Disclaimer: I, SuperNerdMDizzle, own nothing in this story. NOTHING. Well, except for the idea of this story in particular, but DEFINITELY not Fruits Basket. Fruits Basket rights go to the almighty Natsuki Takaya. Thanks for reading. Also, special thanks to Psychotic_Oreo for the idea of some awesome anime/manga characters transferring to a certain.....SOMEBODY'S school. Also, I own nothing else recognizable in this story.

"Stupid cat."

"DAMN RAT!"

Kyo and Yuki obviously didn't get along very well. On the other hand, Brittany, Tohru, and Melissa were walking ahead of the fighting boys, already laughing and having a good time together. When they had shown Tohru where all her classes wew, they sat down to eat their lunches.

"Well, how do you like Phoebus High so far?" asked Brittany.

"Oh, it's very nice!"

"Good," said Melissa. "Hm...I WOULD ask Yuki and Kyo, but I don't want to disturb their, er, quarrel."

And it was true--Yuki and Kyo had finally taken their seats at the lunch table and Kyo was yelling at Yuki about how Yuki's indifferent expression irritated him. Tohru smiled. "That's okay-- at least Kyo-kun hasn't challenged Yuki-kun to a---"

"THAT'S IT, YOU DAMN RAT!" shouted Kyo. "I challenge you to a FIGHT!"

"Heh," said Yuki, who now wore a smirk on his face. "Bring it on, stupid cat."

Kyo twitched in anger and leaped up from his seat. He lunged across the table to punch Yuki; Yuki moved his head in time, grabbed Kyo's forearm and pulled him forward. When Kyo's head was in grabbing distance, Yuki's hand darted out, lightning quick, and smacked Kyo's forehead on the table...Kyo was now unconcious.

"Well," said Yuki, turning to three girls in shock. "Now that THAT pest's out of the way...how is everyone today?" The smile on Yuki's face, although slightly distant, made it seem as if he had never hurt a FLY in his life, let alone made an angry, orange-haired boy unconscious. That disturbed Melissa slightly.

"Uh...I'm good, I guess," she said. Then she noticed something by Yuki's elbow. "Oh, a rat! Is it your pet, Yuki?"

"Hn?" he said, slightly surprised. "Oh, uh....rats just...like me, I guess."

"Wow," breathed Melissa. "That's so cool!"

"Huh?"

"What, you don't think rats are cute?"

A little pit of color rose into Yuki's pale cheeks. "Er...thank you," he mumbled. He quickly to turned away to ask Tohru how SHE was. ("Oh, I'm GREAT, Yuki-kun!")

That's odd....thought Melissa. He said thank you and got a little emabarrassed when I said rats are cute...as if I'd complimented him or something.

When Yuki asked Brittany how she was, she happily responded: "Oh, I'm great! In fact, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!"

"Huh?" said Tohru and Yuki in unison.

"Oh, right...." said Brittany in a disappointed tone. " I guess you three--er, TWO-- wouldn't catch onto that joke yet since you haven't been in American very long..."

Melissa laughed. "That's okay, Brit. They'll get it eventually." The lunch bell rang, and the two girls said good-bye to Yuki and Tohru, who had their next class together. Brittany noticed Kyo was still unconscious.

"Hey, Melissa! Wait up," she said. "Kyo has his next class with US, doesn't he? We should help him out and take him there."

Melissa and Brittany picked him up, one clinging to either side of him in a desperate attempt to keep him upright....but, all of a sudden, he was a LOT lighter.

When they looked at Kyo, he was no longer an unconscious boy, but a cat.

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