Life With Naruto
Chapter 03
Naruto stomped his feet in frustration, he stared at the closed door. "Sasuke!" Naruto whined, "It's not your fault! Come out!" Naruto tapped a finger against the door. Sasuke stood against the door of his bedroom. "We were just horny."
"What would Neji say?" It was a whispered, but Naruto clearly heard it.
Naruto pouted as he heard that. "He won't find out, now come out. We just made out only a little bit...it's not like I tongued your mouth."
"I don't want to talk about this every again."
"Works for me, you prick!" Naruto shouted at the door, wishing it was the Uchiha's face. "It's not like we did it." Naruto stomped to his room, he got really for bed, he set his alarm for 9 in the morning. He have sure he had enough time to shower, dress, and eat.
'Love Thy Doctor'
It was past midnight when Neji and Kiba came home, drunk out of their minds, Neji headed to his room, trying not to wake Sasuke as he climbed into bed.
Kiba was on his way to his room, he stumble on something that laid on the floor, falling hard, his hands came into front of his body to stop the impact. "Fuck. That hurt." Kiba said sluggishly.
"Kiba?" Naruto came walking in, rubbing both eyes.
Kiba lifted him head with difficult. Kiba pushed himself to sat up in front of the blond, he yawned and coughed at the same time. "Naru! Hey! What! Are! You! Doing!"
Naruto eyes widen, he fallen to his knees and clasps a hand over the brunette mouth. "Kiba." He whispered in a deep voice. "You're to loud. You're dunk out of your freakin' mind."
Kiba oddly stared at the blond's lips, he had always thought they look good enough to kiss. Now that Naruto's no longer a jerk, he actually thought the blond was a hot piece of ass to nail on his bed. Kiba smiled in a creepy manner before he lunged forward, sealing their lips together.
Naruto pushed his hands on his shoulder's, "Whoa, Kiba...What the hell are you doing?"
Kiba glared, "kissing you."
"I am not going to make out with you Kiba." Naruto slowly inched backwards.
Kiba lifted an eye brow, "why not?"
"Why not?" Hew repeated. "You're straight, and you hate me."
"I always thought you were cute, but with your attitude...You stop and there you were..just Naruto, not being a jerk. I like you that way." He leaned forward. "You wanted me right? Here I am."
"You're drunk..." He dragged out the words and stood up, "let's get you to bed." Naruto grabbed Kiba by the arm and pulled him up, letting him lean on him for support. Putting Kiba in his bed, that was until he grabbed his crotch.
"Kiba let go...!"
"No." He said and stroked the flesh in his hand, he sat up, he used his other hand to push his hand inside the sweatpants, gripping the cock in his palm.
Naruto groaned and his eyes rolled back into his head. His hand moved over Kiba's, stopping the movement. "Kiba don't." He dig into his own pants, yanking the hand from his dick. He pushed Kiba to lay on his bed, he had a erection in his pants as he left the room to his own room.
'Love Thy Doctor'
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"That fucking annoying sound!" Naruto coved his ears. He throw off his covers and stormed over to the stand, grabbing and pulling the irritating machine, ripping it from the wall plug. Naruto relived a sigh at the no long sound, he had a glanced at the time before rage took over him,(it had battery's) he dropped it on the floor and went outside his room. Naruto was now in the front room, sitting on his couch, he had time to watch same TV and then go get ready to take Sasuke to the Hospital.
Naruto didn't know that Sasuke was wake the entire night, he couldn't get to sleep.
Sasuke looked over at the long haired male, he was a bit nervous about the surgery, he noticed the time and he thought it be alright to wake up Neji. Shaking his awake, the long haired turned over to see what his bed partner wanted.
"Neji?" He shook the long haired male until he saw eyes opened.
"Sas? What are you doing.." Neji pushed the hand from his shoulder.
Sasuke leaned in, resting his forehead on Neji's forehead. "Could you do me a favor?" He said in a low tone.
Neji closed his white eyes. "Sas I have a hang over, asks Naru....I'm sure he's up." He rolled over onto his other side, away for Sasuke, he fell back asleep.
