A Bleach Christmas Disaster Chapter 2: Why me?, a bleach fanfic

Hello again! :D sorry for the late update and I hope you all enjoy this chapter. Sorry if there's any spelling or grammar mistakes :(

I do not own Bleach or Ichigo and Rukia who have hundreds of little babies running around lol.

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"DAMMIT!" Ichigo cussed swinging upside down from the Kurosaki roof by Christmas lights. Meanwhile Isshin was laughing his ass off watching his son from on top of the roof.

"What's going on!?" screamed a concerned Rukia, running out the front door. She stopped in her tracks when she saw the dangling strawberry. She immediately started giggling uncontrollably.

"Having fun Ichi?" she smirked trying to control her laughter.

"Shut up midget and get me down from here!" Ichigo bellowed down at the tiny Shinigami.

"Is that anyway to ask someone for help?" she asked with a fake pout.

"Come on Rukia!" he whimpered with a frown even though it was upside down to Rukia.

"Well, maybe if you were more careful you wouldn't have gotten youself into this situation," she replied crossing her arms over her chest.

"That freak of a father," he pointed up at Isshin who had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard. "PUSHED ME!" Ichigo finished waving his arms around.

" Oh...well, I would help you if I wasn't going meet Nii-sama right now," she comment walking back into the clinic and started putting on her shoes with an amused smile in place.

"WHAT!?" screamed an even more pissed off Ichigo.

"Sorry, strawberry" a chuckling Rukia said walking out the front door.

"Your just going to leave me here!?" Ichigo cried out.

"I'm not heartless Ichigo, I'll get you down when we get back," the raven-haired girl replied with a evil grin.

"BITCH!" cussed the orange-haired teen.

"Bye Ichigo-kun," she waved at him in her fake school girl voice, then started walking down the street.

"RUKIA GET BACK HERE! COME ON! MY HEADS GOING NUMB!" he screamed waving his arms in the air causing himself to swing even more.

"Yo pop! Are you gonna get me down from here!?" He called out to his father whose laughter seemed to have died down.

"Sure thing my boy!" he said in his overly cheery way as he started to untangle Ichigo's legs.

"The Gingerbread cookies are done!" Yuzu announced from the kitchen.

"Yay cookies!" Isshin bellowed leaving his son and started climbing down the ladder.

"What the hell old man!? get me down!" an angry Ichigo demanded.

"Sorry Ichigo, I will after I get some Gingerbread" he replied.

"Your leaving you son dangling from a roof to go get fuckin' cookies?" the shocked Shinigami Representative asked.

"No, you got it all wrong, it's not just any kind of cookie.....it's Gingerbread!" the man said running in the front door.

"DAMMIT!! WHY ME!?"

Rukia watched as the portal that connects Soul Society to the living world opened and two figures walked out.

"Hello Nii-sama" she said to her adopted big brother.

"Rukia" he replied with one gift in his hands.

"Hi Rukia!" the other person said. It was hard to tell who the person was; he was carrying a large amount of presents in his arms that rose up past his head.

Rukia knew that voice "Renji....?" Renji stuck his head out from behind the mountain of gifts with a big goofy smile. Rukia smiled back at her childhood friend.

"Hey Renji....are all those gifts from you...?" she asked curiously

"Nope some from me and some from the Captain..." he trailed off knowing she understood he got stuck with caring everything. She smirked at him. Then randomly Byakuya started walking pass her.

"Nii....sama?" she questioned.

"We must go to Urahara's and get Gigias..." with that he flash stepped out of sight. The remaining two people sighed.

"Want some help Renji?" she asked walking in front of him.

"Yeah, thanks" the tall red-head replied handing her some of the gifts. With that they both started walking towards Urahara's small shop.

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"Urahara!" Rukia called out as the three of them walked into the shop. they heard foot steps and soon a blonde-haired man with a green hat came walking into the room.

"Oh! Look at this we have customers! How may I help you?" Urahara sang pulling out his fan.

"Kiskue Urahara we need Gigias" Byakuya stated in his usual cold voice.

"Yes, yes...right this way captain and vice captain" the shop keeper said as he walked into some room in his shop, Byakuya and Renji, (Renji putting down the great amount of gifts first) followed.

Rukia walked around the shop looking at the new trinkets, while her brother and Renji were getting their Gigais. She noticed there was a lot of Christmas things for sale. She walked over to the Manga section and started reading a random one while she waited.

