STUCK BY THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS

By Peppe1951

Summary: Tony's prank backfires. Warning: Disciplining of an adult. Don't like? Don't read! Disclaimer: NCIS belongs to CBS and Paramount; I only write about them.

It was late night in the squad room of NCIS when,

"DINOZZO!" shouted Gibbs as he rounded the corner and caught his senior agent making a dash for the elevator. The thing that caught his eyes was the fact that Tony was bottomless.

Tony came to a screeching halt and starred pleadingly at Gibbs, "Boss, I really need to get down to autopsy."

"DiNozzo, would you care to explain to me why you are running around without your pants or for that matter your briefs on?" asked Gibbs.

Tony was frantically trying to pull his shirt-tail down to cover more of himself from view as he heard the hysterical laughter coming from Ziva and McGee. "Well…you see…I was…and I sat down…and now…I got to go Boss," babbled Tony as he dashed to the elevators unbuttoning his shirt as he went. His plan was to tie his shirt around his waist and cover his lower regions.

"Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on?" asked Gibbs dangerously.

Ziva was the first to recover and hurried to explain, "Tony was super gluing McGee's keyboard again and accidentally spilled some of the glue on the seat of McGee's chair. I accidentally bumped into him causing his to sit in McGee's chair. I get so tired of him doing the same prank over and over to McGee," she added.

"It seems that Tony spilled too much super glue in his haste to prank me again," added McGee. "This time it backfired on him because when he sat down he was stuck by the seat of his pants to my chair."

"Tony realized that to free himself he had to cut his pants to get free. It was during this time that he also discovered that the glue had not only penetrated his suit pants but also the underwear he was wearing beneath; so he had to cut himself free of them, too," Ziva concluded with a smile.

Gibbs then turned his gaze back at McGee who read the question and answered, "He went to autopsy to get one of Dr. Mallard's jumpsuits so he could drive home tonight without being arrested for indecent exposure."

Gibbs nodded accepting their explanations and asked one of his own, "Have you two finished your reports?"

"Yes, Boss…Gibbs," answered the two.

"Then put them on my desk and you can leave," Gibbs said. "I'll take care of DiNozzo!"

Ziva and McGee lost little time in doing what they were told and soon left Gibbs to wait for Tony. They would find out tomorrow what they had missed tonight.

Tony walked out of the elevator a few minutes later to a darken and a supposedly empty squad room and asked, "Hey, where did everyone go?"

"Funny you should ask, DiNozzo" replied Gibbs as he came up from behind him.

Tony stood still and asked, "Are you going to head slap me, Boss?"

"Nope," replied Gibbs causing Tony to breathe a sigh of relief.

"I'm going to paddle you!"

"Paddle Me? Boss, I had to cut myself out of my Giorgio Armani suit pants and then expose myself to Ziva and the probie. Isn't that punishment enough?" pleaded Tony.

"Not even close, DiNozzo," replied Gibbs as he began to swat his agent's butt over and over again.

"OWWWWWWWW….BOSSSSSS!"

The end

(This idea presented itself to me this afternoon and I had to share as soon as I was able to type it up…enjoy.)