Chapter 9

Yffum: Thanks, Bustman those chapters were supposed to be one, but I got carried away writing them and I was busy that night. In the end I decided to split it in two so you wouldn't have to wait any longer. That last chapter wasn't supposed to be that funny either! I just needed a way for them to get on a plane. Now check out this hula dancer all the way from Hawaii!

Psyduck: (Shakes a grass hula skirt around his waist).

Yffum: Wow, I'm surprised you're not getting a headache!

Psyduck: (Pukes all over Hawaiian skirt).

Yffum: Guess I spoke to soon ah?

Pysduck: Hey, I know you! You're the guy that doesn't own any-bleh (barfs).

Yffum: Close enough.

A disoriented flight attendant stood in the head of a plane. She pondered which seat she should respond to first for help: The two in first class, which had only rung her for the first time, but were usually snobs; the one in their regular flight seats and had only rung her once too, but happened to be three months old; or the four in the cargo compartment that were ringing her for the twelfth time and happened to be pokemon.

She took off for the baby.

"Geez, what is taking that lady so long?" Magmar yelled to no one in particular.

Electabuzz sighed. "Maybe she'd be less afraid of you if you weren't such a raving lunatic."

"You know, you might be onto something their." Paras said sarcastically.

"I mean, what kind of flight attendant doesn't give you peanuts? They're the best of all vegetables!" Magmar yelled once more.

Electabuzz and Paras stared at him.

"What?"

"Peanuts aren't vegetables, stupid." Electabuzz said.

"Sorry, fruit."

"They're legumes!" Paras yelled.

"Oh, and I'm supposed to know that?"

"You should know they're not fruit!"

"Yeah, or vegetables!"

Magmar muttered some words under his breath along the lines of "Stupid…nut…peanut…lagoon…thingy…Charles Darwin…monkey…son of a…" Magmar looked at his left arm as if there was a watch there. "That's it, I'm going up to see what's taking so long."

"No!" Electabuzz and Paras yelled in unison.

"What, what's going on?" Dusknoir said jumping out of a huge box filled with gold and jewelry. "I am trying to enjoy first class, but you whippersnappers are ruining it!"

"Dusknoir," Electabuzz said, "were on the cargo compartment of an African Airplane whose normal first class seats are called first class just because you get more than one bathroom token. This is in no way first class!"

"For me it is, so shut you're yapper!"

"What I'd give to see life from that man's eyes." Paras said. Throughout their travels Paras was becoming more and more talkative, Magmar more and more hotheaded, and Dusknoir more and more senior.

"And on that note, I'm going upstairs." Electabuzz ran through the maze of cargo and into the passenger area.

Electabuzz and Paras both looked at each other. "Not good!"

"I said SHUT YOUR YAPPER!"

Magmar ran through the lanes, bumping into frightened passengers. He was happy. These people's annoying voices would get him all fired up for that horrible, sick, twisted flight attendant.

"Mommy, I made poopy…Ohmygosh, it's a Magmar!…Go pokeba…Hey, pokeballs aren't allowed on the plane!…Flight Police Department, you're under arrest…No, not now! I'm bringing my wife our kid home and he's only three months old… tough!"

Magmar finished pushing through the crowd and went through the curtains to the front of the plane. "Excuse me, are you the flight attendant?"

The woman he referred to screamed and ran away.

"Get back here!" Magmar fired a flame thrower poorly at her and missed, hitting the floor instead.

Electabuzz sat calmingly planning out what Magmar would do.

CRASH!

A huge explosion of wood sounded off at the front of the plane.

Electabuzz looked at Paras. "That can't be good." Paras nodded. "We better go check it out. They got up and walked up the stairs.

Hell rolled on in the plane. People were up and running around, screaming. Fire grew everywhere. Magmar realized this was getting out of hand and became worried. All of a sudden he noticed Electabuzz and Paras looking for him.

"Guys, over here!" They ran over there.

"Magmar what were you thinking?" Electabuzz yelled.

"I was thinking I'd get some peanuts!" Magmar yelled back.

"It's okay, we just need to get the flame down." Electabuzz looked around. "Does anybody have some water?"

"I have some." I guy stood u with a bottle of water in his hands.

"First the pokeballs, now liquid? You've gone to far." A man in a police uniform took the guy and his water and threw him off the plane.

"But I bought it on the plaaaaaaaaaaane!"

"Uh, it's okay there's still other stuff to put out the flame." Electabuzz looked around. "There, a fire extinguisher!" He pointed to a red cylinder.

"They have these on planes now?" Magmar asked.

"Oh, shut up!" Electabuzz sprayed out the fire and the screaming slowly went down. "Man, that was a close one!" Out of nowhere a camerupt flew through the plane leaving a gigantic hole. "How is that even possible?"

"Passengers, this is your pilot speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is we're landing immediately."

"Hurray!"

"The bad news is were crash landing."

I kinda liked this one, how about you guys? Wait, don't bother talking to your computer, reviewing is the answer!

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