Author: Agent Hatake (agentANBUhatake)
Summary: KakashiKagome Shorts, because even Copy Cat Kakashi needs some lovin'. Inuyasha Naruto xOver.
Disclaimer: I may not own them now . . .but just you wait Masashi Kishimoto and Takahashi Rumiko, I'll have the best lawyers working on my side and we'll see who'll be using a disclaimer in the end!
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She huffed, unsettling Pakkun a bit on his perch on her belly, 'Really though, it hadn't been my fault I jumped him and imprisoned him within our own bedroom last night.'
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Flashback
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She, for a fact, knew that she'd gone to bed alone but in the morning she had found herself very warm and cozily wrapped in Kakashi's arms. He was spooning her from behind, one arm wrapped underneath her neck and holding one of her swollen sensitive breasts captive and the other draped over her stomach and rubbing soothing circles around her bellybutton. Occasionally it would wander to rest on one of the spots where the boys were showing their true kicking potential.
Thankfully, they hadn't found it prudent to kick her own bladder, she really wanted to savor this moment and not have it ruined by the urge to go to the bathroom.
"You should go back to sleep." Kakashi murmured into her neck before tilting his head and laying a soft kiss on the underside of her chin. She shivered: the action alone making her breasts tighten into peaks and a rush of heat settle between her thighs. A soft blush appeared on her cheeks, it was embarrassing how easily she got aroused but right now all she wanted was to stay like this. She could have sex later.
"Mm, who do you think woke me up?" She rhetorically asked, putting a hand over the one on her stomach and moving it to the place where she could feel the twins' energetic greetings. "My, they sure are eager to say good morning."
Kakashi shifted around and wiggled down until his face was at stomach level, "Good morning." He said, directly into her stomach, nuzzling his cloth-covered nose across her firm stomach. She gasped as the fluttering in her stomach doubled.
"I guess they recognize who their father is." She said, running a hand through his silver locks. She was glad he didn't bother wearing the headband to bed, or for that matter, a shirt.
She grinned as he scooted up, trailing his hard chest and his chiseled abdomen across her own rounded stomach. She pulled down his mask and tipped his head up for a good morning kiss.
They were pressed flush together, well, as much as her stomach would allow; one of his legs over both of hers, his abdomen curved over hers, one of his hands at the small of her back and the other palming her cheek and running his thumb across her bottom lip. She kissed the digit as it went through its second pass across her lip and her face was tilted so Kakashi could lay claim on them.
Her stomach grumbled and she pulled back. "Mm, I'm craving brunch." She said as she peeked over at the clock over Kakashi's shoulder. Noting that it was already 11 in the morning.
She didn't get a chance to roll over as Kakashi's hold held her there, "Stay in bed with me." Kakashi grumbled, running a hand along her back. "Yeah?"
She pulled him into a hard kiss, dominating his mouth with hers. He moaned into the kiss, submitting under her will. Kagome had gotten much more aggressive and Kakashi admitted that it was probably the most arousing thing to have come from her pregnancy.
Her hands were teasingly trailing down his torso, fingering every ridge and dip of his muscles. She playfully clawed his chest and he gasped as one of his nipples were caught in their wake.
He was at full arousal, aching and ready to be dominated into what would be turning out to a great morning when she pulled away, he tried to catch her lips again with his and was awarded a small peck for his efforts. He groaned in frustration.
"What you have to offer me isn't exactly nutritional." She said as she cupped his hardened length and thumbed the tip of his cock through his clothes. Kakashi gasped, his gray eye melting into liquid lust.
She rolled away and with her momentum she was able to get off the bed without help. She slipped on her warm fuzzy slippers and padded out of the bedroom and into the kitchen.
Kakashi sighed, flopping on his back and peeked down at the tent in the sheets and rolled his eyes to the ceiling.
"Some good morning." He grumbled.
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Kakashi yawned as he stepped into the kitchen, the smells coming from it were . . .normal. After reading a couple pregnancy books, he had been expecting the worse and seeing if she would get those weird cravings but so far the weirdest one was probably Kagome eating some eggplant miso soup and that wasn't all the bad. It was Kakashi's favorite, but Kagome detested the soup.
It could be because she was more concerned with the quantity rather than the taste. And it was true that Kagome ate a whole lot more than Kakashi did. And once, ONCE she'd even topped Naruto's intake of ramen.
