Hidan wasn't entirely sure how he managed to end up here, at this...mansion, surrounded by a huge forest, somewhere lost in the mountains.
TenTen was going to flip....but....the teen really had no choice in the matter; this was for "observation", after all.
He hadn't even DONE anything, except following the auburn haired man after Pein had granted him permission to go see the kid Kakuzu. Pein had showed Hidan through the halls, then gone inside with him to check the various machines attached to the teen.
"Now, Hidan, you can only stay here as long as it take me to check up on him," Pein whispered, moving to grab the clipboard from the end of the bed.
Hidan nodded, not actually listening to Pein as his eyes roamed the other teen's body. Black threads cross his dark cheeks, his hair black and limp. Very muscular, something Hidan wasn't. Hidan breathed out a sigh. This person, Kakuzu, was familiar, but....
"Hidan. You need to go back to your room now."
Hidan turned slightly to look at the auburn haired man, pushing his silvery hair, now limp from the gel having flaked off, out of his face. "Already?"
Pein cocked his head, frowning at the Jashinist, and Hidan felt himself grow nervous. "What? Do I have something on my face? Hey, come on, just answer me!"
"Speak English please, Hidan."
Hidan's turn to frown, his in confusion. "What are you talking about, Pein? I AM speaking English....aren't I?" the albino paused, tapping his lips as he watched Pein's face, hoping the man would answer.
"Hidan, I don't speak Japanese. I can't understand a word you're saying."
Huh?
When Hidan had been able to speak English again, he had explained to Pein he didn't know Japanese, only Latin and minimal French, but not Japanese.
Now Hidan was under observation at the doctor's own home for the next several weeks.
Only good thing about this whole thing was that the tour was canceled.
Whoop di fucking do.
"Now, I warn you, Hidan, my girlfriend ans best friend and his boyfriend all live with me. Don't ask what their problems are, and if piss off Konan, she's going to kill you. Don't touch Zetsu's food, and under any circumstances, never let Tobi handle the coffee machine, and never, EVER let him drink anything with caffine and/or sugar. Any questions?" Pein asked as he showed Hidan to his sleek red and black car, waiting outside of the hospital.
"What kind of people ARE your friends?"
"Very strange ones. Put your suitcase in the back; you can sit up front if you want."
"Now remember what I said about Konan, Hidan,' the auburn haired man whispered as he opened the gate leading to a rather large house, surrounded by a dense green forest. "She tends to get a little....over excited, and she's a completely yaoi fangirl, so...don't go into her room."
Hidan blinked. "What's yaoi?"
Pein grinned tightly. "Just....a girl thing. I have to bring Kakuzu home for a few weeks as well once he wakes up; what happened to you two is rather unusual. Konan is going to try and convert you and Kakuzu to it."
The man stepped forward, opening the door softly. "Konan, sweetie. Zetsu, Tobi, I'm home."
"And you brought him back, we see. Good. I was getting hungry."
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