Sasuke stared wordlessly at his boyfriends back, wondering why is he still with him when he didn't care about anything thing he did, he had thought back then if he asked his boyfriend to live with him would bring them closer. Sasuke throw the covers off them and onto Neji, Sasuke got out of bed and went to the door. Sasuke went to the kitchen, he was about to go to the restroom, but saw the light on.
"Naruto?"
"Hold on..." Was the blond's reply.
Sasuke leaned against the wall opposite of the restroom door, "hey Naruto..why haven't you been yourself lately."
"What do you mean?"
Sasuke raised his eyebrow, "well, you aren't yourself..you didn't sing this morning like you always do...You haven't slapped Kiba on the ass, you haven't called Neji-darling, you haven't said anything about the kiss, like that was the sexy kiss ever! I'm just saying that you changed..What happened?"
The door opened and the blond stepped out, "You."
The Uchiha blushed, "me?"
"Yea...three days ago you asked me if I could go a whole day without being a sexual deviant...so, I agreed but for a month." Naruto shut the door behind him, he crossed his arms over his chest.
"Oh.." The blushed was now gone.
Naruto tilted his head to the side, he shook his head and walked back to the front room. "Go get ready."
Sasuke went into the bathroom, he peed and went back to his room for clothes, he dressed himself and went to the front room where Naruto was sitting and watching TV.
Naruto looked up, "you ready?"
Sasuke nodded.
'Love Thy Doctor'
Naruto took Kiba beat up car, with Sasuke sitting in the passenger side.
"Naruto..." Sasuke just remembered what he wanted Neji to do, but he told him to asked Naruto, so, he will. He waited until he glanced over to him. "Could you sing..."
Naruto eyebrows frowned, "what do you want me to sing?"
"Anything."
"Anything." Naruto singed song. Naruto thought about what to sing, he opened him mouth. "So we talked all night about the rest of are live, where we are we going to be when we turned 25, I keep thinking times will never change, keep on thinking things when always be the same..."
"Naruto! Something else please..."
"We will still be.....friends forever....Alright I'll sing something else." Naruto paused, thinking of the perfect song. "First time that I saw your eyes, boy you looked right through me, Hmmhmm, play it cool.."
Sasuke pouched the blond on the shoulder. "Uzumaki Naruto sing something that a girl doesn't sing!"
"Alright, alright... Hold on so nervously, to mid my drink, I wish it was cooling me. But so far had not been good. It's been shitty and I feel awkward as I should. This club has got to be the most pretentious thing, Since I thought of you and me, Well I am imagining a dark lit place, My place or your place. Well I'm not paralyzed but I seem to but struck by you."
He pointed over to Sasuke.
"I want to make you move because you're standing still, If your body match's what your eyes can do, You'll probably move right through. Me on my way to you. I hold out for one more drink, Before I think, I'm looking too desperately So far has not been fun. I should just stay home, If one things means one. This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks. That would be cool with me, Well I'm still imaging a dark lit place. My place or your place. Well I'm not paralyzed, But I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you're standing still. If your body match's what your eyes can do, You'll probably move right through, Me on my way too you."
Naruto moved a hand over onto Sasuke's head. "Well I'm not paralyzed, But I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you're standing still. If your body match's what your eyes can do, You'll probably move right through, Me on my way too you, I'm not paralyzed, But I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you're standing still. If your body match's what your eyes can do, You'll probably move right through, Me on my way too you"
"You'll probably move right through, Me on my way too you. You'll probably move right through, Me on my way too you " Naruto finished singing, "Well..." He dragged out the word.
"Your singing is crappie.." Lie was better then the truth.
"Fine! I'm not singing to you ever again!" Naruto turned into the Hospital park in lot. "We're here, you prick."
'Love Thy Doctor'
Naruto waited outside as Sasuke was wheel inside surgery.
-After the Surgery-
"Hey Doc. Since Sasuke's tonsil's are out can he deep throat better?" Naruto smirked up at the Doctor.
The guy shifted unease, "No." He moved outside the door.
Naruto let out a sad sigh, "guess Neji will be disappointed." He chuckled at the raven's death glare. He sat on on of the uncomfortable chair he had brought over closer to the hospital bed that contains a mood teen. His threated his fingers behind his head, he continued to smirk. "What?"
