Warnings: Um lots of crack and funny. there may be mistakes but im in a hurry here!
Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto
Ouykuu
Chapter 4
As the blond drove home he tried to get those eyes out of his head, but they just wouldn't leave his mind. They were so cold and shallow, so on guard to the point where he didn't even know the difference between pestering and help.
As he turned into the next lane Naruto felt his cell phone vibrating. He quickly looked at the caller ID and saw the black letters spell out the name he knew all too well.
"Hello," he said greeting the other person on the end.
"Oi gaki, how come you never call me," said a woman's demanding voice on the other end.
Naruto laughed at Tsunade, "Well maybe if you weren't to drunk to pick up your phone I could talk to you."
He slowed down as the light turned yellow, rolling his eyes as he heard Tsunade scoff on the other end.
"Women don't get drunk…. We just get slightly intoxicated," Tsunade countered back.
Naruto laughed harder into the receiver, who could help it Tsunade made him laugh.
"Tsunade stop, your gonna make me crash!"
"That was my entire purpose. Besides that I was wondering where you are staying for the time being Naruto," Tsunade asked seriously, she was kinda worried for Naruto. Gaara did have a possessive streak when it came to Naruto, so it resulted him in losing a lot of contacts with his friends.
"Well right now I'm at Iruka's, but it's only temporary I swear," Naruto said quickly trying to reassure the woman he was fine.
He finally pulled into the street one block away from Iruka's home. As he listened to Tsunade he thought he heard Ito's voice.
"Tsunade did you kidnap Ito," Naruto asked warily.
As Naruto opened the door he was greeted by his not so tired son and a slender but ridiculously big breasted woman, with long dirty blond hair, and hazel eyes that glittered with happy insanity.
Tsunade looked about late 20's or between early or mid 30's but the Amazon was actually near 50 years old.
"Okaa-san when Kiba-san was taking me home we went for ice cream! He said he would have stayed, but he had to go. Work is so hard when you're trying to balance life," Ito said all in one breath.
Naruto just nodded as he went towards his family friend of many years and embraced her tightly.
"Hey Gaki," she greeted him with her terms of endearment.
Naruto rolled his eye at her antics and greeted her with a warm, "Nice to see you also Tsunade."
They released one another and Naruto offered her a seat in the Kitchen so they could talk.
"So Tsunade how's life," Naruto said his smiling brightening up the room.
"Same as usual, but I came here to ask you something," she said as she placed Ito securely in her lap, his blue eyes looking back and forth at both of the blonds.
"What is it?"
"You have a lot on your shoulders right now Naruto, so today I wanted to take Ito for the holidays," she said waiting for Naruto's next reaction.
Naruto looked at Tsunade apprehension set in his eyes. He leaned into the table, his fingers running through his hair as he sighed deeply.
"Um… Ito," Naruto said warily, "what would you like to do?"
Ito thought for a moment and replied, "Could I please go Okaa-san, it sounds really fun."
Naruto nodded and looked at Tsunade.
"Okay Ito, go up and pack your bags okay," he commanded nicely, his heart brightening as he saw the look on Ito's face.
"Really Okaa-san," Ito gasped unbelievably at his mother.
"Really Ito."
Tsunade laughed as Ito leaped out of her lap racing up the stairs to retrieve his items. Silence engulfed the room as Naruto said nothing.
"You know this will be the first time Ito and I will be separated? But I know he's in safe hands," the male blond said solemnly as he leaned his head on his elbow.
"It will be fine gaki don't worry so much. Besides you do need a break, and some time to yourself Naruto. Especially now that you're going to be handling a divorce and looking for a place to stay."
Naruto nodded in agreement, he really should pay attention to factors like that.
Finally after some time Ito came down with his bags.
"Okaa-san I'm gonna miss you," Ito exclaimed as he went up to hug his mother's neck.
"Don't worry Ito, I'll see you soon okay," Naruto said as he pecked the pale forehead, brushing the crimson locks in the process.
Tsunade got up and took a hold of Ito's hand, and quickly gave Naruto a hug.
"Well brat I'll have Ito call you every single day while he's gone okay. Besides you need to think of his gifts," Tsunade cheered as he gave Ito a smile.
"Okaa-san is gonna give me a present! What is it? Please tell me," Ito pleaded.
Naruto looked at Ito and smiled mischievously, "Nope it's a surprise!"
