OMG! You Guys actually reviewed my story! I feel so special… anyway, thanks for reviews, and I will take the advice… Longer chapters… Now Neji/Gaara and no more bold print unless outside story…also, this chapter we find out who Kyuubi's Boyfriend is…WHOOO!!! Any flames will be used to make my pasta guys remember this…

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Chapter two: The Dobe, the bastard, the dog, and a pink haired bitch…

Pearly white skin, beautiful black orbs filled with a hint of amusement, a perfect sized nose, full, pale lips dusted pink, silky black and bluish hair. One word, Hot… Thought Naruto as he continued to eye rape Sasuke. Sasuke doing the same.

Nice tanned smooth skin, cute little whisker marks, big light blues eyes that gleam with mischief, soft, shiny blonde hair, a tiny nose, full rosy lips,, and chubby cheeks, the perfect uke. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) One word: MINE! Thought Sasuke. Eventually, Naruto realized something…

"Hey, I'm not a dobe you TEME!" yelled out Naruto as he pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke.

"Hn, your right, you're an urasuratonkachi too…" Declared Sasuke with poorly hidden mirth in his voice.

"Hey, you take that back you teme, or I will hurt you!" yelled out Naruto as he flailed his arms around like a retarded chicken. Sasuke just simply walked toward the school, with an amused smirk on his face.

"Teme, turn around NOW!" with this said Naruto took his cup ramen and chucked at Sasuke's hair. Sasuke moves his arm up to the back of his head and catches ramen, mission failed. He looks back at Naruto and throws the ramen in the street, only to be crushed by a sixteen-wheeler, which ironically is a ramen truck. (LOL) Sasuke then takes his leave and walks off to school. Naruto pales, his eyes widen, and his bottom lip trembles. Thank god that Teme left already, I don't want him to see this.

"No, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My RAMEN WHY!! WHY!! KAMI WHY!!" Naruto sobs out and crumples to his knees, distressed over the loss of his extra spicy miso ramen. Five minutes pass, Naruto gets back up off his knees, and sulks while riding his skateboard to hell. Not before saying a prayer for his dearly departed ramen, of course…

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"You're a little late today, why are you Itachi?" Purrs out Kyuubi as Itachi wraps his arms around Kyuubi's waist.

"Hn, my otouto was sulking while staring at his fruit loops, when he left I ate the rest." Said Itachi, not noticing Kyuubi's sweatdrop.

"Oh, so you taste fruity today, you know how much I love sweets" Kyuubi huskily whispers and licks his lips. Itachi pulls up Kyuubi's face for a lip lock. He pushes past Kyuubi's lips and his tongue slowly taunts the others to come out and play. The other obeys and soon they both are making out slowly, hands running up and burning hot skin. Slowly, they break apart panting for two reasons, one being need of oxygen, and the other because of the huge bulges in their pants.

"(pant) Want to (pant) take this to the bedroom (pant, pant)" questioned Kyuubi with red cheeks and a boner, already knowing the answer. No, there never is a bedroom time Itachi just pounced on him. (A/N; sorry, Lemon next chapter my mom is still awake... O.o)

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"Wow, this place is huge, I wonder what real classes are like." Naruto thought out loud to himself. He looked around at the school before him. "KONOHA HIGH SCHOOL" read the giant words engraved into the marble sign in front of him. The school itself is huge and has many students wandering the grassy front of it. The building looks very clean and is made of a pale red brick, with shiny windows and polished marble steps. Naruto starts looking around for people who have potential to become his friends. He looks around for a few minutes and pauses, and then grins widely. Under a tree not to far from where Naruto is, a boy with shaggy brown hair and a puppy is grinning crazily and waving him over (A/N: Guess who…). He runs over to the shaded area and sits down on his legs. The boy's puppy yips happily showing Naruto that he approves. The boys both simultaneously scratch the backs of their heads.

"Hey dude, I'm Inuzuka Kiba, I like pranks, skateboarding, steak, and music. This dog is my puppy Akamaru. Naruto looks over at Akamaru; he's a fluffy little dog with floppy ears and a human like grin.

"Ohayo, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and I'm new here, I like ramen, pranks, skateboarding, and music. This is my skateboard." Naruto states happily.