"Go get me some ice cream." Sasuke firmly said, even though his voice was low.
Naruto smirk turned to a pout, "fine." He got up and went on the door to retrieve Sasuke's ice cream.
'Love Thy Doctor'
"Teme." A voice called out to him. His black eyes snapped open, he stared up to bright powered blue eyes. "want my dessert?" He purred. He handed the bowl of chocolate ice cream over to the brunet.
"Sure. Mines under the cover.." Sasuke took the bowl into his hands, he placed the bowl onto the tray, he slips a hand under the covers.
"What are you doing.."
"Why don't you lift up the covers to find out...." He purred.
Naruto eyes drifted to the covers, it was clear to Naruto that Sasuke was jacking himself off. "I have to go.."
"Wait-what!" Sasuke stopped his hand, he looked at Naruto as he went to the door.
"Bye!"
'Love Thy Doctor'
"Why!!! Damn you Sasuke.." Naruto slammed his fist against the steering wheel. He was driving home, because Sasuke would be in the Hospital for at least 2more hours and he was getting hungry and Sasuke was hitting on him. Has the world turn upside down?
Naruto pulled in to the drive way, he got out and went inside, for some reason he was trying to be quite, he didn't want to wake up Kiba..for obvious reason.
Naruto scrunched up his face, he heard moans. It was coming for Sasuke's and Neji's room. "Neji wouldn't...." His mind said but his body moved to the door, he cracked open the door.....
'Love Thy Doctor'
"Hinata...I'm gay."
"Kiba....I-I never thought you were b-before.." Hinata and Kiba were out on a date, they had been dating about a week. He was dumping her...
"I know it's just happened..I was very turned on by a guy. I felt his 'thing' and I got so hard..and I'm sorry for hurting you." He said the best way he could, he didn't want her to hate him.
"I-its OK Kiba."
"Thanks Hinata, I'll better get going.." Kiba left her at a restaurant.
'Love Thy Doctor'
"Sorry!" Naruto back out of the door, he just walked in on Neji masterbating. Naruto went over to the sofa, scratching his head, "this is way I hate living with other people."
The door opened and Neji came out, flushed and an a boner that looked pretty as he it well with his black slacks. "Nar?" He whipped his forehead with the back of his hand.
Naruto held up a hand, "it's OK, remembered I love to jack off."
"Sasuke?"
"He's alright."
Neji came over, sitting down, grabbing a pillow and placed it over his boner. "That's good..." Neji had this gleam in his eyes, he turned his head, he knocked the pillow from his lap, he followed by straddling the blond's hips.
On instinct his hands moved to his hips, he stared eyes widen at the other male. "What are you doing?" He felt the long-haired male's penis rubbed against his stomach.
"Don't play dumb.. I know you wanted me as soon as I walked through that door." He was too fast to dodge the lips that came down on him.
Naruto muttered Neji's names, he gripped his hips almost painfully.
The front door opened. "What the fuck!"
Naruto stood up, not caring that Neji fell onto the flood. "Kiba?" He sighed.
"What the hell do you think you're going?" He gesture to Naruto and then to Neji.
Neji stood up, "why are you so mad? It's not like the blond would be interested in you!" He said all snobby.
Kiba glared, "and he wouldn't be interested in you, you are a cheated, your cheating on Sasuke.." He yelled furiously at the long-haired male. Kiba tacked the long-haired male to the floor, throwing fists at his face.
Naruto didn't know what to do, so he went to Neji's and Sasuke's room. He shut the door behind him, he looked around, he didn't know why he went in here. Naruto still heard them fighting on the other side of the door, what a mess he got himself into...
Naruto slammed the door opened, "alright!!!! Stop that right now!" Naruto kneeled to the floor, he gripped the boys on the shoulder. "Why are you guys suddenly want me?!"
Neji stared up at the blond, he was lying on the floor with Kiba over top of him. "You're different.."
Naruto sat back on his legs. "Three days of not being a horny guy made you guys want me?" He couldn't believe this....