Ito mourned the loss of the information, but Tsunade cheered his spirits as she told him how many gifts she had brought for the young red head.
"Bye Tsunade, bye Ito!"
"See ya later brat," Tsunade said losing the door.
"Thank you," Naruto said to Tsunade in a whisper.
"You're welcome," she said popping her head through the door, and shutting it fast as the speed of light.
The blond just found himself laughing again as he walked to the counter where his fruits were set.
Tsunade made him laugh so much.
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Sasuke Uchiha entered the hall with his nose held up high with pride as he nearly floated into the room with only the grace an Uchiha could have. He looked over the room, and ran his fingers through his hair, brushing past the bangs that framed his handsome face, and the hair that stuck out like a 'duck-butt'.
"Kiba," he called letting the irritation show evident in his voice. His eyes looked as the said person came to him, he could already tell that trouble would ensue later on.
"Yes Sasuke," he replied dryly. Kiba had been doing his job properly until Sasuke had to show up. He could literally feel the negativity come from the boy in waves.
"How is set up going," he asked looking over the banquet area with calculating eyes. If there was one thing Sasuke strived for it was perfection. There is no room for error in his book, but if there did happen to be a slip up he would correct it in an instant.
"Look Sasuke everything is running fine. The tables are being set up, as well as the stage, the music is tuning their instruments, and the audio is just being fixed up," he sighed heavily. If only Naruto were there with him, then maybe be could tolerate work.
"Accents," Sasuke tested.
"All they need is to fix the lighting."
"Party favors."
"All finished this morning," Kiba grinned triumphantly.
"Food," Sasuke asked finally. Kiba's grin flattered slightly but his natural mischief was still in his eyes.
"Well, they called in and said they are running slightly late but they should be here any minute. Christmas is almost here and there is a lot of-," however he wasn't able to finish when he saw a pale hand indicating him to stop with the excuses.
"Kiba," Sasuke warned, "this matter needs to be attended to. Fast. I don't want Itachi breathing down my neck just because the chef couldn't get here in time for some pieces of crap thrown together."
Kiba rolled his eyes at Sasuke, "Yes Sasuke. Now mind letting me do my work so I can go and make sure everything is and will be perfectly fine."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the dog lover before he turned away from Kiba. Walking past all the workers, he rolled his eyes when he past fawning women, and quickly went back to inspecting the workers.
He reached into his pocket and clutched his vibrating phone inside it. With a simple touch of his fingers the conversation began, "Hello Itachi."
"Hello little brother. The banquet is fine I presume," Itachi inquired out of Sasuke. All the while the younger of the two was sighed heavily in his mind at his older brother. Leave it to Itachi to ruin his day even more.
"Yes Itachi everything is just wonderful," he sang sarcastically. He could practically feel the smirk on the other line emitting from his brother. His fist tightened in aggravation at the all too calm voice at the other end.
"I hope so Sasuke. Expect me there within a moment's time," Itachi said swiftly hanging up. Sasuke rubbed the bridge of his nose in irritation; he really needed his stress ball because Itachi would be arriving in 10 minutes.
XxXx
Itachi laid down his phone and leaned slightly into the limousine seats dismissively watching the scenery before his eyes. All the buildings were piled high, almost trying to reach out towards the sky, to freedom.
He glanced at his Rolex watch, he would arrive in just about … 5…4…3
Ah perfect, with two moments time to spear. He got out the limo, casting his driver off to the side and entering the reception area. His eye stayed focus on his brother, seeing him suffer is truly fun.
"Sasuke, you seem trouble," Itachi said hitting a nerve in his younger brother's head.
"Itachi," Sasuke ground out, "I have to time for this shit! The chef, damn him to hell isn't coming!"
Itachi watched his brother with calm eyes; seeing his brother act rash at moments like this was- wait… did Sasuke say the chef! The cook who is supposed to feed 400 of the most important business figures just quit?
"Sasuke who did this come about," he said glaring his cold, ruby eyes into Sasuke's self.
"The chef wanted to go home and visit his kids for the holidays, and I said no."
"When did he ask to leave Sasuke," Itachi asked finding this entire epic too dramatic.
"In two days Itachi, but he has-"
Sasuke's sentence was cut short quickly with a cold heated glare as his brother said, "Is there anyone available?"
"No, there all gone for the holidays or booked."