"Lady and......lady...I'm proud to introduce you to the new and improved BYAKUYA-SAN AND FREELOADER-KUN" sang Urahara as he walked back into the room dragging Byakuya and Renji by their collars. Renji was wearing a blue and red T-shirt with a black hoody over it. He also had on black jeans with black and white basketball shoes. Unsurprisingly he had a bandanna around his head. Byakuya had on an almost turtleneck shirt with a zipped up sweater-like jacket over it. He had the collar of the jacket popped up. His Kenseikan were out of his hair so his long bangs hung over one of his eye, but there was a opening in them for him to fully see. The captain also had on black jeans with a black and blue belt. Lastly he had on black sneakers.

"Don't touch me" Byakuya nearly growled at the shop keeper. Urahara immediately let go of their collars and backed away slowly smiling. Rukia had to say that they look normal in their new outfits.

"So Freeloader-kun will you be staying with us?" Urahara asked Renji from behind his fan. Just the thought of his last stay with the hat wearing man and his "family" made him eyes grow wide in fear.

"Ummm I d-don't th-think so...I-I'll ask the s-strawberry or somethin'...." he answered as he laughed nervelessly. The blonde man nodded.

"Well we better get going," Rukia announced.

"Put the payment on my tab," Byakuya muttered following his vice captain and little sister out of the shop.

"Rukia aren't ya cold?" Renji asked noticing she was wearing a dress with long socks in December.

"A little I'll just ask Ichigo to take me to the mall tomorrow."

"You only own dresses?"

"No, fool, dresses and skirts," she replied smiling up at the red-head. Renji couldn't help smiling back.

"Where are we going?" the cold voice of Byakuya broke in.

"To Ichigo's house...we're almost there," Renji replied. The clinic was in view, they could also see something orange......right below...the roof...

"Oh shit Ichigo!" Rukia yelled handing Renji the gifts she was carrying and ran towards the clinic. She stoped in front of his dangling form. He's face is bright red most likely from all the blood going to his head and he looked sick. He glared at her with his arms crossed over his chest.

"I'm not heartless Ichigo, I'll get you down when we get back," Ichigo mocks in a high-pitched voice.

"I'm sorry Ichigo, I didn't know we would be gone for so long...." she said feeling guilty as all hell.

"Just get me down!" He hissed. She jumps up on the roof and starts to untangle his legs.

"Almost got it-" she was cut off by Ichigo's legs becoming free and the teen falling into a bush down on the ground.

"Ichigo are you ok?!" she bellows jumping down to the ground.

"Oh I'm just FUCKING SUPER!!" he screams jumping out of the bush with leaves in his orange locks.

"What's going on here?" Byakuya asked walking up to the two Shinigami.

"Nothing much just that your sister left me dangling from the fuckin' roof for a hour!" Ichigo hissed at the man. Muffled laughs could be heard from behind the tower of presents Renji was carrying.

"I said I was sorry Ichigo..." Rukia muttered looking at her feet.

"UGH Rukia you should of just got me down before you left but noooooo you just had to be a fuckin' bitch cus that's just the way you are!" he screamed at her.

"Don't yell at me baka! I said I was sorry so get over it!" she hissed kicking him in the shin.

"Oww!" he yelled then glared at the short girl in front of him.

"Whatever Rukia.." he muttered walking into the house.

"Ichigo wait!" Rukia whined running after him. Renji and Byakuya looked at each other unsure of what to do now. Renji shrugged then they followed the two into the house.

"Merry Christmas-" Isshin's face came in contact with Ichigo's fist.

"That's for pushing me off the fuckin' roof then forgetting about me old man!" Ichigo screamed as he stomped upstairs.

"OI! Ichigo!" Rukia called following him.

"Ummm..." Renji muttered seeing who he assumed to be Ichigo's father on the ground.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" screamed Isshin jumping off the ground as if he never got punched by his son.

"Kurosaki Isshin," Byakuya glared at the man.

"Hello Byakuya-kun," Ichigo's dad said waving at Byakuya.

"Byakuya-kun...?" asked a now snickering Renji.

"Shut up" Byakuya growled at the two men.

"Ok Byakuya-kun, oh and Renji-kun you can put those gifts over there..." the man said pointing at a chair in the living room.

"Ichigo why are you overreacting?" Rukia asked the teen that was laying on his bed with a pillow over his face. The boy sat up to look at the girl standing beside his bed.

