Chapter 2
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Tuesday
Moe was cleaning up the bar when Homer walked in, he sat on his stool and watched as Moe cleaned. He hadn't noticed the fat man yet and bent over to clean under the bar, that was when Homer decided to speak.
"Hey Moe!" he shouted, Moe moved to stand up and bashed his head on the bar, knocking himself out, Homer leaned over the bar to look, "Oh no I killed Moe, what do I do?", suddenly there was a poof and a tiny devil version of himself stood on his left shoulder.
"Hide the body" he said, "No one will ever know", a second poof happened and an angel Homer appeared on his right shoulder.
"Ooooh I'm gonna tell" he said.
"The hell you will!" the devil Homer shouted and tossed his pitchfork, killing the angel, who collapsed and disappeared, "Now where in this together", five minutes later Homer was stuffing Moe in the trunk of his car, he was looking over his shoulder when Moe sat up.
"Homer… what hap -" he was cut off as Homer slammed the trunk shut. He climbed inside the car and began driving, he kept looking around nervously, hoping that nobody had saw him.
"What'll I do… what'll I do?" he kept repeating, he shifted through the various tapes in the car before finding one that sounded right, "Pet Sematary… that's it I'll bury Moe in the Pet Sematary!"
Homer pulled up to the Springfield cemetery and opened the trunk, he picked up the unconscious bartender and carried him to the adjacent cemetery to the regular one. He walked past the various graves, stubbing his toe and kicking some down.
"Now where to bury Moe?" he kept walking until he came to a clearing with several circles of rocks, "Good enough" he began digging and after several hours he'd dug a hole deep enough. He tossed Moe in and stared at the dirt and a nearby pile of rocks, "What did that tape say… dirt then rocks or rocks then dirt?" as he was thinking this over Moe awaken again.
"Ooh I'm gonna kill Homer when I -" he was cut off by a large rock hitting him in the head, Homer had decided to throw in a rock, then a shovel full of dirt.
"Do do hiding the body" he sang to himself, "Well that's that, goodbye Moe I'll be sure to drink all the beer at the bar for you" he swung the shovel over his shoulder and walked away. He drove back to the bar and began drinking mug after mug of beer until he passed out and fell asleep. Meanwhile at the cemetery a hand came up through the earth and clenched into a fist, Moe quickly had begun digging himself out of the hole as soon as Homer started drinking, his clothes were dirty, his hair was mud caked.
"Why does this always happen to me?" he asked himself, as he was walking out he passed a desperate looking guy carrying a small bundle in his arms.
"Is this the way to the Sematary?" he asked, looking around, fearfully.
"Yeah it's over there" Moe said, the man nodded and walked on.
"Gonna bring you back Gage" he mumbled to the bundle.
"Freak" Moe said and continued on. He was walking down the street when a police car pulled up.
"You okay there?" Chief Wiggum asked, looking at Moe suspiciously.
"Yeah I'm fine just finished digging myself out of a grave" Moe replied, Wiggum's eyes widened in horror.
"Zombie!" he shouted, he slammed on the gas, making the tires squeal and peeled out, he didn't get far as he drove into a street light.
"Okay then" Moe said and continued on again.
Homer awoke at the bar and sat up, he looked around his vision blurry. Climbing to his feet he walked toward the door, it opened and Moe walked in.
"Hey Moe" he said as he walked by, he stopped and looked back, "Moe!", he screamed and jumped in his car and drove away. Moe shook his head before he walked inside to wash himself off in the bathroom sink.
Homer arrived home and slammed the door behind him and started nailing boards to the door. When he finished he looked at his work.
"Lets see zombie Moe get through that" he said, when he finished speaking the door swung out and Moe stood there.
"Hey Homer" he said before chopping through the boards with an ax, "Your gonna get it now!" he started chasing homer around the house with the ax.
"Leave me alone, kill my family instead!" he shouted and dodged an ax swing from the angry bartender.
"Stop moving and this will be painless!" Moe shouted, "Well the first whack will hurt but the rest you won't feel". Homer backed up to the counter until he couldn't move anymore, when Moe drew back and brought the ax down Homer dove to the side, making Moe hit the toaster, a jolt of electricity shot up the ax and electrocuted Moe, he was launched back through the large window in the dining room. He lied there for several minutes before he sat up and rubbed his head before looking around.
"How did I get here?" he asked himself, "Better go open the bar" he stood up and walked away, Homer watched this out the window before he made to follow. When he arrived Moe was already cleaning the bar. The TV was playing the news.
"It's true I saw a zombie he was lurching and moaning and groaning, it was awful" Wiggum said to Kent Brockman, "He got away before I could fire a shot".
"This just in the mayor has ordered a state of panic, you are to remain indoors until the police have the zombie in custody" Brockman said.
"Zombies can you believe that Homer?" Moe asked.
"Yeah… zombies… what a joke" Homer said nervously.
END CHAPTER 2
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