"Kiba," Itachi called quickly seeing him come quickly.
"Yes Itachi-san," Kiba said looking at the very intimidating man before him.
"If you value your job, find a chef within the next five minutes who can cook for 400 people in…." he looked down glancing at his watch, "6 hours."
"Hey, I know just t-the per-p-person," he smiled nervously. He continuously prayed in his mind that Naruto would pick up the phone.
'Please Kami, please Kami-'
"Hello," a gentle voice answered.
'Thank you Kami!'
"Naruto its Kiba and I'm in need! It's an emergency!"
"Kiba, Kiba," Naruto laughed over the other end, "What's going on? Spell Akimaru and tell me what's going on."
Kiba did as Naruto told him before spilling out, "Naruto please you have to help me, if you don't I will be killed! I need you to come and cook for 400 people in 6 hours."
"400 people that's nothing… wait did I hear you say 400 people," Naruto asked
"Naruto please," Kiba begged, "I need you so bad right now, please pull through for me."
Kiba crossed his fingers and heard Naruto sigh over the phone, "Fine… where are you?" The grateful dog boy thanked him unconditionally before telling him the address.
"But Naruto you live all the way across town!"
"Kiba, I give you my word I will be there in 3 minutes. You know I never go back on my word."
Quickly their phone conversation had ended and Itachi glanced at his watch.
XxXx
Naruto worked quickly and grabbed his apron, some chopsticks, and his car keys.
"Kiba," Naruto said running into his car and starting it up, "you owe me so bad."
With that said and done Naruto bolted into the street, almost apologizing for all the people he almost ran over.
XxXx
Kiba looked nervously at the clock, Naruto had only 1 minute and 30 seconds to go…
"Come on come on Naruto. Where are-"
"Oh heavens someone almost got ran over!" Kiba turned to the direction of the havoc, and what he saw made him smile.
The blond ran in tangled limbs trying to put the red apron on. He finally came to Kiba, almost crashing into him along the way.
"Kiba," Naruto said wrapping his hair into a bun, holding the blond locks in place with the chopsticks, "I need you and whoever to show me all the stuff."
Kiba grabbed Naruto's wrist before pulling him behind the quarters to where the kitchen was.
"Okay Naruto, dear heavens-"
"Kiba," Naruto interrupted, "cut it now and give me my material."
"Okay we have tubs of lobster, king crab, fillet mignon, all the best cut meat in the world, any fruit or vegetable you can think of, and all the seasonings in the world."
"Okay, how many crew members." He asked.
"There are 18," he answered, running behind Naruto.
"Okay then Kiba. From now on, you are going to help me and make sure everything is in tip top shape around here." Kiba just nodded his head at the string of Naruto's orders that flew out at him.
"Okay, I need three groups of five and one group of three. Okay the first group go into station 1 and begin as instructed on the papers in your station. It's going to be a hard job, but hey I'm an Uzumaki. We get the job done. OK! Let's go."
Quickly they all scattered around, quickly moving to their station. Sounds of cutting, sizzling, and the mixing of culinary items began to disburse through the air in an array of culinary music. Everyone was focused hard on their task, each one following the chef's orders in fear for their life at the sake of the Uchiha brothers.
"Kiba," Naruto called focusing on his task, "what is this all about?"
Both he and Naruto quickly ran to the boiling pot, hearing Naruto apologize with a soft sorry to the lobsters before he dumped the entire big mass into the boiling pot of water.
"Well… there's this big party you could say, where in all has a double- cot Damnit I cant cut this!"
Quickly Naruto handed the grater and took what was in Kiba's hands and began to cut with the ease of butter.
"Hey how did you," a quick jab to the ribs got him back," ok ok! Basically all the biggest top notch and upcoming business people come to this banquet sash fundraiser to give their money by bidding on these men and women. Well actually this is all just a giant business transaction for everyone. Each and every person in here is looking to make more money tonight; this is all just some slick cover up."
By the time Kiba had finished explaining station one was halfway done and the drinks were already done.
"This is some weird crap. TOMATOES," Naruto yelled loudly before a tomato was thrown into the air. Without looking Naruto caught it with one hand as his back was turned in the direction it was thrown.
Over all things were going smoothly….
**** 4 and ½ hours later ****
Sasuke ran down finding all the crew members were laughing joyously, something he had to raise a perfectly arched eyebrow to.
