Naruto of the no-life
Welcome everyone… I have been away for soo long… I am starting another chapter…. I thank you all for reading a lot of my other fics… this fanfiction is a Naruto/Hellsing crossover fanfic… the story will be compelling and made to tailor most of the readers likes… but it will not be perfect… also I got another fanfic on the works…a naruto/castlevania fanfic… now I am working on that too… but now please enjoy this fanfiction
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto nor do I own Hellsing… but I will own Blizzard (the guys that make World of Warcraft) soon… *Evil laughter insert here*
Blood type 2: The no-life king and his new team
"Naruto… wake up" Seras Victoria said as he waked Naruto up
"Just a few more minutes please" Naruto said as he covered his face from the sunlight
"Isn't today your team formation?" Seras said
A huge gust of wind came forth… the bed was tidy up and the door slammed
"uhmm he just broke his record of getting up and ready by 5 seconds" Seras said
Naruto was running on top speed… easily surpassing the ANBU and reaching the academy grounds seconds before the bell rung.
Naruto opened the doors and sat down… releasing his breath
"Naruto? What I are you doing here? This is only for those who passed" said a lazy (guess who) boy
"See this… it means I passed!" Naruto said
"Eh… troublesome… anyways… congratulations…" the boy said
Naruto sat down and sleep trought the chaste of the ninja classes…
"So now… I will announce the team formation… for team 7 it will be Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Sasuke Uchiha" Iruka said after saying all the other teams (I am too lazy to writte it all… sue me)
A loud BANG was heard
Naruto was unconscious… he had banged his head really hard against the table
But he got up really fast
"WHY AM I WITH THE EMO BASTARD!? I AM BETTER THAN HE IS!!!" Naruto yelled
"Naruto *sight* as of now you are at the bottom… as of now Sasuke out classes you" Iruka said
Naruto was seething… he could see Sasuke's smug face right besides him
"Should we rip his face and feed him to the hellhounds?" Alucard said to Naruto
Naruto begun to maniacally chukle
Sakura slowly inched away… Sasuke was not sure… but he got shivers up his spine
"Please wait for your Jounin instructor" Iruka instructed
Half an hour later
"Uhmm… I am bored" Naruto said
10 minutes later
"Dance little mouse DANCE!!!" Naruto said as he shot the mice who was dodging the bullets
Sakura clinged to Sasuke… who was now more interested on the blond… how did he manage to find that estrange weapon…and more importantly… will he be able to survive, let alone get along with the blond idiot?
1 hour later
"Sorry I am late" a person said as he opened a door
Naruto unleashed all his cartridge into the person coming in… but he only found a kawamiri… someone was behind him
"That is not a good way to greet your new teacher" The person said smiling
"is not good for a teacher to be irresponsible… and are you sure you should let yourself wide open?" Naruto said as his body became blood
Behind Kakashi, Naruto held his gun at point blank at his head
"uhmm you are really bloodthirsty aren't ya?" the person said
"you are still underestimating me" Naruto said with a smirk
"meet me up on the roof in five minutes" the person said
"Will you be there by then?" Naruto said
"Who knows?" the person said
"You are really unreliable teacher" Naruo said
He disappeared as he was made of myst… leaving his teammates alone
On the rooftop
"well glad you could make it" the person said
Naruto was sitting on the shade… Sasuke and Sakura arrived shortly
"you two are slow" Naruto said fixing his hat to cover his eyes from the sunlight
"You two… either shape up or become hindrances to me… witch one will it be?" Naruto said
His eyes seamed to absorbed the very life of them
"hey blondie… that's enough" the teacher said… "Sit down and introduce yourselves" the person said
"How about you do it first… you are a mystery to us after all" Sakura said
"Uhmmm well… My name is Hatake Kakashi, my dreams are my own and I have many hobbies" he said
"wow… you are a mountain of information" Naruto said
"Well you… the mysterious blonde go on" Kakashi said
"well my Name is Uzumaki Naruto Alucard (Alucard being his middle name) I posses incredible skills on non ninja stuff… I love my mother who adopted me 12 years ago, Seras Victoria… I love practicing my other worldly abilities… I have vampiric abilities that allows me to over-power anyone in existence" Naruto said with an evil smirk in his face
"oh… I also like playing pranks" he added
Kakashi sweated a bit… he could tell this kid was powerful… but to what extent?
