Life With Naruto
Chapter 02
"I know what boys want, I know what boys need." Naruto sang as he got out of his morning shower. He looked himself in the mirror before leaving the streamed warm bathroom, he left the door open. He walked into his bedroom that was opposite of the bathroom. He continued singing the same line over and over, he would sing the rest of the lyrics but he didn't knew them.
"NARUTO! Shut the fuck up." Kiba voice rang into the papered thinned walls.
"Both of you shut up!" The Hyuuga was next to hollowed.
Naruto chuckled. "I KNOW WHAT BOYS WANT!" He shouted facing the wall of Kiba's room.
"NARUTO!" Kiba said.
"NARUTO!" Neji said. Kiba's voice over lapped Neji's.
Naruto snorted, "Who doesn't love their name screamed by two sexy males in the morning?" Naruto un-loop the crimsons towel that hang around his waist. It was Saturday, the best day to get up early in the morning to do absolutely nothing. His foot shifted clothes on the floor to find a pair of sweatpants, finding a pale black one, sliding them over his hips, reaching over to his dresser top to find a white T-shirt. He was dressed and went into the front room where he sat on the sofa. He flipped through channels and not to long Kiba came in, glaring at the blond who smiled back.
He flipped through some more before a knock at the door disturbed Naruto's morning cartoon's. He went over to peer in the little hole, he shrugged, he was about to open and let the person in, but a thought struck him before his hand was even on the door knob.
"Oh Kiba." Naruto said sweetly as possible as he could. He went towards the kitchen and was greeted by Kiba who was coming out. "It's your turn!"
It took a minute for the sentence to comprehend the meaning. "No fair! Fuck! What voice do I have to use?" Kiba grumpily asked.
Naruto hand reached out to a nearby calender, a finger guided along the rows of numbers and stop at today's date. "Australia." Naruto made a face, "That's a good one, mate."
Kiba his fingers dipped into his boxers and pulled them down, bare naked he walked passed Naruto expecting him to assault his ass, only to realised Naruto hadn't made a move to smack his ass. Kiba turned to look over his shoulder, "Naruto are you OK?"
"Huh?" Naruto asked. Kiba was shock to find the guy not even looking down at his bare ass.
Kiba eyebrows lifted, "You...didn't smack my...ass!" He then pointed a finger at Naruto's right hand.
Naruto snorted, "Kiba. The door."
Kiba rolled his eyes, he face the door and with the biggest smile he opened the door, "Good day mate!" His smile dropped, his eyes widen.
"Hin-Hinata?" Kiba squawked.
The pale girls face heated up at the naked male in front of her. Her eyes rolled back and fainted as she fall backwards.
"HHAHAHHAH!" Naruto laughed behind Kiba.
Kiba's body turned to fully face the laughing male. "Naruto! You're dead!" He moved to grabbed him.
Naruto saw this and ran for the kitchen's back door, he was surprised to find Kiba still chasing him through the backyard, Naruto rounded the corner to the apartment and went to the front yard, jumping over the fainted girl and plowed into Sasuke's and Neji's room.
"Sasuke! Neji!" Naruto jumped into their bed with them still in it. Naruto threw the covers over him and snugged into the warm bodies for safety.
"Naruto what the hell-" Neji was cut off by another body jumping on their bed. Bodies wrestled against each other. Sasuke was immediately pushed out of his own bed, landing uncaring on the harsh floor.
"Naruto! Get back here." Kiba threw the covers over his head, dug in to find the blond.
Neji was then pushed off the bed, landing afew feet from Sasuke. He blinked over to Sasuke, "We need new friends."
Sasuke voice was a little scruffy, "Hn."
Neji pouted, "Throat still hurts?"
Sasuke just nodded. Sasuke brought a hand to cover his throat, its been like that since Itachi and Naruto left.
They both looked at their bed, those two were still going at it. There was a loud thump and Naruto was sent flying to the ground, despiting had been hit in the face he was still smiling. Kiba saw the smile and jumped on him, "Naruto stop smiling. Damn you!"
"What the hell is with you two?" Neji cried out.
Kiba stopped and finally he smiled. "That's right." His gazed shifted to Naruto.
Naruto was confused for a second, "Kiba." He growled. "Don't even think about it!" He shouted to the male over top of him.
'Love Thy Music'
"NARUTO HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY COUSIN!" Neji hollowed while trying to wake Hinata from the porch being unsuccessful. He carried her to the sofa, laying her down gentle.
Naruto scoffed, "Kiba's the one who showed her his ding dong."
Neji blinked over to Kiba who stood near his bedroom door, still naked. "Why were you naked?"
"Well, from time to time, Jehovah Witnesses come door to door and we, Naruto and I, answer the door star butt naked." Kiba muttered.