"I'm not I just have a headache and I don't want to fight with you...." he muttered scratching his head.

"Oh..." she said looking at her feet.

"Hey midget don't be all PMSing" he teased.

"Shut up!" she barked. He laughed and smiled at her reaction.

"Well lets go see what the others are doing..." he said standing up and walking out of the room.

"Gingerbread?" Byakuya asked little Yuzu.

"Hai they're really good" she said handing him one.

"So your Rukia-chan's nii-san?" Karen asked Byakuya who was sitting on the couch staring at the cookie he was just given.

"Hai" he replied taking a bit out of the cookie. His eyes widened slightly.

"This is good" he commented.

"Thanks" Yuzu said smiling walking back into the kitchen.

"Renji!" the captain yelled into the kitchen. Renji came running out with a spoon full of cookie dough in his mouth.

"Hmm?"

"Try this" Byakuya commanded handing the red-head a Gingerbread cookie. Renji nodded and took the cookie out of his captain's hand, pulled the spoon out of his mouth and stuffed the cookie in.

"iww gwood" he commented with his mouth full. Byakuya nodded.

"So who are you carret-top?" Karin asked.

"Renji Abari"

"I already know your name dumb ass I mean how do you know Ichi-nii and Rukia?"

"Oh...I'v known Rukia sense we were kids and Rukia became Strawberry's friend so yeahhh...." he answered scratching his head.

"Oh" the black-haired twin replied boredly.

"Byakuya-kun, Yuzu wants you in the kitchen!" Isshin screamed running behind him and poked him in the back of the head. The man turned around ready to deck the annoying fool, but he was already gone. Byakuya blinked a few times then slowly got up and made his way to the kitchen.

"What are ya doing goat chin?' Karen asked looking at her father on a step stool, tapping something to the wall over the hallway to the stairs.

"You will see soon..." he replied mysterically as he got off the stool, grabbed it a ran into the other room. Karom looked up, her bored look turning into a smirk as she turned her head back towards the T.V. soon she could hear foot steps coming down the steps.

"FREEZE!" screamed Isshin at his son and... 'third daughter' the two froze at the bottom of the stairs.

"What...?" A confused Ichigo asked. Isshin just replied by pointing up. Ichigo looked up and saw a mistletoe hanging above their heads. Ichigo blushed and looked down at a very confused Rukia.

"What's that...?'' she mumbled.

"It's a Mistletoe Rukia-chan...when two people are under it they gotta kiss" He answered with a perverted smile. Rukia's eyes widened as she looked at Ichigo who looked like a deer in headlights.

"B-but Byakuya's here...I don't feel like d-dieing today...." Ichigo mumbled.

"I told Yuzu to keep him in the kitchen for a while...so hurry up" he said pulling out a camera.

"I'm not ganna if you guys are here!" he yelled pointing a finger at the three people in the room.

"Stop being a baby...be a man! Kiss her son!" he whispered tring to keep his voice down. Ichigo glared at his dad.

"put the camera away and I will" that comment made Isshin pout.

"But I wanna blow it up to the size of the poster of your mother and put in your room!!!" he whined. Ichigo eyes widened.

"You crazy freak, no!" Ichigo hissed.

"Just do it before Byakuya-kun comes back!" Isshin loudly whispered....if that's even possible.

"Fine!" The strawberry barked. he looked down at Rukia.

"Ummmm" he muttered scratching his head. Out of no where Rukia punched him in the stomach, he curred as he dubbled over.

"What the fuc-" he was cut off by Rukia's lips crashing to his, his eyes widened as he felt her lips moving against his. When she pulled away she had a smirk on her pretty face.

"You take to long foo-" her eyes widened as she felt Ichigo's lips on hers. She smirked as she kissed him back.

"BYAKUYA-KUN'S COMING!!!" Isshin screamed. The two's eyes widened and they immediately pulled a part breathing heavy.

Oh my god will Byakuya kill Ichigo for kissing Rukia....? Will he even find out? How will life with Rukia's overprotective brother be like for Ichigo? What will Renji do? Will I ever get any candy?! *hungry* Oh and on a random note...is this how you spell Gigias? .

I already have an idea for the next chap. It should up in about 1-3 days... again I'm sorry it took so long updating, pwease don't be mad at me. *hands you all a Ichigo shaped Gingerbread Cookies* ^^

Please review :D oh and if you could please look at my other fic. I'm kinda having writer's block with that story so requests would help. DX

-IchiRukiaObsessed