Okay so I didn't like this one too much, but i just had to add this one in here! As promised Chapter 2!
Ps: I was overwhelmed with the positive responses! Thank YOu!
Disclaimer: DNON
There have been quite a few requests for keeping tabs on the maybe maybe-not couple. So as head of the Newspaper, I, Riba Skeeper, make it my duty to keep my readers updated with this situation.
Oi! Riba-san! There is a caller saying they have spotted a pink haired girl and black haired man making out on the roller coaster!
No! What are you talking about? My caller says they have been at it since morning at the park!
Psh! All of you are lying! You men will do anything for the reward!
Anyone spotting such a scene that proves or disproves this rumor, call the 1-800-Konoha-Hotline and you may be entitled to a reward.
Hush! All of you! Let me remind you, as the editor of the Newspaper, it is my job to keep us loaded with information, no matter what the paper states!
…
…
…
…So…There's no reward?
The reward varies depending on the information, any information found to be false will not be printed.
(Sigh) There is a reward…
Yatta!
(The place buzzes with talk)
But!...
(the room goes silent)
The reward is not money…
(Faces fall)
We have been bombarded with information about this rumored couple, so we are investing new money to create a new section for this couple. Donations to create this section will be greatly appreciated.
So…Skeeper? We're creating a new section?
Yes! Our job is to give the readers what they want!
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So…Does that mean more work for us?
I assure you, the newspaper will be on full coverage in according to the situation. We have made it our goal to be the first to inform you of any slightest change.
People! People! Listen up! We will be creating a new section! It is to be lettered S! This section of the newspaper is going to be the most read, so I want this to be in the front!
But…
No buts!
What if…
No what ifs!
What abo…
No questions! Now back to work!
There are positions available to those of you who ares interested in working with the Newspaper.
Riba-san! Riba-san!
Skeeper!
Riiiibbbaaa!!
WHAT?!
There has-
-You have a
-I'm speaking!
Hush you three! What is it? Speak up one at a time!
There has been a new development in the Brangelina couplet!
I don't want to hear about it… you? (points to the one with black glasses and a pencil stuck behind her ear)
You have a phone call on line three.
I'll be there in a minute…is that all?
(Nods and leaves)
And you?
I was wondering if we could put the "S" section of the newspaper behind the comics because…
I do not want to hear what you think! Dismissed.
The newly developed issue of the Newspaper will be cast out in the next edition of the Newspaper.
People! People! Our motto is…
(everyone shouts) READERS COME FIRST!
Good…good…Now back to business with you lot!
The pink haired girl looked up from the paper when she hears the footsteps of the raven haired man approaching.
"Sasuke-kun?"
He sat down beside her on the blanket.
"Riba Skeeper kinda reminds me of Rita Skeeter from Harry Potter you know?"
Done! What did you think?
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Until next time!
Sasusaku779