"And you thought Hinata was a Jehovah Witness?"
"No." He whined. "Naruto trick me into thinking they had came."
Neji crosses his arms, he walked over to where Naruto leaned on the wall. "Nar?"
Naruto chewed on inside cheek, "I'll blame my grandmother."
"So your telling your grandmother flashed Jehovah Witnesses?" Neji said with a smug look.
"No." Naruto rugged his tongue inside of his cheek, he knew where this was going, "She makes me do it." He chuckled. His grandmother was awesome, she was the type to call after drinking and to tell you she loved you. She actually had done that not to long ago. She'd tell you straight up, not like most people talk behind your back.
Sasuke was at the corner of the kitchen and front room, listening and watching everything that was happening. He was fed up with this, he went back into his bedroom to call the doctor's.
"Naruto you're sure a dick."
Naruto pouted cutely, "You'll be laughing about this later." It was a good prank, so, what the hell? "And why are you still naked?"
Kiba eyes widen as he looked down, he went over to his boxers and pulled them on.
Neji rolled his eyes, and then stared shock out the front room window. A police car was set outside their front yawn. A policeman came walking up their walk way.
"Shit! Naruto what did you do this time?" Neji growled angrily. He pointed a finger at the window when he got a confused look for both Kiba and Naruto.
"Pig!" Naruto gasped out and head for the hallway window. He pulled up the window he threw one leg over and bent down to squeeze through, he looked into the kitchen to see Neji and Kiba just staring at him like he just lost his head in a horrible accident. "I'm on my second strike! Third strike and I'll go to jail." He told them as the door ball rang, making Naruto fall off the window sill, laying in some mud. "Gross." He said as he whip a clump of mud from his shoulder. He stood up and flipping some more mud from his arms. He quietly moved to the back yard and over a hedged. He went to the back door and knocked a couple of times. If Hinata was up then sure is the rest of the girls who live here.
The door opened and Sakura stood there in a night dress, "Ew! Naruto what are you covered in?"
Naruto shrugged, "Can I hide here until the cops are gone?" He turned on his cute pout.
She pinched her nose, "Shower first, baby."
'Love Thy Music'
Naruto threw off his clothes and step inside the tub, pulling the curtains close he began scrubbing the mud off of him. After he finished his body, he looked for the shampoo.
"Which ones the shampoo?" There was so many different colored bottles. He lifted some to see if its not shampoo, he guess he went through 16bottles before finding the right one.
"Girls!" He shook his head. All he had in the shower was just one bottle of shampoo/condition, and a bar of soap.
He dressed in some leftover clothes he had here from a passed sleepover.
'Love Thy Music'
Naruto was busy watching the girls walk around their room, looking for stuff they couldn't find.
"Babe! Look I got this gel." She pouted, "Can I play with your hair?" She had the gel tube in her hands, each one holding the ends in front of her chest.
Naruto grunted and shifted off the couch and onto the floor, he motion for her to sit on the couch behind him.
She gasped her excitement and jumped onto the couch and walked on the cushion until she got behind Naruto, she flopped down, she sat Indian style. She flicked the cap and squeezed a fair amount onto her hands. She threw the tube down, rubbing the gel in her hands, her hands moved to the front bangs and rubbed upwards.
Naruto's head jerked back for time to time, feeling slim fingers through his hair, one of his leg is stretched out the other crawled against his stretched out one. He could feel his hair stand even more with the gel. He snorted a little. "Every time I come over you ask me to play with my hair, now why is that?" She tugged at his hair, "Ow!"
"Naruto!" She growled. "You know I want to be a hair stylist."
Naruto shook his head, dislodging her fingers from his hair, "Thanks for the hair style then." He got up and moved over to a window, he pick up the phone and called Kiba.
The line was pick up, "It's clear." Was the only thing said before hanging up.
'Love Thy Music'
Naruto walked through the kitchen door, he went into the front room to see Sasuke sitting on the floor with 'action figures' on a small table. "What are you do?"
Sasuke merely looked up and continued with painting the figures in a deep yellow color.
Naruto rolled his eyes, he went to sit next to him. "Sweet! You finished with Flash. He looks awesome!" He commented as he stared a the slowly drying figure. He looked over to the figure that Uchiha was painting, "Robin! When did you get him?"
Sasuke was painting the belt with the yellow paint, he was still ignoring Naruto. Naruto pouted when he didn't get a respond.
"Sorry Sasuke but I can't take you to the hospital." Neji said as he came out of the bathroom with Hinata following behind him.
Sasuke growled as he looked up.
"Sasuke." Neji whispered. "I have a class."
Naruto blinked in shock. "It's Saturday?"
Neji rolled his eyes, "I'm taking an extra course. Hey it's a one full credit and I need it." He shrugged.