She'd given the poor boy a heart attack.
Naruto had naively been stacking his finished bowls only to look over and see the staggering amount of bowls towering over his own humble stack. The poor boy had been shocked speechless, mouth gaping open like a teardrop and wide incredulous blue eyes.
Hell, even Sakura and Sai had been momentarily rendered speechless, only for Sakura to snap out of her stupor and scold the pregnant woman.
"You shouldn't be eating so much ramen. It's bad for you." Sakura said, wagging her finger.
"You know," Sai started and everyone stilled waiting for the bomb to drop. Nothing good ever came out of Sai's mouth, "Kagome-hime may have a bigger penis than you do, Naruto."
"KOORYAA!" Sakura shrieked, slamming her fist into Sai's cheek and propelling him twenty feet in the air. "You don't say stuff like that around ladies! SHANNARO!!"
Kakashi chuckled, remembering some good times.
There was a frenzied knocking at the door at the same time that Kagome placed Kakashi's brunch in front of him. She went to open the door, stopping the second round in their tracks and immediately she was greeted with four faces. Three were familiar and the other was not.
"Sakura, Naruto, Sai. What are you all doing here?" She crossed her arms to ward off the chill from the cool air outside. She was in a white ribbed long sleeve shirt and Kakashi's gray sweats, with thick socks and her fuzzy slippers, but she was still cold and the coming winter air was flowing in. Her hair was half up in a ponytail and half flowing down her back and down her front, curling around her breast lightly. Her bangs swept off to the side obscuring one eye from view. "And who is this?" She said, tilting her head in a curious manner.
"Well," Sakura started, not sure where to go with this, "We brought you logs to stock up for the winter." She said, gesturing behind her to present four thick logs that were a good thirty feet each. Kagome briefly wondered how strong Kakashi's ex-students really were but figured that she didn't want to find out regardless.
"We just came to smooch off some lunch." Naruto shrugged, not at all bothered with how tactless and rude he was being. "But we brought firewood!" He gave a wide grin, his eyes squinting shut. Sakura rolled her eyes and rubbed her forehead.
Kagome, all to used to Naruto's character, smiled, "Ah thank you, I'm glad then because I think I made too much for even me to finish."
She giggled, "but, you still haven't answered my question; who is this?"
The boy, because he had to be the same age as Team Kakashi, had pale skin and dark eyes with equally dark raven hair. He was wearing a black fitted no sleeve shirt that was tucked into black pants whose ends were wrapped in bandages. He was staring at her, or rather at her swollen stomach, with something akin to bafflement.
"Uchiha Sasuke." Kakashi said from behind her, slipping on one of his coats over her shoulders. "It's been a while."
Sasuke nodded, "Aa."
"Ah, well then, come inside everyone." Kagome said with a soft smile, stepping to side to let everyone pass through.
"Sorry to intrude." They dutifully removed their shinobi sandals and moved into the familiar home of the Hatake's.
There was quite a bit of a distance between each one as they came inside so when Sasuke was about to step in, Kakashi slammed the door in his face.
"Kakashi!" She said, startled. His shoulders were shaking and he turned to face her with an amused expression on his face and a finger over his mouth in the universal, 'Shh.'
He slid the door open a bit, "Kufufufufu." He laughed and opened it wider, "I'm just kidding Sasuke! Come in, come in!" He said with the flapping of his hand.
Kagome rolled her eyes and moved to follow behind Sai as they went into the kitchen and settled down in chairs. Kagome moving to pull out more dishes and cups.
Kakashi held Sasuke back from stepping any further into the house with a hand on his shoulder. At that moment, Kakashi could've said a number of things. He could've threatened him with physical and/or psychological torture, if Sasuke dared to do something as stupid as the stunt he pulled, or he could've warned him of the dangers of messing with his pregnant wife and Team Kakashi. But he did neither, not the one for vindictive revenge and instead settled with a, "Welcome back." And a squeeze to his shoulder.
Sasuke was looking down and off to the side, trying to hide his expression from view but Kakashi felt the trembling of his shoulder underneath his palm.
"Aa," Sasuke said with a swallow, "It's good to be back."