His feet began to pace towards were the waiters were seeing a short, skinny person direct the waiters on how to place the foods on each table.
"Hey, were you a ballerina," a soft and gentle voice asked the male with amethyst eyes and brown hair.
"You're funny but no," the male laughed smiling. Sasuke tried to get a better view of the voice but every single time he tried to the person turned or ducked in the opposing direction.
"Really? Man because if you were I was going to have you perform at my friends birthday party! Have you ever heard of this show called the dancing ketchup?"
"Yea," he said smiling at where the conversation was going.
"Well he loves the Mustard Myster and you dance like it," the person said with a thoughtful stance.
Both erupted with laughter and Sasuke found himself going towards the two. The said person wasn't very tall at all, and had a girlish figure. Kinda flat, but hey that can happen. Sasuke saw the chef take off its hat before long, smooth blonde tresses fell down to the lower back in a waterfall of liquid gold.
As he quickly approached he was the man who he was talking to before began to blush madly. Sasuke became more interested as the blush grew deeper and deeper from the taller man, before he saw a trickle of blood come out his nose before his legs began to give out a little.
Finally he had gotten over and the blond had set down the waiter on the floor, long hair covering his body like a curtain.
"What seems to be the problem," Sasuke inquired from the frantic blond. Quickly he felt himself drowning in oceans. The person was beautiful, no wonder the waiter had fainted.
"Miroku here just fainted," the blond said fanning Miroku, "I don't even know why. Naruto Uzumaki by the way."
"Sasuke Uchiha, and what type of name is Naruto for a female," Sasuke said before he saw pink lips gape open, before a really cute blush spread to Naruto's face.
"Fuh- Fi- FEMALE! I'm all man… well mostly! Teme I'm a man," his embarrassed voice boomed in the empty ball room. All the waiters were going over their routine, had suddenly stopped, and looked at the growing scene.
"Why does everyone think that I'm a female," Naruto huffed and quickly got up, forgetting about the head that was actually placed on his lap. He quickly shot himself back down to help Miroku.
Sasuke muttered, "Dobe."
Naruto looked at this Sasuke with fire in his eyes, so ready to spit a verbal attack that would go down in history until he heard the groan of pain come from his lap. He was scared because Miroku's eyes were shut, and he looked unconscious.
"Look, I have no time for temes, poor Miroku is hurting!"
Sasuke looked at the frantic blond that was the first time anyone had ever insulted him. Especially after he had given his name out, though many will recognize his face. A smirk appeared on his face, this blond was interesting.
"Naruto," he heard the familiar voice of Kiba.
"Kiba, I'm kinda busy right now," Naruto said trying to get the situation under control.
"Kiba, you know him," Sasuke asked with his stoic face on.
Kiba looked between Naruto and Sasuke.
"Yea, he knows me teme," all the while Kiba was doing big jesters trying to get Naruto to stop, "We've been best friends since like elementary. Kiba how do you know this prick. Please tell me he didn't try to shove a stick up your ass like his."
Sasuke looked at Kiba, his face drained of all color. He looked a sickly pale, instead of his dark tan.
"Naruto."
"Yes Kiba."
"Remember the ring tone Mr. Grinch," Kiba tried to whisper the last part so only Naruto could hear. Too bad nothing can get past an Uchiha's ears.
"Yuppers," Naruto replied with wide glittering eyes.
"That's him," Kiba finally finished, waiting for all the wheels to start turning in Naruto's head. Slowly and surly Naruto looked back at Sasuke, and back at Kiba, and shrugged his shoulders as if he didn't care.
"He's an Uchiha," Kiba said slowly, trying to make Naruto understand what he was trying to get through.
"And I'm an Uzumaki. What difference does it make?" Naruto sighed before he looked and began to help Miroku back to health. Gently he sent him down going to get some water.
As he walked, Naruto thought, he could have sworn he heard that name before. But he hated things like that. Just because you have some famous names doesn't mean anything. This just got his whole mood down, because of this dumb crap!
Naruto, too busy thinking, didn't notice the figure approach him, and crashed straight into him.
"Cot Damnit, would you mind," he said looking up, "Hey! You're the guy I met in the rain."
Itachi looked down, and sure enough it was the blond woman (Naruto is not a girl, he just thinks he is) that he met in the rain that night.