Sasuke sighed a looked over to the blond, wordlessly asking if he will take him.
Naruto hesitantly as he leaned his head back, "Fine. But you do not yell at me when I do something that you think is stupid!"
Sasuke eyebrow knitted together and nodded slowly.
"Hey Neji. Why did the cops came?" Naruto asked.
"Some old lady called the cops because she saw Kiba running naked. He got off with a warning."
Naruto snorted. "You ready?" He asked Sasuke.
'Love Thy Music'
Its been a full 2hours in the hospital, Sasuke was in a bed and Naruto went off somewhere about a half hour ago. The doctor had saw him about an hour ago, his tonsil were larger then they normal would be. He was ready to get out of here, but first he had to wait for the doctor to get back.
He thought it was the doctor coming in only it wasn't.
"OK Naruto. What did you do?"
Naruto scoffed, "I can go to the hospital without getting into trouble."
Sasuke squinted his eyes, "Really? What do you have in your hand?"
"Pills!" Naruto shook the bottle. "I'm a test subject! Hundred bucks just taking pills, how awesome is that."
Sasuke groaned. "Naruto-"
"Hey." Naruto warned.
Sasuke scold faded, "What are the pills?"
"Its a new product call 'stiffie'"
"And what do 'stiffie's' do?"
"Here I thought the name says it all." He shrugged, he made a fist over he crotch and jerk it forth and back all the while smirking.
Sasuke made a disgusting look. "Ah Naruto take that back."
"No way! I thought of an awesome game we have to play. And its all thanks to these babies." He radded the bottles, hearing the pills shake. "And I know what your thinking, how am I going to convinced the others to go along with this."
"The thought had cross mine mind."
"Well I have to have your help. Or I could just give them a drink with the pill."
"What the point of this game?"
"Tch. To see who has the stronger dick."
The sounds of the door opening, the doctor came in, he went over to the side of the raven hired male, "Well Sasuke we will have to perform tonsillectomy. Now its a simple surgery, I done it hundreds of times. I schedule for the surgery tomorrow around 10 in the morning. Is that alright for you?"
Sasuke nodded.
The doctor continued. "I had to advised you not to speak for the time being."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. So he can't talk at all?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke glared up at the blond male.
"He can talk, I am just advising him not to. It will help your throat" The doctor left them alone. Sasuke was free to go.
Naruto plotted down on the hard bed, "I have so much to tell you."
Both of Sasuke eyebrow were intently raised.
Naruto took a deep breath, "OK lets start with the microwave." He looked Sasuke straight in the eye. "Kiba broke it or something and I help him and now it's at the bottom of the river." He paused and took in the look the Uchiha was given him.
"And about your snake...um. Its kind of dead." He paused again to see Sasuke lips had thinned. "Don't asked me how it happen but somehow my fork got stuck in the ceiling and I jumped up to get it and my foot landed on its head. I went to the vet and they told me the best way is just to put him down and I did."
"I already know."
"Wha?" Naruto gasped.
"The vet called the house, Neji answer." He stopped right there. His throat was killing him.
"Oh. Well. I'm glad I told you then."
"Are we going to be the pill game?"
Naruto sadly shook his head, "No. I'll wait." He had to wait! A month without sex! GAH!
Naruto was glad they took Kiba's car. Driving home with the brooding Uchiha next to him.
'Love Thy Music'
Naruto and Sasuke entered their apartment and Sasuke went to his bedroom leaving Naruto alone in the front room. Naruto was then feeling lonely now, he went over to the video games and shrugged at them. He tried playing the pointless Guitar Hero. He seen Kiba and Neji plainly of times to know how it works.
He was miffed when at the end of the game he got a 44 as his score. He retried the game to see if he could better his score.
He didn't know how to hit star mood so he stuck with the things he knew. He tried standing to kneeling to see which on was better, and by some ironic thing it was kneeling. He was pleased when he saw 74 as his new score, not only was the game pointless it was easy to master, even though he was on the easy and the song didn't had to many he had to hit.
Naruto stared at the screen, the game was additive and he continued to play he started see the pointless game actually was good..just good.
He thought he heard faint music, Hoobstant, The Reason. That was his song and Sasuke had it on. He dropped the guitar and moved closer to the closed door. He placed his ear against the door, listening to the words. He knew it just started, he played that song over and over.
"I've never meant to do those things to you. And so I have to say before I go." Naruto whispered and smirked, he threw the door opened and his eyes immediately found Sasuke's. "That I just want you to know, I found a reason for me." He singed perfectly, his voice almost close to that of the lead singer.
Sasuke looked up.
