Meanwhile, we left Jennifer waiting by the door to Ansems office....
Xigbar scowled as he tried to find his way to Ansems office, "Why me, its been two years like hell I remember where the old mans office is..." He had been sent on a mission to retrive some hidden files in Ansems office seeing as he was gone for the day. Zexion had already done his job of kicking Sydnee out, now he just needed the notes. His rage grew as he passed the same door twice, "Screw this!" He began to randomly teleport to diffrent places in the Radiant Gardens castle. He walked straight and heard a rumbling sound, "Probably a heartless..." He drew his guns and stepped around the corner. To his surprise, it was Jennifer snoring like crazy. Jennifer was obnoxiously snoring in a rythmic patteren against the door to Ansems office. Pencil in hand, there was an elaborate drawing on the page in front of her. Xigbar took the drawing for a second, "Aw man, that is one awesome drawing...." He looked at the door she was sitting in front of and noticed it was Ansems office, "Yo...wake up." She kept snoring, "What is wrong with this child, she is going to choke herself with her own spit..." He kicked her with the tip of his shoe, "Move..."
Jennifer jumped up and her drawings flew across the hall, "OMAHGOUD! HUH?! WHAT?! WHO ATE MY ULTIMATE PIE?!" She frantically looked around and tried to recall where she was, "Oh..." She looked at Xigbar, he was very intimidating as a nobody, with that nasty scar and eye patch, "Who the hell are you?"
Xigbar scoffed, "Wouldnt you like to know. Now move I have uh-personal bussiness to attend to in that office..."
"Are you the new maid?" Jennifer was obviously still to drowsy to notice who she was talking to.
"MAID?! As if! Do I look like a maid?!" He gestured toward his outfit, "Does this look like a maid uniform?!"
"Well actually.." Now she was just playing with him. She had a completly straight face, if you didnt know her, you would think she was being serious. Xigbar was offended, his organization coat was apparently similar to maid wear, "I'm only kidding....seriously who are you though?" Jennifer began to pick up her scattered drawings and placed them two by two into her sketch guy was kinda creepy, Jennifer was starting to notice that as she woke up more. He had two hella big guns and one of those 'back off or I'll kick your ass' feelings. She was using caution, but didnt want to sound scared or anything. Xigbar was thinking to himself, 'WTF.', "You the replacement apprentice or something?" Jennifer knew that no one would be able to replace Sydnee she had more experience than anyone and some weird creep certainly wasnt cut out for the job.
Xigbar just stood there for a second thinking about his answer, if he tells her he is, then when she brings him up later, people will call her crazy and Ansem will get ideas. Yet if I tell her I'm not, the I have to think of something else...could just knock her out...He liked the third choice best, "Look kid, been great talking with ya', but I have something I need to do and I cant watch my movie until I get what I need so..."
"Wait, what movie?" Jennifer knew what was coming, he was going to try and knock her out. Not gunna happen. She was a good fighter, and blocker so there was no chance he would get away with that. She was now the head apprentice, and it was her job to keep the others safe and in line now. Maybe if she could stall him long enough, Master Ansem would come and straighten things out sooner or later.
Xigbar froze in place with a look of amusement, "Does that really matter right now? I'm about to knock you out, maybe even kill you and your asking me what movie I'm going to watch later?"
Jennifer stiked a thoughtful pose, "Well..." She pretended to stroke a beard that obviously wasnt there, "Yes. Yes, that is what I am doing." She slipped into a fake intelligent voice, "I find that the movie you are going to watch represents a great meaning in this situation here. If you were to knock me out now, when I wake up the first thing I shall want to know is what movie was that curious man going to watch? Did he enjoy it, did he find a purpose in it, was he entertained, and so fourth...." Jennifer was about to crack up, her intelligent voice was so fake it was amusing.
Xigbar stared for a second, "What the fuck was that? Thats not how you actually talk is it?"
"No..." She used her manly voice, "I talk like this most of the time, can you believe that when my voice is recorded, it sounds like a guys. I mean seriously how does that even happen?" She was so convincing, it almost wasnt funny anymore, but in the middle of her sentence, her voice had gotten to high and faltered. Other than that, it sounded a lot like Xigbar.
This kid was amusing, Xigbar just might have to take her back to the organization with him. Xigbar put his weapons down to refrain from laughing, "Look kid, you got a sense of humor, but I'm on important buisness."
"You still havent told me what movie. Do I have to repeat my reason for wanting to know what movie?" She went back into her thoughtful pose.
