A/N: Sorry this chapter took longer than I expected to upload, I had finals that I had to study for.

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Chapter 2: Jasper Gets a Makeover

Carlisle and Esme were on the living room couch watching a movie; all of the kids had been settled in for the night—or so they thought. Little did they know that a little vampire was up and about.

Jasper crept out of his room and silently toddled down the hall towards Alice's room. He was just about to tap on the door, but Alice had seen him coming; she opened the door and pulled him inside.

"Awe you cwazy?! Cawile and Esme will heaw you!" Alice put her hands on her little hips and glared cutely at Jasper.

"I'm sawy. I was wondewing if you stiw wanted to do that thing?" Jasper played with his fingers sadly as he spoke; he didn't like it when Alice—or anyone for that matter—got mad at him. Though as soon as he spoke, Alice brightened.

"Okay! But we have to be quiet." They both poked their heads into the hallway, and when they saw that the coast was clear, hurried into Carlisle and Esme's room.

"Jaspew, you sit hewe and I'll make you pwetty!" Alice pointed to a stool, which Jasper eagerly sat on (he would do just about anything to please Alice). Minutes later, Jasper had blue eye shadow, bright pink blush, and red lipstick smeared all over his face.

"Awe you done yet? Wewe going to get cawt!" Jasper wiggled in his seat—causing Alice to smudge his purple fingernail polish.

"Jaspew, just hold yowe howses! I'm awmost done!" Alice pulled a pair of clip-on earrings out of her pocket and clipped them to Jasper's ears before holding up a mirror. "Wew, do you like it?" Alice asked him while making a puppy-dog face.

"I look like a cwown!" Jasper exclaimed, causing Alice to pout. When her lip began to tremble he hurriedly added: "but I feew like a vewy pwetty clown. You did a gweat job, Alice!" Immediately the pout vanished, replaced by a bright smile.

"Let's take youwe picsuwe!" Alice ran into the bedroom, grabbed a camera, and was just about to press the button…when the light flipped on.

"Alice! Jasper! What are…?" That's as far as Esme got before she began to laugh. She took the camera from a startled Alice (who was holding it backwards). "Go stand by Jasper, honey, and I'll take your picture." She quickly snapped the photo before turning towards the bedroom. "Carlisle, can you go get Alice settled into her room again? I have a little situation to take care of."

When Jasper was clean and both children were settled back into their rooms, Esme showed Carlisle the picture. They both smiled and shook their heads.

"Kids."

Words:

Awe – are

Cwazy – crazy

Cawile – Carlisle

Heaw – hear

Sawy – sorry

Wondewing – wondering

Stiw –still

Jaspew – Jasper

Pwetty – pretty

Wewe – we're

Yowe – your

Wew – well

Vewy – very

Gweat – great

Cawt – caught

Cwown—clown