"you… the emo boy… go on" Kakashi said
"I'mSasuke Uchiha… I have a no dreams… that is just a word… but I do have, an ambition… that is to kill… a man…" Sasuke said
"At your skill set level… it will be impossible for you" Naruto said
"Who are you to judge me dead-last" Sasuke said
"You wanna fight… allright… I will even use 2 handicaps… I will not use any familiars… or my guns" Naruto said
"Familiars? Guns? What does he mean?" Sasuke said
"Wanna referee Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked
"Well since I got nothing else to do…" Kakashi said as he stood up….
"Hajime!"
"Strike to kill… or you will be sorry" Naruto said
Sasuke then decapitated Naruto on a single swing
"SASUKE!!! THAT WAS TOO MUCH!!!" Sakura said horrified
Naruto's body fell… and turned into blood
"uhmm you managed to kill me not bad… but not good to actually completely KILL me for reals" Naruto said as he disappeared
"What? He vanished?... no… I can hear his footsteps… but they are so faint… his speed… in incredible" Kakashi thought surprised
Sasuke's body was being cut by an invisible enemy
"Sasuke… what's wrong?" Sakura said
"it appears even the famed Uchiha is no match for the so called deadlast" Kakashi said
Sasuke's eye widen in anger…
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!" Sasuke said
He then made a few handsings…
"He couldn't… could he?" Kakashi said wondering
He was answered afterwards
"Katon: Gokakyu no jutsu!" Sasuke said as a grand fireball hurdled towards Naruto
"You are pathetic… no wonder he spared you" Naruto said smiling as he received the blow
Naruto was consumed by the fire… "Sasuke… you just killed your teammate!" Kakashi said
"it will take more than that… far more… after all his brother and I meet many years ago… he fell as pathetic as you… but at least he was a real man…" Naruto said…
From the fire… Uchiha Itachi emerged
"I will kill you!!" Sasuke yelled as he charged in
"Foolish brother… right now… you can't never harm me anymore" Itachi said as Sasuke passed trough
"what?!" Kakashi was outstanded… as Itachi changed into Naruto
"I killed and absorbed Itachi's life into me… he is now my familiar…or I can turn into him… I learned a lot about you Sasuke… I know your M.O… I know everything about you… and about your cursed family… as of now… or ever… you will be hindered by your arrogance and ignorance of your own family" Naruto said in Itachi's voice
"Uhmmm a psychological attack… not bad… not bad at all… but is it true… about the death of Itachi…. Even I have not heard any news about that" Kakashi though
"You think you are a noble? Feh… you are a dog… and a dog should learn it's place" Naruto said looking down at Sasuke
"You are here because HE (Naruto pointed at the first Hokage's face) Allowed the Uchiha's to live here… he could have killed them all out, since the leaft and the Uchiha's where enemies in the first Shinobi Wars, what will you say now… Oh famed Uchiha… being outdone by a dead-last?" Naruto said
"Yes… despair… get angry and hate, hate me and yourself for being so weak and only being the doll of the council" Naruto said wit a maniacal smirk
"hyuuun… you might outdone me on the sadistic part" Alucard said
"So… what will you do, Uchiha Sasuke" Naruto said
"Hey Naruto… allow me to talk to the boy" Alucard said
"uhmm… it appears my father wished to talk to you Uchiha" Naruto said…
He sat on the floor… his hair changed to black… his body begun to change… it was tall man… his eyes where yellow, he was wearing a suit… his face was long and handsome. Sakura blushed at seeing the man
"So… you are the Uchiha… you are mad… aren't you… not bad as in angry… but in your mind" Alucard said poking Sasuke's head
"You should not be a ninja, not yet anyways… you need to be looked on, you could be more harm than good, but the council would preffer to have you on the battlefield, an Uchiha on the frontlines is enough to strike fear on other nations, but you really should stop looking for him, Naruto killed him many years ago, he was a bit late though, so he assimilated your family as well, your father has a message for you" Alucard said as he changed into Sasuke's father
He was crying… "I been a horrible father have I? I am sorry I never praised you, I been really hard on you, I wanted you to become like your brother and I forgot something really important, you, You are nothing more than you… I should have been happy that you where you… I apologise for not being a good father and ignoring you" Sasuke's father said
Sasuke's eyes begun to tear up…
"You are a good son Sasuke"
"Thank you… f-father" Sasuke said
He returned to his original form of Naruto
"So… the winner…. Uzumaki Naruto" Kakashi said
End chapter 2