Here's the next chapter! :D hope you enjoy. Sorry about any grammar mistakes. Oh and to the people that want to know how I exploded my microwave: I put the pizza in on high for 30minutest by accident when it was supposed to be for like 10 o.o and I walked out of the room and I started to smell smoke and when I walked back into the kitchen my microwave was on fire O_O and when I was getting the fire extinguisher...it really exploded. And that's how I got grounded XD
I do not own Bleach.....sadly. :( but I do own copies of the manga Vols. 16-25 XD
Spoilers in this chapter if you don't know about Ichigo's father!
As everyone was sitting down at the dinning room table Ichigo started snickering. "I can't believe your brother fell for that," he whispered in Rukia's ear. Rukia had a very strong urge to punch the orange-headed-boy; but decided not to because it wasn't "lady like" and would most likely result in getting lectured by her Nii-sama later.
"Just be happy that your father saved your ass, or Nii-sama would probably being going bankai on it right now," she whispered with a fake smile. Ichigo cringes and the thought.
"Nii-sama how did you manage to take a vacation?" Rukia asks looking at her plate.
"After Aizen was killed there hasn't been much going on in the Seireitei so this trip was approved by the Captain-Commander," he answers in his emotionless tone.
"What's wrong Rukia? Not happy to see up?" Renji asked with a smirk. "Or is it because you wanted to continue making o-OWWW!" he finished with a scream of pain as someone kicked him from under the table.
"Making what?" Byakuya asked with a slight raise of an eyebrow. Rukia and Ichigo sent Renji a death glare that clearly said "Fix it or get ready to die."
"Ummmm....cookies..." Renji answered with a scared expression.
"What's with this family and cookies?" Byakuya sighed.
"COOKIES EQUAL SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS!" Isshin screamed randomly.
"Fool. Why don't you think before you speak maybe then you wont end up looking like a moron," Byakuya said turning slightly in his chair to glare at the idiotic man.
"What are you implying?" the man asked with a raised eyebrow.
"That your a moron," Ichigo answered.
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU!" the man screamed jumping up out of his chair.
"I DON'T CARE! I'M JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS!" Ichigo screamed back, standing up as well.
"FOOL, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!" the father screamed back
"DON'T CALL ME A FOOL!"
"Ohhhhh I get it that's Rukia-chan's pet name for you riiiight!???"
"Shut up old man!" Ichigo growled.
Isshin busted out into laughter "You didn't deny it!" He said between laughs.
"SHUT UP!" The red-faced Strawberry bellowed.
"Oh Rukia-chan, please turn my son into a man!" the laughing man said jumping over to Rukia's side.
"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU PERVERT OF A DAD!"
"MAYBE IF YOU LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A MOVES, I WOULDN'T GET INVOLVED!"
"Shut up!" this time it wasn't Ichigo that screamed, it was Byakuya. Everyone stopped what they were doing and slowly looked over a Byakuya.
"You people are impossible.I'm getting a migraine. Just stop this idiotic behavior, "the noble said in his cold voice as his eye twitched. With that said, the two men sat back down and everyone continued eating.
"Byakuya, how do you know my maniac of a father?" Ichigo finally asked, not liking the tension in the air.
"He is a former-" Isshin tackled Byakuya to the ground before the man could finish his sentence.
"Sssssshhh" the man shushed.
"What are you doing Kurosaki!? the noble hissed standing up, kicking Isshin in the stomach.
"Kurosaki Ichigo, take out you Substitute Death God License," Byakuya ordered.
"...OK" after Ichigo pulled out the badge he tossed to to the captain. Isshin had just stood up and was about to re tackle Byakuya from behind, when the noble spun around and pressed the license to the man's chest. Isshin was then pushed out of his body and had on what looked to be captain's robes.
"............WHAT!? YOUR A DEATH GOD!?" Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, and Karin screamed together.
"........Screw you Byakuya-kun" Issin hissed looking at the noble.
"Daddy!? What's wrong with daddy!? Is he dead?! What did Byakuya-san do?!" Yuzu ranted as she ran over to Isshin's body.
"Don't worry Yuzu, dad's fine." Ichigo said glaring at his father.
"But-"
"Come on Yuzu, lets go get ready for bed," Karin intervened leading her twin up the stairs. When the girl's room door shut, Ichigo turned to his father and barked,
"Explain."
"Well....where to start..."Isshin mumbled scratching his chin.
"What division were you in Mr. Kurosaki?" Rukia curiously asked.
