*This is what happens when Sasori steps into the Akatsuki layer (reminder)* ^.^;;
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It was then the blonde appeared in the living room, before Itachi, Hidan, Kisame, and the sulking Sasori. Deidara was wrapped barely in a towel, sticking to his pale bare body just because of vaan der wall forces, bonds weaker than that of the two men themselves. But there were bigger things (just slightly) at hand…..Deidara's left hand had him in a vice grip around his neck, and his face was going as blue as his eyes…it was as if his curse was saying "HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING SUFFOCATED?" Dei, now losing his towel somewhere near Itachi, stumbled naked over to Sasori, falling to his knees before him, choking out "D PZZ-HEE UN"
Sasori was spacing out, his eyes staring at the wall in front of him. A minute passed by, time ticking away, until Deidara's screams for help finally reached his mind. He glanced down finding a horrifying sight; a naked man in front of him being chocked to death. Just not any naked man….but Deidara.
Sasori raised an eyebrow, and instead of using his hands to defeat the other hand, (since it contained a mouth with teeth), he used his chakra strings to un-wrap Deidara's hand that held tightly on his neck. With that, he didn't even ask if Deidara was okay, he just turned around, embarrassed, as the crowd of Akatsuki members were watching him intently.
Quickly and efficiently, as he felt his arm twitching to kill him again, Deidara sent his right hand into his left arm, breaking his own wrist with an audible snap. Without even grimacing he stood, coughing for a minute then whispering "um……….thanks danna, huh?" He then turned, taking his towel from a stunned Uchiha and walking to their room, leaving the door halfway cracked.
Simultaneously, Sasori blushed madly and couldn't help the heat from rising to his face. His eyes closed tightly, but that image of Deidara kept popping up into his mind. He was wet and naked with every detail, besides the fact that he was getting strangling to death by a psychopathic hand of his.
Deidara just laid on his stomach on the bed, on top of the covers, still naked. His left hand was broken and blue (like his heart). In the other there was the towel, and in his mind he had the strangest thoughts yet. - Danna saved me; I mean of course, it would have been less painful to let Itachi do it, but Danna's saving me has made him my prince charming! But really, don't you think Prince Charming would take what he had earned? The damsel in distress?- Deidara sighed again, thinking now he only thought these things because he was so exposed, and yet after a day like this and a swelling arm, he really did not desire to move…Instead, he fell asleep exactly where he was, oblivious to anything that may hurt him tomorrow.
Sasori opened his eyes again, shaking the thoughts out of his head and stomping furiously to his room and slamming the door behind him. He could hear the whispering and giggles coming from the other Akatsuki members. But for now, he ignored them.
Sasori hid his face as he took his spot on the bed, not even bothering to look at Deidara and his gentle snoring sounds. He remained sulking, confused and dazed at the entire situation of why Deidara's hand tried to kill him.
From the bathroom, water seeped into the bedroom, as facets had been left on after this whole fiasco. A few birds also flew from the bathroom and two blew up in Sasori's face, remembering what Deidara said.. Two others perched themselves on Deidara's rear end, tweeting in an eerie tone as water flooded the room. Sasori grumbled loudly, water getting all over his clean wood. He knew if he didn't turn off the water and dry his feet soon, the water would cause his feet to get moldy. He ran into the bathroom turning the facets off, while puddles were scattered everywhere. As he came back into the bedroom, he picked up Deidara's fashion magazine and rolled it up, hitting the clay birds that were on top of Deidara's arse.