A Little bit of everything: Foamy's story

That day started like any other day for me. I asked Germaine to make me a bagel then met up with Pilz-e and Begly to discuss our plans for the day.

"So what's on the schedule?" Begley asked me.

"I dunno." I said boredly.

"Maybe we should start a band! You know with drums, and the guitar, and the singing? We could become famous!" Pilz-e said in his fast pace manner.

"Pilz-e, my pill popping friend, that just may be the smartest idea that has ever spewed from your hyperactive mouth!" I said, utterly surprised at his intelligence. A few minutes later we were bugging Germaine for drums and a guitar. When she said no, she kicked us out and slammed the door in our faces.

"Man! What crawled up her ass and died?" I asked no one in particular. I turned and there I saw her. She walked up all shy like.

"Um...hi. My name's Foamet. What's your name?" she said in that sweet shy sounding voice.

"Well, I'm Foamy, and these are my friends Pilz-e and Begly." I said somewhat confused. Then I continued with talking to the guys.

"Man, now how are we going to take over the world?" I said with an annoyed voice. Foamet ran in front of me.

"I can help! My owner will give me everything!" she said. She then had a disappointed look on her face.

"That's right.....she won't let me help other squirrels." she said sadly. "But I could still try!"

"Why would you if she won't let you?" I asked.

"Well....Thats simple. I've wanted to take over the world as well! But only to learn."

"What?" I said simply

"Well...if you can learn about the world, then you will know what to change. And all I want is world peace!"

"You're kidding right?" I said to her.

"No!" She was getting defensive.

"Your idea is stupid! I want to get rid off all the idiots! Right now, that includes you!"

"GASP! I thought we were friends..." tears started streaming down her face. "I-I-I thought we were friends! But I-I-I g-guess I w-was wrong." I sighed.

"I'm sorry." Pilz-e and Begley looked at me like I was crazy. "I didn't mean what I said." then their eyes got huge. Foamet sprang up.

"Really?!"

"Really."