1. Naruto, stop asking Neji to use the Byakugan to look in the girls' hot springs, one Jiraya is enough.

2. Neji, stop agreeing to do so.

3. Okay, seriously, Neji, cut it out.

4. Lee, stop listening to Naruto and Kiba when they say they can't see your flames of youth well enough. Setting yourself on fire does not help them.

5. Naruto, you can't force someone into the mental hospital against his or her will.

6. We don't care if it's Sasuke or not, it's still illegal, stop doing it.

7. Stop showing Sasuke pictures of naked men to see weather he's gay or not, that's his business, not yours.

8. No, Naruto, it's not funny to call the Hokage your bitch.

9. Ino, stop sticking your tongue down Shikamaru's throat when he's asleep, it's rather disturbing.

10. Kiba, do not toss Akamaru his "sex toy" when you're in the middle of the town, nobody wants to see that.

11. Shino, we'd rather not know about the sex lives of your bugs.

12. Kiba, Naruto, stop telling Lee that he can better intimidate a foe if he dresses like Ino.

13. Naruto, Kiba, do not call out "sixty-four gropes!" when Neji is using his Byakugan.

14. Same goes for you, Neji.

15. Muttering "sneakitty-sneakitty-sneak," under your breath does NOT enhance your stealth ability.

16. Kakashi, stop showing your students the illustrations in the Icha-Icha books. It creates hell-bent, sex-obsessed demon spawn.

17. Kakashi, don't tell Gui that "horn-balls" is an endearing term, he won't stop calling his students his "youthful little horn-balls", and we think it's rubbing off on Lee. This is not a good thing.

18. Sasuke, we know it's you who keeps shooting sparks at the backside of just about all of the other seventeen year-old girls in the village. Stop being a closet pervert.

19. That doesn't mean we want you to be obvious about it. How many Jirayas can there be in one generation?

20. Naruto is officially banned from any and all sorts of jam, jelly or marmalade. That was just disgusting . . .

21. This generation of ninja is hereby declared "The Disaster Generation"

22. You spell generation with a "g", Naruto, and no matter what you think, you do not "pwn" us.

23. And by the way, that graffiti was illegal.

24. Lee, stop listening to Kiba.

25. Kiba, no matter how "wild" you are, you may not flirt with an ANBU because your "animal instincts" are kicking in. They will hurt you. Again.