Scene Four
(JOAN is walking home from school. The wind begins to pick up just as RYAN comes into view)
JOAN: Oh God…
RYAN: Oh, hello Joan.
JOAN: Get away from me.
RYAN: Come on now Joan, I'm not a bad guy.
JOAN: I know what you did.
RYAN: Really? So tell me what did I do?
JOAN: You burnt down the synagogue!
RYAN: And what proof do you have?
JOAN: er…
RYAN: You don't have any…and that's because I didn't do it. Joan, just because you don't like me, doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
(RYAN walks past her, the wind gusting behind him)
JOAN: (Calling after him) And seriously, what's with the wind?
(RYAN then waves his hand in the air and it begins to down pour.)
JOAN: JESUS CHRIST
CUTE BOY GOD: He's not coming yet, Joan.
JOAN: What?
CUTE BOY GOD: My son. He's not coming back yet…well technically it was me, but really only I understand the concept of the Trinity.
JOAN: I didn't mean that.
CUTE BOY GOD: Then why did you say his name?
JOAN: Because I was using your name in vein.
CUTE BOY GOD: I know, anyways, I want you to make your confirmation.
JOAN: I thought that was my mom's thing.
CUTE BOY GOD: It is, I want you to make it too. You're going to be defending your faith soon, on a larger level than ever before, and I want you to know what it is that you believe in, and do not believe in.
JOAN: Why did you choose me?
CUTE BOY GOD: Cause I felt like it. Go to St. Matthew's Church and sign up for Confirmation classes.