Kiba looked at Naruto, he sat back in between Neji's legs. "Why aren't you a horny guy anymore?"
Naruto rubbed his face, "I took on Sasuke's challenge..." Naruto got up from the floor, "I'm guessing I have to become the horny guy again...Kiba, what was so hot when he jacked me off.." Naruto leaned down, his face inches away from the brunette, "hmmmm." A finger circled around the boys chin. "I want to fuck you so hard.."
Kiba scrunched up his face in disgusted. "No thanks.. I just I wasn't thinking straight..your Naruto.." He said his name in disbelieve.
"I'm not that bad!"
'Love Thy Doctor'
Naruto went back to the Hospital's, whatever Sasuke wanted from him, he wasn't going to let him get it. Beside Sasuke didn't want him, he wanted the new improved Naruto. Naruto was already there before he knew it, he parked the car, and walked inside the Hospital. He took an elevator to the second floor, he went out and towards the room Sasuke was in.
Naruto paused as he stopped by another room, he looked inside to see a family around their loved one, they laughed and talked. Naruto shook his head and began walking again, he went into the room where Sasuke was at. "Hey prick!" Naruto said as he rudely awake the raven.
Sasuke opened his eyes, "what the hell do you want." He had his arms crossed over his chest.
"I came to get you...What wrong with you....Your not pissed that I turned you down." Naruto sat down on the foot of the bed, blue eyes stared at the abyss eyes. "Sasuke." He whined. "You're the one that made a challenge..."
Sasuke closed his eyes, "I suppose I did."
'Love Thy Doctor'
Naruto and Sasuke drove home, they were confused as they saw a truck parked by the side walk with stuff in the back, Naruto pulled into the driveway, they got out ans went into the house. Naruto was the first one in, he was boxes of stuff laying on the floor with Neji's name one it. Kiba come from the kitchen, carrying a boxes with his stuff inside.
"What's goin' on?" Naruto asked as he headed over to Kiba.
"Neji and I are moving out." Kiba answered as he walked passed the blond.
Sasuke headed to his bedroom and he found Neji stuff already gone. He looked over at Kiba.
Kiba lowered the box from his face. "He's already gone."
"Why?"
"Naruto." He said simple, he turned to look at the blond, "keys."
"In the car."
Kiba nodded and walked outside to his car, Kiba came back inside to grabbed the boxes from the floor and went back to his car.
Sasuke lifted his eyebrows, "Naruto?"
He gulped. "They hitting on me and I rejected them."
Sasuke stared at the blond for awhile before going to his bedroom, slamming the door hard.
'Love Thy Doctor'
Naruto helped Kiba pack his things into the trunk, he patted the trunk after he slammed it down, he waved to Kiba as he waved back, Kiba already had the car started and he pulled out from the driveway.
Naruto turned around, he started at the opened door, he had a very pissed off Uchiha to deal with now. Naruto went inside and with to his door, he slid down. "Sasuke?" He had his back against the door, "don't make me sing." He warned, but when he didn't get any respond he began to singing Love Me Sexy By Jackie Moon of Semi-Pro
"Baby, who wants to love me sexy? Baby, who's ready to lick me sexy? Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy.
Love Me Sexy!
Come on, girl. Yeah. It's me Jackie Moon. Give me that look, that's right.
Let's get sweaty, let's get real sweaty. I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty. I'm talkin' swamp sweaty.
Let's full the bathtub full of sweat, all right. Baby, who wants to love me sexy? Baby, who's ready to lick me sexy?
Baby, wake up, we're naked. And we're humpin' sexy.
Come on, girl.
Baby, who wants to love me sexy?
Love Me Sexy.
Baby, who's ready to lick me sexy?
Love Me Sexy.
Take off you shoes and suck me sexy. Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck me sexy. Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy. Humpin' sexy. I wanna do a little thing wit' you.
I wanna do a little thing wit' you."
After the song was over Naruto still had his back towards the door, he stood up only to have Sasuke opened the door. "Sasuke?" Naruto got a arm full of the ravenette's body. "I didn't mean to be the fantasy of every guy."
"Shut up, idiot." Was Sasuke only reply as he buried himself into the blond's shoulder.
The End