Chapter one of my present, hope you all enjoy it!!!! Remember that there is swearing involved!!!! Btw, if anyone knows the proper rating for light to heavy swearing, please let me know so I can change it if need be, thanks! ^_^

Chapter One

I'm Where? With Who?

Barely grasping what was happening to her, Krystal sat up as fast as she could and found the one thing that could confirm this impossible happening. There! Purple hair…… holy shit its future Trunks!!

While Inner Krystal died and went to a better place, Outer Krystal was faced with the reality that yes, she was in the world of Dragonball Z and no, she hadn't taken any drugs lately. Well, none that she could remember at any rate, but this is beside the point.

'Wow! How did you do that? Did you use Instant Transmission? My Tou-san does too!' a boy with spiky blonde hair was leaning over her, his eyes lit with wonder.

'What does it matter, gaki? Can't you sense her Kai levels? There's no power in her at all, just another weakling,' said a man standing a little way from the main group, sneering in Krystal's direction.

'What the hell does that mean?!? I have no power, well screw you, Vegeta!' Krystal yelled out angrily, without realizing just what she had said and just who she had said it to.

'What was that!?! And just how would someone on your level know who I am?'

Baka! Yelled Inner Krystal, you called him Vegeta! How the hell would you know his name when he's never seen you before!

'Oh damn it,' she muttered under her breath.

'We're waiting, onna.'

'Well, I'm actually a Saiyjin! But I was never trained because my Kai got… sealed,' Krystal said quickly. Surely it wasn't that unlikely; Goku was here, wasn't he?

Vegeta was cut off from replying when above mentioned Saiyjin joined the conversation.

'Cool! So you're a Saiyjin too, huh? My names Goku, but Vegeta calls me Kakarott, which is my Saiyjin name. It's too bad about your powers though; you could've helped us out,' Goku said, in all his goofiness. Vegeta just rolled his eyes and moved further away from the group, muttering about baka's who don't know when to shut up.

'Sorry about him,' said a voice from behind her.

Inner Krystal screamed happily, before dancing around in her small space, before sitting down to quietly (coughloudlycough) fangirl in peace. Being far more mature then her Inner self, Outer Krystal merrily turned around to stare wide eyed at the ill named boy, who looked surprised by the attention. When she realized what she was doing, Krystal quickly turned away to see who else was around. The first people she saw, or heard as it were, was Hurcule and his group, whom were listening intently as the afro haired man belittled the Z Warriors techniques in a loud carrying voice ('It's all illusions, really. Any half rate fighter could see what was going on, which makes it even more insulting to someone one of my stature!'). The next creature, for it was most definitely not human, was the tall bug like green android called Cell, whom Krystal thought was much more screwed looking then what she had seen on television. The American's, she thought, had probably turned down the freakiness so to not scare small children who watch fighters kill each other. Rather pointless really, when you think about it, but American idiocy was neither here nor there at this point.

Seeing where she was looking Trunks' face turned to that of disgust.

'Horrible, isn't it? This thing which has killed so many people,' he said quietly, hate laced in his voice.

'Definitely,' she agreed. 'He won't live much longer, though.'

'And how would you know that?' Trunks asked, raising an eyebrow in such an imitation of his father that Krystal almost laughed.

Controlling herself she replied, 'I just have a way of knowing these things. Watching TV also helps,' she muttered at the end.

'Well let's hope that your knowledge isn't misplaced, then,' he said, smiling slightly at Krystal, who didn't notice that someone had listened to the conversation while she stared again at the purplette in front of her.

'Do you know who's going to do it? Do you know who's going to finally defeat Cell? Is it my Tou-san?' Gohan was almost jumping in anticipation, staring at Krystal with hopeful eyes.

'Yes,' Krystal started, grinning at the young Saiyjin wearing a mini Piccolo outfit, seeing said Namik's eyes grow as he listened in, 'I do know who will win, but it's not Goku-san who will do it.'

Krystal was glad that she paid attention when her friend Mercieca Sarrah had told her about different Japanese suffixes, seeing as she was clearly in the Japanese version of DBZ, if words like 'Tou-san' and 'gaki' were anything to go by.

'And what, one of them can?' a smooth obnoxious voice called over.

Everyone turned to see Cell staring at them grinning in amusement at what Krystal had said; they had forgotten that he had Piccolo's ability to hear even the quietest of voices.

'Which one would you say, then? Vegeta, Trunks, the Namik? Please, let's be realistic here,' Cell said, smirking when the above mentioned fighters stiffen at their casual dismissal. 'The only thing that could be more laughable would be saying that that weakling Earthling over there could defeat me.'

Krystal couldn't believe how over confident the android was in real life… or what ever life this was. It was almost sickening to listen to him disgrace the other fighters as if they were no stronger then the afro with an idiot hanging off it. Especially because it was Trunks and Vegeta who were being insulted, Inner Krystal yelled outraged, throwing mountains of sharp and pointy objects in Cell's direction.

'It may not be anyone that you mentioned; since your ego is so big its not surprising that you don't consider him a threat. But when he beats you so hard in the ground you start vomiting androids you'll be singing a different tune!'

Everyone stared at her after this announcement of unknown skill, except for two. Goku had a knowing smile on his face, realizing just who Krystal meant and Cell's smirk broadened further at the idea of someone being able to do so.

'Y-you mean like releasing androids 18 and 17? Is that even possible?' Krillin asked, his voice betraying a bit of hope thinking of the blonde android.

The group turned to Trunks, who had the most experience with androids and science, thanks to Bulma, his mother.

'Theoretically it's possible,' Trunks said carefully, 'but it would take someone far stronger then Cell himself to do it.'

'And you think that there's someone other then Tou-san who can do it?' Gohan asked Krystal, his eyes drifting to Vegeta and Trunks before remembering that she had said it would be neither of them who destroyed Cell.

'Definitely.'

The producer and manga writer made it so, Krystal thought wryly. Then, without warning, the small hourglass around her neck began to glow a darkened version of violet. Feeling the same pull of the last travelling experience Krystal turned to the Z warriors who stood watching her curiously.

'I'll be going soon, yeah; so good luck with this fight!'

'YOSH!' Krillin and Gohan yelled loudly, causing small chuckles around the group.

'By the way, Vegeta,' Krystal started, Inner Krystal dancing happily for her self claimed seer powers, 'Hurry up and get stronger then Goku-san, would you? I'd have thought that had happened already.'

The surprised look turned smirk was the last thing she saw before being pulled away from the Dragonballs dimension, her vision going black. The next thing she knew, Krystal was flat on her back again with Inner Krystal yelling obscenities at the hourglass responsible.

'How in the name of Ra did you get here without a Millennium Item?!'

'No way, Yu Gi Oh too?'

Next chapter will probabley be up tomorrow some time ^_^ Please read an review and let me know what you think!!!!!

Lady of Elysion