[Alice Tells Jasper about being given permission to plan Bella and Edwards wedding and his reaction! Jasper POV PS. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ITS CHARACTERS!!!]

I stared at her for a second to gage whether she was joking or not. Her face was completely serene. She knew I hated wearing a tux. I would rather where my old uniform if truth be told, which was still hanging in the section of Alice's wardrobe that belonged to me. There had been many times in the last fifty years or so when she had begged me to throw it away, give it away if I must, but I couldn't. The Uniform and I were one. And eventually she accepted that.
I would have worn the uniform, all the time, if Alice's addiction to fashion was not as prominent as it was, but she got her way, and I was normally the one in the house who got taken shopping when Rosalie or Esme were too busy. Emmett enjoyed a good many jokes about that.
But there was no way, I was wearing a Tux to Edward and Bella's wedding. It was bad enough that she'd made me wear one to our wedding.

Oh and that prom thing Edward made us all attend. And that Tux had found its way into the trash as soon as I could get it there without hurting anyone's feelings. Alice's mainly, because she had picked it out.

I didn't normally throw out the clothes she buys me, but the Tux had been an exception.

Alice looked up at me with a wide eyed expression.

"Now I know you haven't got the tux I brought you for Prom," She said lightly, her tone un-accusing, which in truth made me feel worse, "Which means we have to go shopping and find you one. Don't worry, Emmett will have to come too along with Edward and Carlisle." She said lightly. This made me feel a little better, as long as I wasn't the only one who would be subjected to Alice's shopping skills.

She was still talking, "… and Maybe if they're tailored or custom made then, you won't feel that uncomfortable in it." She as saying, "A bit more expensive however, but I'm guessing that Edward will be paying for everything, so it doesn't really matter that much…" I chuckled. I could imagine the look on Edwards face when he knew what Alice was up to, especially if she had free rein on his bank account. With Alice in charge no expense would be spared on this wedding.

"Hang on a second," I said carefully, "I thought it was traditional for the bride's family to pay for the wedding?"

Alice gave me one of her withering looks that she reserves only for me. "Traditionally, Yes." She said carefully, "But this is hardly a traditional wedding and it is the 21st centaury, so the expense nowadays is shared between the families. But," she added before I could speak, "I don't think that Charlie and Renee have enough money for the kind of wedding I shall be planning." She smiled sweetly. I let out a short laugh.

"Oh Alice." I said softly, "Am I going to have to rein you in, before you ruin Edward completely?"

"He doesn't have a choice!" Alice said smiling, "And anyway, am I really likely to ruin him?" She asked me in a sweet voice. How impossible it was for me to stop her sometimes. I shook my head.

"He'll stop you from doing anything too outrageous though," I said softly.

"I'd like to see him try!" Alice said smiling angelically, "I could do way more damage to him than he'd dare to do to me." I chuckled, "And you wouldn't let him lay a finger on me now, would you?" she asked looking at me with innocent eyes.

"No," I agreed laughing.

"And he wouldn't dare argue with you," She said happily. I hugged her just a little tighter. "And you won't let him get angry with me will you?" She added smiling brightly. I chuckled a little, "No Ma'am." I agreed again. She smiled brightly.

"That's alright then," Alice said smiling. She paused and looked out of the window. "Do you think Edward would mind ice sculptures?"