"Wow, we have a lot in common, we'll be good friends. Would you like me to tell you ALL about Konoha High?" Kiba questions.

"Sure, it would be nice of you, thanks." Naruto finishes with a grin.

"Okay so this is how it goes down, over there are the popular kids, few are nice and the other are just asswipes." Naruto looks over to where Kibas finger is pointing. He spots a group of kids, all wearing very expensive clothing. First he sees a boy with long brown tied in a ponytail, a scowl on his face and the strangest, grayest eyes he's ever seen. Next to this boy is shy looking girl. Her midnight blue hair frames her blushing face and her fingers prod at each other. She also has the same eyes. Maybe there related? He moves on to the next face, and sees a girl with long pale blonde hair tied back in a high ponytail, and the palest blue shade of eyes he ever saw. He can hear her yelling at another girl. This one has odd pink hair, and a pair of sea green eyes. Just by her movements he could tell she thought who she was. EW. Next he saw two more girls, both with unusual hair. One with sandy blonde hair, the other with two high up buns. They seem like the tomboys of the group. Then, two odd looking boys as well. One with bright red hair, TOO much eyeliner applied, and the kanji for love written on the side of his forehead. His expression bored as he moves to sits in the gray eyed boys lap. Hm, they're together huh? Not a bad couple. Then he spots a boy who looks a lot like that sexy teme he saw. His skin almost computer paper color, dark black eyes, a small smile, and is that a drawing of a penis? Whoa, WEIRD. As Kiba explained the other groups Naruto listened, and the dog boy finished his explanation when the school bell rang. Naruto and Kiba picked up their book bags, and Kiba stuffed his dog into his baggy grey hoodie. (A/N: same pants and shoes as Naruto…see chapter one)

"Wow, they let you bring Akamaru into the school?" Naruto questioned. Kiba grinned and replied.

"Yep, after I got my mom to yell about it!" Kiba stated.

"Hey Kiba, am I in your classes?" Naruto asked worriedly. He just made a friend; he doesn't want to be separated. Kiba took Narutos schedule and his own In hand, and read each. He grinned again and showed Naruto who grinned back.

Konoha High School Class 913

Homeroom- Hatake Kakashi.

First- English Umino Iruka

Second- Chemistry Hebi Orochimaru

Third- Math Hatake Kakashi

Fourth- Gym Maito Gai

Fifth-LUNCH

Sixth- Social Studies Mitarashi Anko

Seventh- Art Sarutobi Asuma

Eighth- Free time

"YEAH, we got ALL the same CLASSES! WHOO!" Yelled Kiba and Naruto in unison as they high fived.

"Off to class we shall GO!" Yelled Naruto as he and Kiba walked to homeroom.

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Naruto and Kiba stood outside the homeroom before entering to see kids sitting on desks talking to each other, no sensei seen.

"Hey Kiba, where's sensei?" asked Naruto as they sat in the back seats. Kiba looked over from patting Akamaru and answered.

"Don't worry, he is ALWAYS late, and reads what we believe to be a porn book." Kiba stated scratching the back of his head.

"That's…strange, but I love weird things!" Naruto announced loudly. The pink haired girl looked over at him and looked down on him instantly.

"EW, can you shut up, you fucking loser!" Yelled out the pink haired rat as she flipped her hair. Kiba rolled his eyes and yelled at her.

"Sakura, can you SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Akamaru growled in agreement. Naruto thought for a second…Sakura huh? Fitting in a way, but she is no fucking sweet, pink cherry blossom. Said girl rolled her own eyes, turned around and watched as someone entered the classroom. She immediately jumped from her seat blushing and latched herself onto someone's arm.

"SASUKE-KUN!" She squealed out. Naruto looked over and saw it was the same teme from this morning. Suddenly, memories of his dearly departed ramen came to mind. He got up from his seat, and pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke for a second time.

"TEME!"

Hn. DOBE….

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END CHAPTER

WHOOP!! Second chapter up GUYS! I feel accomplished. Review please and I shall write more…. If you want that Lemon you must tell me!

VOCABULARY

Dobe- Dead last

Urasuratonkachi- Dumb ass

Teme- Bastard or a rude way to say "You"

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!