Kakashi snorted and ruffled the teens' hair, noting with fondness how much taller he'd gotten. "Come eat lunch with us when you're ready." He said, as he sauntered back into the kitchen.
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The kitchen was already alight with chatter and Kakashi moved to stand behind Kagome and leaning on the counter: he'd already finished his meal and put away his dishes the moment Kagome had answered the door.
"Mmm," Sakura moaned with pleasure as she put mouthfuls of fish in her mouth, "I love you're cooking, Kagome-chan."
"See! I told you we'd be able to get a meal off her. Despite being Kakashi-sensei's girlfriend she's not the kind of person that will make us pay for our own meal!" Naruto said, throwing a glare Kakashi's way. "Oi! Sasuke-teme, get in here to enjoy all this delicious food! It'll be gone before you know it!!" He shouted.
"Oh? If I had paid for all the bowls you ate Naruto, I would've been one broke jounin." He said shrugging his shoulders. "You wanna know the real reason that Asuma and Kurenai had a shot-gun wedding? Ask Chouji."
Sasuke came in a few seconds afterward, taking a seat between Naruto and Kagome. The table was square, Kagome seating with her back to the sink and coincidentally with her back to Kakashi, she took one whole edge of the table. Sasuke was seated to her left with Naruto on his left. Sakura was right across and finally Sai was to Kagome's right.
"Itadakimasu." Sasuke murmured before digging in.
"Kagome-san," Sai started and everyone inexplicably held his or her breath, except for Sasuke who didn't know any better, "have you considered my offer?" He asked with a polite smile on his face. By this time Kakashi had moved from his spot against the counter to the seat across from Kagome pulling out his Icha Icha to read.
"Offer?" Kakashi asked looking up from his book with a curious glint in his eye.
"Mm as flattered as I am, I'm going to have to say no." Kagome said with a strained smile.
Sai, who had no problems being blunt despite the danger, explained, "I wanted to draw a nude portrait of Kagome. It would've been tastefully done," he added and nibbled on some rice, "I really do want to get a drawing of pregnant woman. I want to see if I can capture that glow you have about you."
Sakura and Naruto gasped, no man should mention wanting to see another man's woman in the buff and get away with it unscathed . . .what would Kakashi do? Sakura and Naruto simultaneously turned to look at Kakashi's blank face.
"Oh? And if it wasn't tastefully done but with great detail. . .," He trailed off leaning in with an ominous look about his face. Sai was unaffected but Sakura and Naruto swallowed, wondering if after lunch they'd have to burry a body and hide all evidence that Sai even existed, "how much would it cost me?"
. . .then again, we are talking about Kakashi here.
"No." Kagome said, giving Kakashi a fierce glare, voice lined with steel. Kakashi cowered away and hid behind his book with an uncomfortable laugh, "Kidding, kidding!"
"May I?" Sasuke asked and everyone paused as he stared at Kagome intently. Kagome gave him a confused look before it cleared, "Oh, sure." She tugged her sweater up so it bundled up just underneath her breasts and bared her very pregnant stomach.
She gasped as his cool hand met her warm stomach and the sound had startled everyone but before Sasuke move his hand away she muttered an annoyed, "Geeze, your hand is freezing" and took his hand in both of hers and rubbed to bring some warmth to it before guiding his hand to the one spot where she felt the twins on the move.
Kakashi looked over the top of his book at the cute picture they made. His gray eye softened and he felt that familiar warmth encompass his heart when he saw his pregnant wife's bared stomach. He loved that stomach of hers.
Kagome looked up and locked her blues on his gray, closed her eyes with a blush and tilted her head a bit to give him a warm and pleased smile.
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The kids were gone and Kakashi and Kagome were standing outside looking at the logs in front of their home with a pensive face.
"You should cut them up." Kagome suggested, nudging him with her elbow.
Kakashi whined, "But I'll have to use chakra."
"Then do it with your hands."
"But that'll take forever."
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"Why don't you do it?" Kakashi simpered, crouching down so he could look up at her with his puppy dog eyes.
Kagome's eye ticked, "I'm pregnant." She said forcibly.
"That's your excuse for everything!"
"Then do you want to help me with the bathroom? While I do the kitchen?" Kagome asked with maximum amount of sugar coated into her voice. It was no big secret that Kakashi hated to be inside the house when she used the cleansers; the smell of it practically burned his nostrils.