"What are you doing here," Naruto asked, trying to block an uprising blush that was coming to his face. Itachi offered a hand to Naruto, surprised at how his cold hands reacted to the tender warm ones.
"Same could be said for you," he said pulling the feather light blond up. He looked, and watched as Naruto blushed under his calculating gaze.
"Well, my friend Kiba said that he needed some help with the food. Do you know what it feels like to cook for 400 people in only a few hours," Naruto replied waving his arms around in the air for emphasis.
"So you're the chef who is cooking for my charity fund," Itachi's deep voice more stated then asked Naruto.
"I had to cook for you umm," Naruto said trying to remember his name, "Itachi! Yeah Itachi!"
"Yes," Itachi said with a small chuckle, "that would be my name."
"Chi-san, I'm Naruto Uzumaki," Itachi shook the blonde's hand, looking at the smile that reached blue gems for eyes, "and if you think I'm a female I'm not."
Itachi looked at Naruto with his eyebrows raised, "You certainly do look like one, I must admit."
Once again Naruto found himself sputtering at any upcoming words that tried to form from his mouth. Goodness did he really look that much like a girl. Okay, Naruto knew he was a uke, dear god he got reminded that each and everyday of his life by his son-but Damnit!
"I-I-I do-n't look li-ke a female that much," Naruto cried out, pouting at his curse.
"Have you looked in the mirror lately dobe. You look like a woman," Sasuke said pulling into the conversation. He looked at his brother, wondering just what in the hell was going on.
Naruto looked at both of the men; his mind was spinning to fast. He clutched his head as though he was in agony. Sasuke found himself raising an eyebrow at Naruto's strangeness.
"No, there are 2 bastards. No, no, no! Even though I must admit Chichi is much nicer," he said putting a finger on his head.
If it was any out of character moment, Sasuke almost found himself brawling of laughter on the floor. He quickly regained his composure; he was a man of honor a man of dignit-
"Yea, he's much nicer than that duck butt over there," Naruto said in a personal conversation with himself.
Fuck dignity, Sasuke was going for the attack, until a wave of sadistic torture came from behind the blond.
"You know it's very rude to give someone a nickname in which you don't even know," Itachi snuck up behind Naruto, and whispered smoothly into his ear, "Naruto-kun."
"Ah!" Naruto yelped blushing ten fold.
"Don't do that you meanie!"
"Meanie. That's an excellent comeback dobe," Sasuke taunted.
"Shut it Teme!"
"Ah Naruto-kun don't be so rude."
"Stop being a damn stalker then ChiChi!"
"I think you may need to reconsider Naru-chan"
"Don't call me that teme!"
"My, my Naruto what would you like him to call you?"
"Maybe Uke-san or Junjun-Kun."
"STOP IT YOU EVIL SON OF A BASTARDS! GOSH IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME CHICHI AND DUCK BUTT THEN HERE YOU GO!!! IM NARUTO NAZIKAME AND IM A CHEF! I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SON WHOM I LOVE TO DEATH! GOT IT!!!"
By the time Naruto was done half the room was deaf. In a total 360 Naruto gave them a heartwarming smile.
"Wait you're not gay," Sasuke said unphased by the rant, and more interested in the telling of Naruto's son.
"HE'S MORE GAYER THAN THE FUCKING RAINBOW," Kiba yelled from across the room, much too use to Naruto doing things like this.
"Heyy…" Naruto whined, "Well he is right about that."
"You adopted then."
"No," Naruto answered simply.
"Then tell me please how in the hell you had a son."
"Ok… um let's go over the birds and the bees that okay. Okay when it's time the bee will go-"
"No I already know how he was created dobe," Sasuke said rolling his eyes.
"Oh," Naruto began to twiddle his fingers, "umm I guess I have an actively working female reproductive system," Naruto muttered shyly looking away from the two handsome brothers.
"Well, my son Itoshigo is my everything- that little devil," Naruto began to giggle instantly lightening the mood.
The sound of clicking heels came into perspective, before a female with strange bubble gum pink hair, and jade green eyes came into view.
"Sir, it seems like everything is down pact and in order just as expected and – OMG He's too adorable! Hi my name's Sakura, Sasuke's assistant," she smiled offering a well manicured hand.
"Naruto Nazikame, pleasure to meet you," he smiled back lighting up his face and eyes beautifully.
She took his hand, but she noticed something about them.