"Awww, Rukia I told you to call me daddy-"
"Answer the question!" Ichigo growled, fed up.
"OK, OK... My division was the Zero Division." When the man was met with blank stares (besides Byakuya) he continued,
"The Zero Division is the Royal Guard..... they are located in the realm of the King of the Soul Society.... if you recall, this realm is Aizen's intended destination...upon which arriving he plans to kill the king and sit atop the worlds thrown. Understood?" The group nodded.
"I came to the Living World on a mission one day. Soon after, I met Ichigo's mother..." The man's face broke out into a perverted smile. "Then we made little Ichigo" he said patting his son on the head. Ichigo slapped his hand away and asked,
"So you were kicked out of this...Royal Guard?"
"Not exactly...I had a chose: To leave you and Masaki or leave the Zero Division."
"......You chose to stay with us..." Ichigo muttered
"Of course! how could I even think about leaving you and your mother! At the time, the most important people in my world?!" Isshin answered as if Ichigo was a complete dumb ass for not seeing it.
"I know that! I was just thinking out loud!?" Ichigo replied.
"Well...now that everyone knows" the ex-captain sent a glare to Byakuya who was currently sitting on the couch looking bored. "Lets all head to bed..." Isshin reentered his body then continued, "We have lots to do tomorrow."
"What kinda things?" Renji asked feeling left out.
"Lots...like we're gonna go cut down a Christmas Tree! and finish decorating the house because...'somebody' pulled down all the lights."
"If you didn't push me off the roof it wouldn't of happened!" The strawberry screamed.
"The details aren't important. Now everyone, BED!" The hyper man ordered.
"....Where do we sleep?" Renji asked unsure. Isshin started to think, then ran upstairs. When he came back down he had blankets and pillows in his arms. He tossed them on the couch and chair.
"There ya go," he said with a smile.
"Fine by me," Renji said jumping over the back of the couch, landing in a comfortable position.
"No," Byakuya stated unemotionally.
"Why not!?" Isshin whined.
"Number one: I have no night wear. Number two: I'm a noble and there is no way in hell I'm sleeping on a dingy old couch."
"Number one: We will lend you mine or Ichigo's pj's number two: That is no other place for you to sleep," Isshin answered in a mocking tone.
"No way in hell will I let either of them wear my clothes!" Ichigo was ignored as the two men continued their discussion.
"Or you could sleep 'natural' if the close don't fit your taste."
"You would like that, wouldn't you?" Byakuya commented with narrow eyes.
"Don't get full of yourself Byakuya-kun, I was only brain storming ideas" Isshin replied with a blank look.
"Sigh....very well we will borrow night close for tonight, then get some of our own tomorrow....but I get the couch" this last part made Renji pout as he moved over to the pull-out chair.
"Good, I'll go get you some clothes.....Ichigo, Rukia, goodnight," Isshin said walking up the stairs.
"Yeah yeah." Ichigo mumbled walking upstairs as well.
"Night Nii-sama, Renji," Rukia called following Ichigo.
"Ichigo what are you doing?" asked Rukia, as she watched him fiddling in the hallway closet.
"Getting more blankets, it's supposed to snow tonight and I don't feel like freezing my ass off," he replied dragging a pile of blankets into his room.
"Well I don't have to worry about that," she smirked sitting on the foot of his bed.
"Way's that?" Ichigo mumbled searching through he dresser.
"My Zanpakuto is snow and ice, I'm amened," she answered in a cocky tone.
"Good for you," Ichigo sighed.
"Your boring," She muttered.
"Your annoying,"
"Nope, I'm Rukia," she said with a smile. Ichigo started to laugh at the randomness of here reply.
"Wow," me manged to say through his laughter. This made Rukia laugh. They continued to laugh until Ichigo walked over to Rukia and bend down in front of her.
"Ichigo, what-"
"Shhh," he whispered as he leaned forward and brushed his lips agents hers. When he pulled away he couldn't help but smirk at the dazed look on Rukia's face. He turned and walked over to his desk, picked up the pj's he just picked out, and walked out his door and into the bathroom.
Sorry that the last part was kinda corny :( OK well....I ended it here because I didn't know where to go with this.........ideas are welcomed for the next chapter I won't be able to write the next chap. until someone helps me tell me what you want to happen in the next chapter and we'll see where it takes me. :D By the way, about Isshin's past; it's never said what his background is so the whole Zero Division, I made up, but I think it works, so tell me what you think :3
- IchiRuki-Obsessed