will continue investigating this information until this is confirmed as a fact. So to the dear beloveds of Sasuke-kun, do not worry, we will get to the bottom of this.

"Ne? Sasuke-kun? Did you read the paper?"

"Hn." He wrapped his arms around the pinkette bringing her in for what the Uchiha liked to call warmth.

I really liked this idea and I hope I conveyed it good on paper!

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