"You have really beautiful nails, where do you get them done at," she asked. Every so slowly they began to ebb away from the task at hand and they soon discovered the actually have very much in common.
"Sakura," Sasuke called to his assistant. Instantly she turned around with a flush, "I believe you should be attending to the men."
"What men," Naruto asked.
"Oh wouldn't you like to know," Sakura teased, "Well women and men donate there time to the highest bidder. Who ever bids the highest on a said person, causes them to win. The prize is an all expense paid date for the entire day. What happens with them is behind closed doors, and believe me I do not want to know."
Naruto and Sakura laughed till their stomachs ached in pain and tears came from their eyes.
"Hey, is there any more spots left," Naruto curiously asked. He looked over her shoulder trying to get a peek, before she snatched it away from him.
She quickly readjusted her glasses and scanned through the list making sure everything was in tact.
"Hmm… there seems to be a spot left open. Its calling out for a pretty blond hair, blued chef with a heart warming smile."
"You know," Naruto began, "Even though I just met you… I have a pretty good feeling that we're going to be really good friends."
"Me too."
Both looked at one another, and once again laughed in the midst of this all.
XxXx
The grand charity ball had long ago begun and the food was getting wonderful commentary. It seemed as though everything was going according to plan, with the exception of a few discreet under the nose business transactions helping expand the economy of their profits.
The reviews had already left the Uchiha brother's with points onto their already outstanding reputation. Now all the guest were sitting down, conversations of sickening riches cast one way, then round and round like a rollercoaster.
All the chatter however began to die down when the announcer came onto stage.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen! I hope you've been enjoying your evening so far. Well as you know…"
On and on the announcer went on about the prostitution… I mean auction! On went men, as there bodies were bided on by many. Sometimes it was sick to watch all these old rich women get hot and bothered from the young, rich bachelors.
Finally the auction was supposed to be over after Yuko, but in a strange sudden event Sakura pulled the host off the stage and smiled brightly at the audience.
"Hello ladies and gentle men! There's going to be one more selection…umm, it was to be a surprise as a thank you gift to the entire companies who decided to join us today," Sakura lied. She began to blush at all the wealthy eyes that were seemingly ridiculing her every move.
"Well let me introduce him. He's an adorable piece of eye candy, with a pearl white smile, a heart of gold, and cooking skills like a god! He was our chef tonight and I know since he captured your appetite, he can also capture your hearts," she smiled as she went further on about his attributes; the two Uchiha brothers (well Sasuke) were becoming angry with every moment.
"I'm going to fire her quicker than you can say bankruptcy," Sasuke growled looking at the stage were his personal assistant stood. Without any second thought he lifted himself from his seat, but just as he was going to storm onto stage, a vice grip took his hand tightly.
"Hold on and think for a moment Sasuke, look how engaged the audience is," Itachi spoke and sure enough Sasuke looked around and saw just at the mention of the wonderful chef captivated the crowd.
Before he knew it the chef had gone out to the stage, with a pleasant smile. He must have taken off his apron, because Naruto wore some very fitting black slacks, shiny black dress shoes, and a cotton long sleeve black turtle neck. The outfit complimented his body quite well and brought out his features.
"Ok the bidding starts at-"
"450,000!"
"I'll raise it to 500,000 yen!"
"Okay I hear 500 thousand yen can I get 550"
"I'll give you 700 thousand yen!"
On and on the bidding went higher and higher and Naruto began to get a head ache. All this arguing was making his head hurt, resulting in a blushing and pouting chef on the stage.
Just from this action the arguing on bidding became more vicious, many couldn't even bid due to the vast amounts off blood loss.
"Okay! Were up to 16 million yen, any other bids.... Going once!"
"Sasuke," Itachi called to his younger brother, "I'm going to teach you something new about business today."
"Going twice!"
"What," Sasuke inquired from his brother.
Itachi raised his card into the air, "45 million yen."
"Wow we're at 45 MILLION YEN! ANY OTHER OFFFERS?"
"Going once… going twice…."
"Always pounce on your prey with brute strength at the end when going for the kill."
"SOLD," She smiled slamming the hammer down she sealed Naruto's fate, "to Itachi Uchiha for 45 million yen!"
By now Naruto had to sit down in a chair because he was gasping for air due to a panic attack.
"Oh no," he moaned, "I'm doomed!"
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