He sulked and like a child, scuffed the dirt with his foot. "No, I'll cut up the wood."
Kagome rolled her eyes, but to make the task more bearable she brought him into a slow kiss, nibbling on his bottom lip and soothing it with the pass of her tongue before delving her tongue deeper. Kakashi groaned, tugging her body closer to his and tilted his head to give the kiss a more firm pressure.
Kagome pulled away, a strand of saliva connecting the two before it snapped when she said, "Thank you."
"Mm," Kakashi said with a pleased grumble, "You're welcome."
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Kagome sauntered out, done cleaning the kitchen. She really wanted to clean the bathroom but was too tired so she figured she could invite Kakashi to bed a little early to snuggle up against his warm body.
It was 6 in the evening but there were already orange and purple rays in the sky, casting a limited amount of light on the ground.
Kagome breathed in the fresh air outside and slowly let it out in a sigh. She was leaning up against a beam of wood, content to watch a shirtless Kakashi split through wood with his ninjatou.
She crossed her arms and watched as the muscles on the shoulders bunched together as he raised his ANBU ninjatou in the sky before bringing it down and smoothing his muscles.
There was a sheen of sweat coating his body and her eyes darkened as they followed a droplet of sweat trail down his neck to the small dip of his spine and further down as it disappeared in the waistband of his drawstring pants.
She knew from experience that all she would feel as she trailed a hand down his body was nothing but flesh covered steel. 'Every bit of him. . .' Kagome whispered in her mind and she taunted herself by thinking of other body parts that hardened and felt like flesh covered steel.
Her panties were already wet from the images and she bit her lip to keep in the breathless pants. She was already imagining making welts rise on his back as she clawed his back and nipped his neck, one of his weak spots, as she bucked up into his harsh thrusts.
She couldn't hold in the gasp as her body tingled in arousal, wanting nothing more than Kakashi's touch and Kakashi's body over hers; his mask less face contorting in pleasure and hearing the sounds that their bodies would make, the groans that would tear out of his throat and the bruises that she would make on his butt cheeks with her fingers or the bruises she'd make on the small of his back as she urged him in deeper with the heels of her feet.
Kakashi looked over at the sound and stilled as he took in the near black color of her eyes, the flushed cheeks and the smell of arousal clear in the air. His own eyes darkened in response; he turned and purposefully drew out the sheathing of his sword until he heard that satisfying 'click.'
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End Flashback
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And after that she remembered the countless hours spent in that bed, the smell of sex and the sweat of their bodies as they found completion again and again.
She took a shaky breath as she remember the feel of his body in hers, the hard muscles of his chest and shoulders, the contracting of his abdominal muscles as she ran her hand down and down until his breath hitched when she reached her destination and her hand wrapped around his thick length.
Pakkun had canceled himself out as soon as he smelt the stirring of her scent.
"Kakashii. . ." She whispered, her voice thick with so much want and as if he was summoned with just his name alone, she looked up as she saw his body come into view.
Kagome took in the noticeable bulge in his pants, recognizing it for what it was and her eyes didn't trail much farther as she noticed the sliver of tan skin showing from between his ANBU tank and his low slung, black pajamas, seeing the ridges of his 'V' and the coarse silver hair that disappeared below.
Her mouth parted as she pleaded, "Please."
She was already so wet and ready for him and she said again as she locked her dark blue eyes into his smoldering gray . . .
"Please."
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A/C: And end. Please don't kill me. I value my life and I still haven't finished posting up Outlandish Cries.
The only reason I see Sai calling Kagome, "Kagome-hime" is because I figure that he would start to learn the pros of coming up with more . . .endearing nicknames. And how. . .less hazardous it would be for his life.
But he would still call Sakura, "Hag" just because.
Oh yeah, I've been reading Katekyo Hitman Reborn! and I'm just loving the characters. I love all the babies, especially the Dumb Cow. Yup, I gotta capitalize. I love when he uses the 20 year bazooka, because. . . because wow. But right now, I'm in the arc where they are 10 years in the future and La Mirch is training them. Nooo, Colonnello!!
Umm, we'll just pretend that Sasuke hadn't come back yet and wasn't there at the "engagement picnic" alright?
I like pregnant!Kagome, I really do! And I have to agree, they would make beautiful babies.