"I'm good. Fine, you wanna know?" He mumbled a little when he said this, "Finding Nemo..."
"What was that? I couldnt hear you." Jennifer had heard him, she just wanted it clarified.
"Finding Nemo, I like that turtle dude.." Why was he even talking to her? The office was right there, he could just go in and be done, he could have been done five minutes ago. Well Jennifer knew to much now, she had seen him and talked to him. He couldnt leave her here, she might tell someone, even if he did knock her out, she would remember all this.
"What can I call you? I prefere to be known as Super Awesome Rainbow Ranger Z, what about you though?" She did a power ranger hand gesture and smiled big. Of course she was kidding, he was well aware of that, but it was still funny.
"Super Awesome Rainbow Ranger Z? Thats a bit long, dont you think? I call myself," He tried to think of a name that could top that, but none came to mind. So he just used his title, "The Freeshooter..."
"Ah yes, Mister Freeshooter. Now tell me," She was now talking like a physician, "How does that make you feel?"
"That doesnt even make sense...." Xigbar thought about it, he didnt feel anything at all...
Jennifer shrugged. She was beging to wonder what time it was, "Hey, do you happen to have the time?"
"Its about 4 in the afternoon..."
"But it was five when Sydnee went in there!" Was it really possible that she had slept for a whole day...no he had to of had the time wrong, "What day is it?"
"Ok, now really as fun as this is, I need to get going." Xigbar aimed his gun at Jennifer, she was very entertaining, but she had seen him, and he could let her spread that he had been here.
Oh shit, Jennifer wasnt sure she could take him, he looked like he would give a promising fight, "I'm not going easy. Just to let you know..." She held her hand out and a keyblade appeared, "What the hell is this? Where is my battle ax?!" Jennifer and Xigbar looked at the keyblade in shock, now Xigbar knew he had to kill her. This was not a good time for her ax to be failing her, "Come on...come on...all I can get is this stupid key!"
"Stupid key?" Xigbar got an evil idea, "You mean you dont know what your holding?"
"Hell no, I dont fight with a flipping key..." Xigbar held back a smirk, "Why...this isnt the key to your house is it?"
Xigbar laughed, "The key to my house?! As if! That would be insane, I would have a door bigger than the one to the library...No, no. That is a keyblade."
"Sounds threatening..." Jennifer looked at the overly large key. It looked so stupid compared to her battle ax.
Xigbar grabbed it from her, "But this isnt any ordinary key, look..." He walked away and the key appeared in Jennifers hands again.
"What so theres no getting rid of this?! Its like being followed by a ghost...only worse, its an overly large key...stupid key..." Jennifer threw it but it came back to her, "Its like a boomerang."
"Do you know what really happened to your friend?" Xigbar casualy walked up to her with a friendly smile.
"What Sydnee? I already know that she got kicked out..." Jennifer backed away from him, she wasnt quite sure she could trust him.
"Oh...she got kicked out. Thats what you think! She was really kidnapped by Organization 13. They fear the keyblade weilder and control these things called heartless...." Xigbar hoped this would work, if he could get Jennifer to think that beating up heartless would save her friend, the Organization would hooked up.
"Yeah right. How do I know that this isnt just some kind of trick?" She slung the keyblade over her shoulder.
"Oh, this is no trick. Sydnee is going to loose her heart if you dont get to killing those heartless." Xigbar wanted to make sure she killed heatless, not nobodies.
"Her heart? Like she is going to phsically loose the oragan that pumps blood through her body? Shes going to die if I dont get rid of some stupid heartless? That seems a little dramatic." Jennifer was far to lazy to go out and do something if it wasnt true, but Xigbar was beginging to scare her a little.
"She wont die exactly, she'll turn into a nobody. No heart, no emotions. She'll join organization 13 and work with them to get back her heart. But the only way to do that is to destroy the worlds, even if her best friend does live on one of them..." Xigbar saw that he was starting to get through to her.
"Sydnee wouldnt do that! Even if it was to get her heart back! She isnt that selfish, how could you say that about her? Wait...when you say destroy, do you mean like destroy destroy, like blow up un-repairable destroy or like destroy as in ruin the buildings and junk like that?" Jennifer was believing him, Sydnee did like explosions, especially if she had a reason to make one...
"Destroy destroy..." Xigbar shook his head and acted like he cared, "You could start here...and if you need my help, just call me."
"But..."