"To change you I use to be. The reason to start over new and the reason is you." Naruto closed the door behind him. "I'm sorry that I hurt you. Its something that I must live with every day. I know the pain I put you through. I wish I could take it all away. And be the one who catches all your tears. That's why I need you to hear. I found a reason for me. To change you I use to be. The reason to start over new and the reason is you." Naruto paused taking a breath.
"And the reasons is you. And the reasons is you. And the reasons is you." Naruto closed his eyes.
"You're nuts." Sasuke whispered. He was still listening to Naruto singing though. He was a good singer. Naruto opened his eyes and moved closer to the Uchiha.
"I'm not a perfect person. I've never meant to do those things to you. And so I to say before I go. That I just want you to know, I found a reason for me. To change you I use to be. The reason to start over new and the reason is you. Found a reason to show a side of me you didn't know. A reason for all that I do. And the reason is yo-" Naruto's singing was cut off by a pair of lips covering his. He made a pleasing sound, his tongue moved out, flicking his tongue against a closed lips. He was about to wiggling his tongue through before Sasuke disconnect his mouth.
"S-sorry." Sasuke moved back. He was licking his lip and sucking it inside his mouth.
Naruto shook his head, "No. Its fine." He took a deep breath, "Aww, are first kiss!" Naruto announced out loud.
"Shut up, Naruto." Sasuke brows furrowed together. "About this-"
Naruto shook his head once again. "Don't worry. I won't tell Neji. And who cares, it was probably the music anyways." Naruto moved forward, lightly pressing his lips against rosy pouting lips. His head tilted to the side, pressing harder, his hand moved over the pale neck. It was Sasuke who thrusted his tongue inside his mouth, lightly sucks the tongue in more.
Sasuke was the first to moan. Sasuke stood at that, pressing his body against the hard surface, he was about to wrap his arms around the blond's waist.
"Lucy!"
Sasuke was the first to break away. "What's that?"
"I don't know. I'll go look, stay here." Naruto said and walked out through the door. He walked into the kitchen and down the short hallway. He didn't hesitant as he walked into the bathroom.
"CLOSE THE DOOR. CLOSE IT." Kiba was on the pot with a magazine and a hand on his erection.
Naruto jerk backwards, he had his hand on the door knob, so it was jerk shut. Naruto raised an eyebrow and went back into Sasuke's room.
Sasuke was pacing around his room. "Well?"
Naruto started to speak but nothing came out, after awhile he found his voice, "I walked in on Kiba masterbating."
Sasuke made a little 'ew' face. "You think he heard us?" He whispered.
"Nahaa."
Naruto and Sasuke went to the front room to watch some TV. Naruto was the first to glance over at Kiba who just came out from the kitchen.
"OK. Lets get this over with." Kiba sighed, waiting for the cruel jokes.
"Who's Lucy?" Naruto asked.
Kiba scoffed, "Lucy Lou."
"Ah." Naruto turned back to the TV.
Kiba blinked, "That's it? Naruto you changed!" Kiba let out a true smile, he had thought the worse when Naruto walked in on him. He walked over to the sofa and sat down, it felt great when the new blond didn't pick on him.
Neji came home late, around 5. The three males were still watching TV. "Hey. How did it go at the doctor's?"
Naruto was the first to look from the TV, "They're going to perform tonsillectomy tomorrow."
"Sasuke your throat is that bad?" Neji said as he shifted his jacket off and moved to his room. He came out with a few clothes and went to the bathroom.
Kiba stood and went to the kitchen, Naruto knew he was getting food. "You and Neji alright?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke shrugged, "He's been a little distance lately but thats it."
Oh. That's why he kissed me, he was just lonely. Naruto bit the corner of his lip, does those kisses count to the no sex for a month?
Kiba came back in with chip bags, he smiled and thrust one of the bags to Naruto's chest. "Thanks." He muttered under his breath.
Neji came into the front room all dressed up, his hair perfectly straighten back.
"Where are you going?" Kiba asked with munch chips in his mouth.
"To a party!" Neji smirked.
Kiba swallowed, "There's a party tonight?" Kiba jumped up. "Sweet! Where at?"
"Deidara. You going to come?"
"Fuck yea!" Kiba seem to bounce to his room to get ready.
"What about you two?" Neji asked while button his collar.
Sasuke shook his head. Neji already knew the answer to him anyways.
"Nar?"
"Nah. I have to took Sasuke to the doctor's tomorrow, I don't want to have a hang while being there." Naruto rolled his shoulder's more into the sofa.
"Fine. Kiba and I will have all the funny."
Kiba came back him jumping and shouting 'whoo' at the same time. "Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!"
Kiba was the first to go out the door, "See ya." Neji called out before following Kiba.
Leaving the two males alone on the sofa...
...was probably a bad thing since Naruto was horny and going a whole day without any release...
...what were two hot hunks supposed to do, all alone?
TBC