Well, I'm finally done. This is the last chapter to Crazy CHYKN (starts to sob) Ooh, why does it all have to end?! . . . . Hey, wait a minute! I'm writing a sequel to this! So there's no need to cry! New Year's the time when I'll probably be releasing that story, so be looking out for it!

Day 31 in the Seal

"Twinkle twinkle dumb Phoby

How I want to kick your butt

Up and out of Candracar

And defiantly out of our hair

Twinkle, twinkle dumb Phoby

How I want to kick your butt," sang the very insane former guardians.

"Oh, put a sock in it!" Elyon exclaimed, at just about her wits end.

Kadma picked the perfect moment to be Miss Smart-Aleck. "I don't have a sock. Only tights."

Nerissa rolled her green eyes. "Then rip the foot part of your tights off and stick that in your mouth."

Halinor chimed in. "I have a better idea!" She took off her shoe, floated up, and stuck forcefully stuck her foot into Kadma's mouth. "See?" she said, obviously impressed. "Pure genius! Hey quit drooling on my foot!" Halinor looked down in disgust at Kadma.

Kadma only said, "Mmmmmm."

Halinor leaned in a bit. "What?"

"Mmmmmmm."

Halinor shook her head. "I can't understand you. What?"

Elyon suddenly snagged Halinor's ankle and pulled her foot out of Kadma's mouth. "Get your foot out of her mouth. You're being ridiculous."

Halinor smiled innocently. "But Elyon, ridiculous is my middle name."

Nerissa leaned over and whispered to Cassidy, "Talk about putting sticking your foot in your mouth."

Moments later, Elyon floated alone, head bowed, praying, "Dear God, I promise to be good from now on. I'll go to church every week, I'll volunteer . . . Just please shut these idiots up and get me out of here!!!"

Suddenly, there was a tremdious shudder in the Seal, followed by an huge boom!

Nerissa screamed, "Hey! What was that?"

Cassidy flew in circles, screaming, "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! We're under attack!"

Halinor joined in by hollering, "The British are coming! The British are coming!!!"

"You're a little late, Paul Revere!" Kadma snapped.

Yan Lin didn't help the situation much, because she cried, "We're gonna die!"

"But I'm too young to die!" Air Yan Lin complained.

Cassidy nodded in agreement. "I've died once, and it was not fun! I don't want to die again!"

Elyon switched into leader mood by saying, "Calm down, everyone. No one's going to die." She paused and murmured, "I hope."

Kadma suddenly demanded, "Then what's shaking us? I demand to know!"

The entire place began to shake and tremble with force, sending everyone swirling in opposite directions. And of course, Cassidy loved it. "Waaa-whoo!!! This is totally awesome! Do it again, do it again!"

Halinor was shaking her head urgently. "No, no, no! I'm getting sea sick."

Yan Lin stopped in mid spin and barked, "Halinor, we're not out in sea. How can you be sea sick when there's no sea?"

Halinor threw up her hands in frustration. "Okay, okay! Motion-sickness. Happy now?"

Yan Lin nodded. "Very."

The Seal jolted again, and everyone went back to screaming.

Cassidy screamed, and collided headfirst into Halinor, who was also screaming.

Kadma, Nerissa, Yan Lin and Air Lin slam into each other as well.

And Elyon? She goes swirling out of control.

When the Seal settled down finally, Cassidy looked up first, rubbing her head. "Oooh . . . my head. What happened?"

Elyon looked up, surveying the surface. Was it her imagination . . . or were there flashes of the outside world on the Seal. "What going on?"

Nerissa's eyes narrowed, and her face screamed 'totally serious'. "Whatever's happening, it can't be good. Halinor, can you try contacting Taranee?"

Halinor nodded, then touched her temples and closed her eyes. "I'm already on it."

Elyon blinked in surprise at the total serious nature that enveloped the Seal suddenly. What? They're normal! No more insanity! I'm free! Now to focus on getting out of here. Look out, Phobos. Here we come.

Sigh, well, that's it for the insanity. This is where I end my story. You know the rest. The former Guardians contact Taranee, then Cedric eats Phobos, CHYKN and Elyon hold off Cedric, la-di-da-di-da, you get the picture. Until we meet again, my fellow crazies, fair well!!!!