Please Move this Fanfic to Cartoon X-Overs Please?
Disclaimer: I Do not own the Alter Ego Concept, WarioWare, Momoka, Weirdies, Metroid or Spongebob. I Just Own Myself
Commercial 1: Decade (I'm Writing a weirdies fanfic with deleted scenes)
(Kat and Ana are Putting the Finishing touches on a Snowman Shaped Like Spax while another one Like him, only more complete, is in front of them, they never pay attention to it.)
Snow Spax 2: Beep! Happy Holidays, Gamer Fans. Snow Spax's Phone Here. Snow Spax Doesn't have PWNAGE, so no bars here in Chestnut City. so, about that Call about the Doofensmertz Hula-Hoop Age Accelerator-Inator that Ages People's Bodies, IQ and Memories 10 years when you spend 30 minutes inside, You know, the One that will Turn me into a Big Puddle of buttons and Carrot Sticks, Heh-Heh. Well, Call all you like, I'm Gonna Watch the ninja girls' last moments of childh-(Cut off By Radiant light that Melted Snow Spax 1 and Aged Kat and Ana into their Teen years. Kat has her hair down while Ana Has it in a Ponytail, Both are wearing High School Uniforms. Glasses appear on Kat's Face)
Life comes at you fast.
Momoka: Huh?
Kat: Have you seen Jess?
Ana: She's been our Friend for Nearly Ten years now and...
Snow Spax's Phone: Oh, Well. Thanks for stacking Me High and Tight, Ladies. See Ya Next year, Right?
So Hit it PWNAGE Fast.
Snow Spax's Phone: (Panic-y Tone) Right?!?
Switch to the Network with Transdimentional Coverage, PWNAGE: More Bars in More Dimentions
Commercial 2: Perch and Samus (A/N: This is Gonna Be a 3 Commercial Series)
(Perch Perkins is looking at his Reflection in the window of the Newsboat)
Perch: Lookin' Good, Perch Perkins.
(Enter Perch Perkins' Phone)
Perch's Phone: Beep. Good evening, Perch Perkins' Phone Here reporting Live from the Spaceship of Samus Aran. Perch and the Rest of the Action News Team don't Have PWNAGE. Which means No bars in the outskirts of Bikini Bottom. So we didn't get that call about how Samus hates how Nickelodeon is Today, Especially the Spongebob Squarepants Show, Which is Here instead of way out there in the cosmos.
Samus: SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!
Life comes at you fast.
Perch's Phone: It appears Spongebob Got Caught Raiding her Underwear Dware so she's most likely to fire an Ion Cannon, I'm Perch Perkins and I'm about to be the news. (Thumbs up as Perch and the Rest of the Action News Team are Obliterated. Fuzzy Images and Junk Happen as the Transmition Ends)
So Hit it PWNAGE Fast.
Switch to the Network with Transdimentional Coverage, PWNAGE: More Bars in More Dimentions
Commercial 3: New Meat (Part 2 of the Comercial Series)
(Spongebob and Patrick are Climbing into Samus' Bedroom)
Spongebob's Phone: Beep! Congradulations, Aang! Spongebob's Phone here! Welcome aboard the S.S. Nicktoons! That means you'll be Joining Tak, Zim, Danny, Jimmy and Timmy on the adventure of a lifetime. I Know you defeated Firelord Ozai, But this is More Important! All the Dimentions are Hanging in the Balance! You're gonna Replace Spongebob! Why? Because He's a barnicle brain. He doesn't have PWNAGE, Which means no bars in the outskirts of Bikini Bottom? (The Two start Raiding Samus' Panties) So I won't be getting that call about how Samus hates the direction Nickelodeon is going these days, including Spongebob's Recent adventures.
(Enter Samus)
Life comes at you fast.
Samus: SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!! (Charges up a Lazer)
Spongebob's Phone: Anyways, Congradulations! Let's hope Ozai get his bending back Via something Other than Mawgu energy, otherwise, we may be looking at a new member of the Evil syndicate here!
So Hit it PWNAGE Fast.
(Enter Mr. Krabs, holding Gold and other Currencies)
Mr. Krabs: Samus is a Girl? (Ka-Blam! He, Spongebob and Patrick are Obliterated by a Lazer)
Switch to the Network with Transdimentional Coverage, PWNAGE: More Bars in More Dimentions
Commercial 4: Samus is a Girl? (Funny Last one of the 3 Part Series)
(Mr. Krabs is taking some space Curency when another Mr. Krabs shows up)
Mr. Krabs' Phone: Beep. this is Eugene Krabs' Phone. Eugene Doesn't have PWNAGE so no bars here in Samus' Spaceship. I Didn't get the call that Samus hated how Nickelodeon was doing recently, especially the adventures spongebob was having. Heck, He even Missed the Call that Samus was a lass...
Samus: SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!
Life comes at you fast.
Mr. Krabs' Phone: Eugene! Don't it's too Dangerous!!! Ah, well. looks like blandy's gonna own the krusty krab again, scence she's gonna sell it for Diamonds and Gemstones. See ya in Davy Jones' Locker!
(Mr. Krabs, holding the loot he stole, walked to Spongebob)
So Hit it PWNAGE Fast.
Mr. Krabs: Samus is a Girl? (Ka-Blam! He, Spongebob and Patrick are Obliterated by a Lazer)
Switch to the Network with Transdimentional Coverage, PWNAGE: More Bars in More Dimentions
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