Me: OK, Misty's first entry is over! I've been buried in homework and school, plus I'm in this TDI camp on YT, so I've been making videos for that.
Misty: I don't like Ash!
May: Sure ya don't. –snickers-
Dawn: OK, May's next?
Me: Yep! Here's a cookie! –tosses Dawn a cookie-
Dawn: -splits it to share with other two-
Me: Why don't I get anything!?
Misty: You never ask, plus you have the cookies.
Me:… Right.
May: I'll disclaim.
Misty, Me, and Dawn: Ya!
May: -rolls eyes-… Pokemon123Love does not own Pokemon or anything related to the subject, except for Kira and Unidash.
Me: On with the story!
February 28, 2009
6:55 PM
Saturday
Dear Diary,
Hi! I'm May Maple! I'm writing a diary, so back off, Max, Mom, Dad, anyone else! Yes I will be very protective of this because it's private. I'll be talking about friends, family, crushes, school, all that shit. Ya, I cursed. My life's complete now.
Oh, I'm certainly fucked up now, aren't I? Wow, I have a feeling Misty wrote the same thing. Must be BFF senses… don't ask. You wanna know about Misty? She has flaming red hair. I swear when she's mad, it's on fire. She has these green-blue eyes, as everyone else calls them. I call them Teal 'cause I'm cool like that. OK, maybe I'm not, but who cares? Oh wow, that was weird, wasn't it? My other friends include Dawn Diamond, Kira Marie, and for some reason Drew Hayden, the jerk of a rival I met.
Starting with Dawn. She has dark blue hair, but I call it midnight blue. Don't really know why. She has a skirt that really, is a little slutty. Dawn, if you're reading this, sorry. It's pink and only goes to, mid-thighs I think. It always flashes her panties when she bends over, not that I know, of course! OK, you caught me. I'm bisexual, happy? Can't help it. Kira is too.
Kira, she's crazy. Her hair is like Dawn's, but only lighter. She's from Snowpoint City in Sinnoh. She likes to ramble on about things for, maybe, six hours at a time? Yeah, she likes to say things like 'American Twinkie'. What the hell is 'American'? A different language?
Next, and finally, my jerk of an arrogant rival, Drew Hayden. His hair is a grassy green, like my lawn out back. His eyes practically match, only they're a bit lighter. He likes to flip his hair. Ask me, it's cute. Um… that's a lie, OK? Good. Well, maybe it's true. I kinda like him, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me. I dunno what to do... Max, if you're reading this, THAT WAS A LIE!
Oh? My mom's calling me for dessert. It's chocolate cake! Ya! TTYL secrects.
May
February 28, 2009
7:05 PM
Saturday